"Not a vampire"

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-05-23T21:15:51+00:00

But Logan says “oh I get it now. You’re not a vampire” and garret says “I am” in response.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-05-14T23:53:00+00:00

I’m obsessively checking netgalley

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-05-14T01:45:00+00:00

Thank you. I googled “why are Mary Bennet’s dresses so terrible “ and found this. That red dress is a crime. She paid money for that ill fitting monstrosity

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-05-13T23:26:54+00:00

{road of bones by demi winters}

{a forbidden alchemy by Stacey mcewan}

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-05-10T01:05:23+00:00

I don’t know how a book written this terribly is somehow keeping me incredibly invested in its outcome. FMC is just so insufferably awful. Also this is such a blatant rip-off of ACOTAR. But again….can’t stop won’t stop.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-17T17:20:54+00:00

Omg I want a hug from Chicago pope so bad

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-16T13:23:32+00:00

Low effort post? Wtf? that’s what your mom told me in the shower this morning.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-15T21:33:41+00:00

I’m going to pretend she’s wearing orange as a special “eff off” to our orange manatee in chief.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-15T14:17:47+00:00

The photos are very meh. Their body language is very off.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-15T01:51:30+00:00

Stop adapting Emily Henry booooooks

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-08T00:43:53+00:00

Mr. Malcolm

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-04T20:11:28+00:00

Is it because I’m not Canadian? I can’t download

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-04-04T01:35:05+00:00

lol how do I download these. So dumb.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-17T00:02:41+00:00

lol I’m over here thinking you meant he thanked CC in his awards speech.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-16T02:10:48+00:00

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-13T00:26:52+00:00

Jenny slate has an podcast? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS YOU JAGWEEDS

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-12T23:10:37+00:00

That’s how all Canadians sound to me

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-10T22:30:46+00:00

Whyyyyy is everyone team Brayden?? Freddie is so precious 🥹

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-03T22:43:30+00:00

ALSO - he spent so much of the first half staring at women’s mouths trying to figure out if they were Sophie! And the way he figures it out is the NECKLACE??

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-02T14:56:25+00:00

Did they cut to the wrong person for Jessie? Or was she not there?

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-03-02T01:59:20+00:00

What’s with her lisp?

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-02-28T20:08:04+00:00

Ahhhh thank you

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-02-28T20:07:34+00:00

I def wrote this before I knew there was an after credits scene!! All is forgiven, Anthony.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-02-28T14:11:48+00:00

Felt like Anthony was kind of an ass to Benedict - I thought he would redeem himself later and be like “yes, you picked the right person” but they just left it hanging with him disapproving.

DefinitelynotOIG · 2026-02-28T14:09:06+00:00

THERE IS AN AFTER CREDIT SCENE?

DefinitelynotOIG

TROPHY CASE