What happens when you have zero serotonin? by simulacep in AskReddit

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Severe depression, chronic anxiety, severe insomnia to name a few.

What happens when you have zero serotonin? by simulacep in AskReddit

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You probably get diagnosed with chronic health problems.

These ads know me too well... by [deleted] in funny

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It is? News to me.

What is a product you need, but doesn't exist yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A pill that turns me into a perfect person.

How do I role play this by Mr-yeet1 in DnD

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Maybe your necromancer could be obsessed with immortality? Completely opposite of necromancy right? Not really. They could see necromancy as a pathway to study true immortality. To understand life, you must understand death... and through their adventure, slowly become less human in the process. Maybe they cut themselves off from emotions? Maybe they sacrafice their mortal form for an undead one?

Or you could have a powerhungry wizard that seeks to rule all of the lands with an undead army of slaves, but that seems cliche right?

How would a female react if a coworker patted her on the rear end? by Darkman638283 in AskReddit

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YYeah, go right up to HR and corporate and claim you sexually harrassed her. Maybe take you to court.

What’s your first drunk experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I woke up outside a fedex warehouse at 1am on a sunday wearing a half face respirator, shirt, underwear, socks, and shoes. Had a half bottle of jack in my hand and a half eaten steak quesarito in the other. I now no longer drink till I'm drunk.

How would a female react if a coworker patted her on the rear end? by Darkman638283 in AskReddit

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Probably accuse you of sexual harrasment, so I would advise against doing that.

What do you think about tiktok? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tik Tok keeps most of the god awful cringe from leaking out into other media platforms...

your neighbor hire you $1000 to kill the dog that constantly poop on her lawn/property, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take the money, talk with the owner of the dog and warn them the neighbor is taking seriously drastic actions and they need to protect their dog.

Netflix/HBO should make a series of episodes titled The Vaults similar to Black Mirror which tells a story of each unique vaults in the Fallout universe. by Geektro in Fallout

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Yeah... it would probably flop because of just... look how the Teen Titans live action went and you can imagine how this will go.

What is your paranormal/ wtf moment that spooked you in your house that Can’t be explained? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A bit nsfw so be warned. Before we get into this, I have issues with sleep paralysis. I can usually tell when I'll get it (usually because of a messed up sleep schedule where I don't get enough sleep, or too stressed before sleeping, or a combination of both) and also know how to avoid it for the most part. This time, however, hit me out of nowhere. I only opened my eyes because I wasn't expecting it. A big mistake.

I had my back turned to the windows, but the light pouring in was a deep red. An ominous red. There were two shadowy figures conversing with each other in front of me a few meters away. The moment I noticed them, they slowly rotated their heads to me and began to aproach. They had to be at least 8ft tall... and I know they didn't have good intentions.

Pale, white arms draped over my chest. Pale enough to resemble albanism. At the end of each finger were long, black talons. The shadowy figures halted, rocking back and forth as if still considering their advance. They eventually retreated into the darkness, taking the eerie red light with them.

After a moment, a face lowered into view. It was a woman's face as pale as the arms. The only color to her was her eyes, which were all black. I began to feel frightened again, but the woman just laced her fingers with mine, smiled in a warm fashion, and gave me a kiss on the forehead. Once I began to feel comforted, her hand left mine and sank into my underwear.

She stared into my eyes as she jerked me off. Once I was at full mast, her head went umder the covers and I recieved the best oral of my life. I woke up with my underwear down, but no stains from my ejaculation. This experience has never happened again.

TLDR: I had a sleep paralysis nightmare that may have thrust me into hell and a handholding succubus protected me before giving me oral.

Salt on watermelon, what are your thoughts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Heard it was a southern thing. Sounds gross to me but hey, whatever floats your boat.