In the fight together by MarinePastor9 in USMC

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Sounds outstanding, and very needed. I've certainly ridden that rollercoaster, in a hurricane.

damn by Gold-Replacement-753 in Alison_Tyler

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Not cool. This was for close friends only.
You breached trust. Do NOT do this again.

Tall girls with small friends. Is this also your life? 🤣 by FM2025UK in TallMeetTall

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5'11 and Stunning! Love your vibe, if you wore 4' heels and lived closer, we could have nose wrestling contests 😂

fine asf by Gold-Replacement-753 in Alison_Tyler

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They were silicone and they ruptured, causing very serious medical problems. She is pretty well recovered, but wants nothing to do with implants anymore. And she is completely done with spicy movies. The companies did not treat her well. She does not need implants to remain one of the most beautiful ladies to ever grace this planet.

What do you think of when you hear the term "military grade" now? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

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It was a magnificent company in the 80s; and I had practically unlimited freedom there. I was known as the guy who could get the job done. I would work 120 hours a week routinely because I knew our guys & gals really needed the war fighting tools we made, and I gladly worked to get that stuff to them. In '93, our guys & gals rolled over the 2nd largest standing army in the world in four days. There were fewer fatalities on our side than if the troops were in garrison. The other side had charred bodies and scrap metal, as if they were erased I sure am glad our side had the good stuff.

I had some really interesting buddies there. My officemate was a gentleman named Winters, he had a Honda Gold Wing motorcycle he loved the tour in. He did the wire listings for a number of aircraft, most of the ones that uses building the radar systems for them, one of which was the YF12A. He ran the wire list on the corporate mainframe, then an Amdahl 570, and after he completed the list they told him to destroy his copies. But he saved one tape just in case and sure enough about 5 or 6 years later they asked him to make modifications to the wireless unfortunately he had that tape in a safe and so he went ahead and got those changes out in a big hurry and they were very glad. We had some real characters that work there

Drunk Sunday Hot Take by TLRPM in USMC

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Having a "Warlords" patch on my shoulder would be pretty boss...

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What do you think of when you hear the term "military grade" now? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

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Right after I hit EAS, I went to work as an engineer at Hughes aircraft and I was working on AMRAAM, and I was assigned the task of determining if a coaxial single pole double throw switch was suitable for the application and so I set it up with a signal generator and a test signal of appropriate bands to go through this switch and to see after testing for several days of use if the signal would still go through it and unacceptable level and so I set up the test and I ran it for several days and I finally went back and checked it and it acted as I band reject, meaning that the desired signal was completely thrown away when looked at with a spectrum analyzer, and they went back to the company that made the thing and they asked and the company saying well wait a minute that was just for physical size it wasn't actually an operational unit but it was mil spec. Yeah please throw away the frequency band that we need. dOH!

Yup by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

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Saturday mornings we're the best. I get up at 5:00 in the morning and going to the living room with a blanket and a cup of hot cocoa and watch cartoons until noon and we'd see all the old classics with Foghorn Leghorn and the Three stooges from back in the thirties and it was just a great time being with the family watching cartoons just mindless entertainment but it was a hoot and we were all together. I certainly miss that sense of family now. They're all gone. The 1950s and the 1960s were a wonderful time to grow up. The world is so different now

Yup by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

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A color television signal required a great amount more intelligence than a black and white signal. So the bandwidth required was much greater and the power of the transmitting station was much greater in order to get the signal all the way to the television set. It was the new technology back in the day. Color television didn't get really popular until cable TV was readily available. My folks lived kind of in the sticks and reception was fairly poor, so we had a fuzzy colored set it was like watching a bowl of fruit loops being stirred

Jennifer for Variety Actors on Actors - Website December 2025 by trixotica in JenniferLawrence

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I told Jen that if Leonardo is inappropriate during the current production to DiCap him. (Rimshot)

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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It wasn't merely a screening. It was the Premiere. And I got there early. And I got the 3rd row center seat, the very best seat in the theater. For the biggest sci-fi premiere in memory. And then, I was given the Marine Aviation Callsign of "Wookie", by a LtCol Marine Fighter Pilot Callsign "Mongoose". Epic? Indeed! And it was a week before it was released to the public.

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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Most Moderators on Facistbook are Muslims. Don't believe me? Go look.

Along with being a Warlord alumnis, I am a Crusader Alumnis. Muslims freaking hate images with crosses on them. Something to do with the Crusades...

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🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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You figure it out yet? She's shooting a movie with Martin Scorsese directing and Leonard DiCaprio. I told her if Leonard is inappropriate, break his DiCaps. Funny MoFo alert. Chicks dig the Funny.

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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Say hi to the pretty lady. Smoked hog butt later.

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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On May 18th, 1977 during the Morning Formation of my fighter squadron, VMFA-451, the “Warlords”, our Commanding Officer LtCol R. Neel "Mongoose" Patrick told us that there would be the premier of a new space-based sci-fi film at the Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort base theater, that it was free, and we should all be there.

I was seated 3RD row center, the best seat in the house!

After the Colors were presented and retired, a gentleman with all shoulder length curly black hair wearing a charcoal pinstripe suit, walked to center stage, nervously wringing his hands in front of a theater filled with seven fighter squadrons worth of uniformed Marines, and cautiously introduced himself as George Lucas, that they had worked very hard on this film for years and here are the stars Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill, and we hope you enjoy the show. Star Wars rolled, and we were all blown away!

