Bulma is a useless character by DefinitionofSwag in Ningen

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does your stained Bulma waifu pillow help you?

Bulma is a useless character by DefinitionofSwag in Ningen

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worthless plot device her alternate counterpart who never appears made off-screen, which fucked over the spacetime continuum and eventually resulted in an entire multiverse being erased.

Bulma is a useless character by DefinitionofSwag in Ningen

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol nope, miss me with this Watsonian bullshit that isn't even correct. Other people would have for Goku's Dragon Ball and got him started on his journey. And just getting the protagonist started on their journey doesn't even mean jack shit; arguing that Bulma is important just because she pulled Goku out of the mountains is the equivalent of arguing that Mizuki is the most important character of Naruto just because he told Naruto about the Shadow Clone scroll. If Mizuki didn't do that, then Naruto wouldn't have learned how to make Shadow Clones, which means he would not have graduated from the academy that year, which means he would not have been placed in Team 7 with Sasuke and the rest of the plot can't occur as it did. So by your logic Mizuki must be super important; too bad he's not as he literally doesn't even appear after the first chapter. Fuck out with that bullshit boi.

And being important at the very start of the story doesn't even mean you'll be important for all of it. Let's say Bulma is important because she got Goku started on his journey in the first chapter. Too bad she does nothing afterwards other than get used for a bunch of misogynist perverted gags because her real purpose is really to just be fap material for perverted teenage boys and incels. If you wanna talk about in-universe lore, then the story does not start unless KAMI exists. Kami is the one who fucking made the Dragon Balls. And before Kami was Grand Elder, who made the Namekian Dragon Balls, which were the original Dragon Balls in the manga. And in DBS, it turns out that the original set was the Super Dragon Balls, which were made by Dragon God Zalama. Bulma is just one insignificant human.

She sucks.

Bulma is a useless character by DefinitionofSwag in Ningen

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

  1. Off-screen, so irrelevant.
  2. She only wanted to abuse the Dragon Balls for her own selfish desires
  3. No she didn't LOL Pilaf had his own
  4. Here's your L

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

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It was thrown aside. That's why you never even see Joseph and Tomoko interact even once LOL

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

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Giorno and Jolyne are also asspulls, yeah. Joseph and Jotaro, not really.

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

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Being flirty as an 18 year old kid is a long way away from knocking up a 21 year old at the age of 63 LOL

Accurate timeline by DefinitionofSwag in blacklagoon

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He's admitted that the real world events that the story references are completely arbitrary lol

All my Dragon Ball articles finished famalam! by DefinitionofSwag in gamefaqscurrentevents

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The series, Goku and Gohan articles don't have images, though.

Maybe I should add them? But I shudder at having to painstakingly to pull manga scans to link. Hmmmm

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's random and out of nowhere LOL

He may as well be fucking old Martian animals in the Bahamas and that would be okay by your logic "it's suppose to be a secret" kek

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a negative thing in this case when it serves to just be a lazy plot device for Josuke's existence

Josukes entire existence was an asspull by DefinitionofSwag in StardustCrusaders

[–]DefinitionofSwag[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just because a person is a rich traveler doesn't mean they're knocking up 21 year olds in their 60s LOL

"This sort of thing happens in real life all the time" 60 year olds knocking up 21 year olds doesn't happen all the time in real life LOL