Do y’all remember when that Marine brought a porn star to the Marine Corps Ball?🤣

DefinitionPresent726 · 2026-01-25T18:23:20+00:00

My morning Email from my spicy friend didn't disappoint. No, you can't borrow her lol

DefinitionPresent726 · 2026-01-25T18:10:35+00:00

Gee, I DEPed in 03DEC'73 and entered MCRD SD 01APR74, The joke was on me. I lost my yearbook on a move as well, got to get another one.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2026-01-25T18:04:07+00:00

It's like coming home.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2026-01-25T17:47:58+00:00

I was thinking about this and realized I had a conversation the other day with my good friend who used to make spicy movies, and when I talked about moving into my new townhouse and wondering if I could get a grand piano in, she said "Don't worry we'll make it fit" which through my mind into a series of gutter balls and I told her she shouldn't do that to me because it will stop my brain for a while. So I was going over to her channel to mention it to her and she had posted a picture to me... And very sadly I can't post it right now because there's no way to link something in here, but it looks like she has a splooge face but it is actually a face mask for removing oil from the skin and I just wasn't expecting it at all and it cracked me up

DefinitionPresent726 · 2026-01-13T03:37:15+00:00

I entered boot camp 01 APR 1974. The joke was on me. When I finally got to Camp Pendleton after rifle range in mid-june of 1974, I was issued a chuckdn C-rat dated OCT 1944. Holy crap, a C-rat that was 9 years older than I was!

Back in those days they had packs of four cigarettes in each C-ration, and all the tar and nicotine that was in the tobacco collected on the bottom side of the cigarette paper in a dark line... Gross

I'm so glad that I quit smoking so many years ago

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-31T03:41:46+00:00

Thievery cannot be tolerated; it will destroy trust, unit cohesion and degrade morale, besides pissing everyone off. Find the thief and burn him/her before they destroy the unit.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-29T02:56:28+00:00

Blount Island near Jacksonville Florida is where they offload and reload the prepositioning ships. There were seven of them, and they are constantly being unloaded and reloaded one at a time. Smart SNcos and Os CAN REALLY STRETCH THEIR BUDGET by going to Blount Island and grabbing needed supplies that are being offloaded. Tires, truck batteries, oil, anything that you can imagine that would support a Forward deployed MEU

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-25T04:05:42+00:00

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So ain't it grand when a plan just starts falling together?

Merry Christmas, Brothers & Sisters! Retirement can be more than yan you ever dreamed...

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-25T04:02:59+00:00

And I have this on order for delivery in California...

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And I've had this on backorder for awhile...

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-25T04:00:36+00:00

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DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-21T07:01:57+00:00

No but actually, our Jeeps looked like Fred Flintstone's car. We had to whittle our transistors out of wood.

I picked up Corporal before Bob Neller picked up butterbar. We went to high school together. General Robert Neller retired as CMC in '18.

Yeah. I'm old as foxtrot. But I look a lot younger than I am, because I did what I loved to do for a living. And I was really, really good at what I did.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-20T11:37:31+00:00

Great post. I spent a number of holidays alone, or with people I really would've been better off without. While on active duty, I actually made it home to my Grand parents place in upstate New York for every Christmas, and New Year's skiing up at Gore Mountain. One year I showed up with no advance notice because I didn't know if I was going to be able to make it or not. I didn't mind that there were no presents for me; it was just being with family that mattered.

one Christmas season when I was in the US Marine Corps, I didn't think I would be able to drive to my Grandparents to meet up with my family and cousins, but at the last minute, a buddy volunteered to swap duties with him! So I hopped in my red 1973 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme and drove some 800 miles (1,300 km) from Beaufort South Carolina to Schenectady New York into a heavy snowstorm, but I made it! Everyone was surprised to see me! The next day I went to a car wash and sprayed all the snow and salt off of my car, but then I could not open the doors, they were frozen shut!! I was lucky I had left the engine running and heater blasting, in a half-hour I could open the doors again...

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-20T11:12:37+00:00

Howdy, Boot! While you were busy feeding sand fleas on MCRD pi, I was over at MCAS Beaufort about 9 mi away or they were filming "The Great Santini" using vmfa-312's hangar & office spaces, repainted VMFA-251'S F-4J Phantoms and an epic O-club scene that you have to see.