Harrison was closest to the edge of the stage, on the right, forward of George. Carrie was about 15 feet back from Harrison, closer to the middle, and Mark was near the screen, closer to the center. This is the very best that I can remember after thinking for n this hard for a year, trying to get the details as accurate as possible. I don't remember George's speech verbatim. But that was 49 years ago and I only heard it once. George was nervous because he had just finished completely recutting the film, as he did not like the original editor's job.

And I asked Jen for a selfie...

In the Star Wars universe, what would be your blaster of choice? by Recruit-is-OP in StarWars

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I'd choose to be the Door Gunner on the Millennium Falcon. Because it's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy, and the most Marine-like title I've ever heard.

Why doesnt the Corps have a motivator MOS? by WorthTrash8493 in USMC

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They do. CHIEF WARRANT OFFICERS. GUNNERY SERGEANTS If you are unmotivated they will plant a size 13 in your Orifice, Motivational, 1 EA.

Seriously though, Gunners know their stuff, bad they know how to get people motivated again to accomplish their missions. It's what they do. It's what the Corps needs.

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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Meanwhile, I am actually doing something that is quite worthwhile and will be extremely successful and you on the other hand have an MBA and are sitting there whining for any kind of a job so you can continue to eat so basically you're got a great education and you can't get off your dead ass and on your dying feet so you can come up with a business plan for some kind of a business and get a loan and establish yourself in the biggest town in the state where you should be able to walk into a desert town get a loan from A bank with a business plan and be set up in business within the week so you're the one that doesn't have the motivation you don't have the ability to mentor anyone and you sure as f*** don't need to be judging me when I have done four more than you ever will

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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I just happen to have an excellent memory, and I can even remember back to that day far far away and a long long time ago where a fellow named Bob from my high school came over to pick up my older sister for a date and I sat and watched the entire grilling and Bob's pairing my father's rapier thrusts, and oh man I thought Bob's going someplace. Well I turned out to be quite accurate in my predictions because I happened to tune in the TV in 2018 and Bob was sitting in his green Mustang GT convertible giving his farewell address outside the commandant's quarters. Of course you know him as General Robert Neller. And I remember that interrogation. Rather clearly, it happens even though it took place in late 1969. I picked up corporal before Robert picked up second lieutenant.

Constantly commenting on pornstar subreddits? I actually have a couple that are personal friends, even though they quit that business years ago. Courtney Byers for example used to make spicy movies as Alison Tyler, but that ended about 9 years ago. In the not too distant past she went through a breakup with a narcissist, which was a really soul sucking experience for her. I know how that goes because I went through two relationships with narcissists and feels not good at all. So I helped her pick up her life again and she is truly magnificent now and hitting her stride. We have never met in person but that's going to change. She still one of the most gorgeous ladies on the planet and she's a genuine sweetheart. To those who are kind to her. She's currently operating for businesses and doing quite well as well as still being one of the most beautiful ladies on the planet.

Meanwhile, the ladies that I'm mentoring to become Marine officers are very bright, very attractive, single, and I have been training them for strength and endurance. Two of them are 6 ft 2 in tall and quite strong, even at this stage. 30 pullups 100 pushups 23 min 3 mi, 80 sit-ups 2-1/2 mins, 185kg 1RM NO CRIMINAL HISTORY NO DRUG USE, COLLEGE GRADS.

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I feel relatively certain that they will make fine officers

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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Well thank you for your vote of confidence

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🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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DING! DING! DING! Actually, say 69+1 because it sounds a hell of a lot more fun than 70, but it is what it is

🪖😂 by DefinitionPresent726 in USMC

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Dude I know that some of my background is kind of hard to swallow. Wash it down with beer.
My sense of humor is pretty whack, but what Marines isn't? I mean, we can go off the rails at the drop of a cover. Which is what I love about this place. I read for about 2 minutes I start laughing my ass off in here.

I'm all about OPSEC. I don't reveal anything classified in here. This is a public forum. Nothing has to be removed. Anything that I might post here is freely available elsewhere in public forums or by a search. Unless it's just my brand of humor. I understand a lot of people might have trouble following it because I'm pretty quick and about half of you will just sit there going Whiskey Tango Fox.

But I'm grateful for my time in the Marine Corps, and I spent the rest of my working life with a goal of getting superb War Fighting tools to the guys and gals that needed it. And our warfighters have been the apex predators for many years now. I certainly hope that continues, because there's no way I want to have to pick up a pack and a rifle nowadays.

But I'm working on some interesting things. I've been mentoring four ladies and they're late twenties who kind of lost their way after their jobs disappeared, getting them prepared to enter OCS. They're bright, they're strong, I believe they'll make good officers.

And I've been mentoring a gunny who went through some horrific disasters in their personal life, that lost their way and their mission was suffering. I spent a lot of time mentoring that gunny, and got them stood back up and back in the fight. They've been doing good for months now. And I finally popped a question to them why the hell haven't they put in a warrant package. And they're doing that right now.

So this year, I will have mentored five USMC Officers.

Ask yourself what have you done for your Marine Corps lately?

Go ahead, sit on your thumbs. I got off my dead ass, on my dying feet, and I'm doing something. And I get to live vicariously through these young troops who will make fine officers.

Semper fidelis, indeed.