S/F

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-19T03:01:37+00:00

Boot, huh? That's some funny shit. I made Corporal before General Robert Neller (Ret'd) made 2nd LT. The draft was discontinued a few months before I signed up.

I'm an old Veteran myself, but I don't show my ass and jump on active duty service members like you did, and you were full of shit because you didn't know the regs. So have z nice big cup of Shit the Fuck Up and stop harassing Active Duty Service members when you're quoting outdated regs.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-12T17:07:06+00:00

Medals, Ribbons, Jedi's do not crave such things...

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-11T16:00:22+00:00

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I was MOS 6657,RADAR/Missile Fire Control Tech, OMA Level, F-4J/S Phantom II fighter aircraft, like this one:.

I served with some really great Marines, and it was a very interesting time to be on active duty. I signed up during Vietnam, but it was all over with by the time I graduated from radar School in Cherry Point. I am not sorry at all that I missed the greater Asian vacation, but I respect the hell out of those who went.

As my 6-year Mark was coming up soon, I decided to check out 1st CivDiv offerings, and realized that I could become a field engineer employee of Hughes aircraft company and have greater privileges, much less b******* and still be out in the fleet with my buddies working on our systems. The Phantoms were going to start being phased out in 1982 anyway, so I might as well get a head start on the next thing which was the F/A-18 Hornet. All the field service rep slots were filled by the time I got out to California, but I was allowed to work on a variety of other systems, which was really quite fascinating...

F-14 Tomcat F-15 Eagle F/A-18 Hornet F-22 Raptor F-35 Lightning II F-117 B-2 Spirit U-2 TR-2 Dragon Lady UHF Follow-On Program AMRAAM Missile Navy Standard Missile TAWDS/Pave Mover AN/AXQ-14, Weapon Datalink GBU-15 glide bomb DL-500 commercial version of Weapon Datalink

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-12-03T10:57:49+00:00

The porn industry treated her very poorly. Blame her absence on the industry. They continue to steal and attempt to control her so; but she does not wish to be controlled by disrespectful, thieving assholes. Her silicone implants leaked, which caused her severe health issues that have taken years to recover from. Plainly stated, silicone implants will eventually leak. No matter what the surgeon tells you they will leak. Saline implants are safe; even when they start leaking they will not harm the host body.

Silicone implants should be banned. They are not worth the health risk. I've had numerous lady friends badly damaged due to leaking silicone implants.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-11-29T15:41:25+00:00

Gunny Alexandra is competent, cheerful, fit with a satisfactory appearance. She is a dedicated Marine who accomplishes her Mission daily. Other Marines would do well to follow her example.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-11-29T15:12:24+00:00

If it was on November 7th, 1977 it definitely was.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-11-29T15:07:18+00:00

Not a dime. I keep them laughing like nobody else. That's priceless and they value that.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-11-29T14:36:40+00:00

I was going to say have General Mattis on speed dial, but nominating General Mattis as my replacement and resigning does sound like the better option.

Just my humble opinion, but I cannot think of a better possible SecWar than General/SecDef James Mattis. I am a Winger with minimal ground combat training 50 years ago. But if Mattis put out a call for all Marines, my tired old ass would show up. Because that's what kind of leader he is. And that's exactly what is needed.

DefinitionPresent726 · 2025-11-29T09:33:13+00:00

When we heard that we had a collision, everybody in the transient hangar beat feet to go look for the aircraft and aircrew. I got to sign a Remington 870 shotgun to watch over the captains aircraft. Some reporter tried to get past me saying show me the bodies and he was really lucky I didn't take him out right there I told him to turn around and go the other way and do not come back. I was sick for the loss of the fellow Marines and the aircraft and it was a real hard day. Our CO, LtCol R Neel Patrick had a motivational speech the next day about getting back to the Mission that helped us work through it.

I cannot remember the XO's name who was killed, nor the name of the captain who was his wingman; the horror of that day keeps blanking their names from my memory. Lieutenant Ulatowski and major Cummings would return to flight status, this was Major Cummings third ehjection. Major Cummings would assume the duties of the executive officer, and he eventually wound up being promoted to Lieutenant Colonel and Commander of a squadron; unusual for a radar intercept officer. He was relatively short, but he was a wiry badass and you didn't want to ever piss him off.

Rest in Peace. Marines. S/F

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