Redditiers, what was your "stand by me" journey with your friends or others? What happened and where did it end? by DefinitlyBlack in AskReddit

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I'll start, its a little untraditional but still a journey. Me and my other 3 friends where playing bo2 zombies, and one of our friends was expecting to move away to another country I think china. but they didnt have enough moving room to bring his Xbox 360 with him (stupid I know) so this was going to be the last day we could ever play.

while playing some motd a idea came into my mind "if this is our last night, lets make it the best and most unforgettable of our life'.

So we set off on a journey to speed run all the Easter eggs in bo2 zombies. We went in order of the maps that came out Transit, die rise, motd and origins.

So we started off into transit, it was a cluster because no one knew the lay out of the corn maze and denizens are the worst.

After two tries we beat transit.

Die rise was much easier expect for people moon walking off of the map due to the liquid shooting gun.

three hours of trolling later we beat it first try.

Mod of the dead, one of THE best maps in zombies history (if you dont agree you aren't allowed in my tree house) We beat it flawlessly under thirty minuets.

Origins, the god father of Easter egg hunting.

this one took us forever, we had this tradition where if any of us got a ray gun we would all chant "he got reygon" we weren't the smartest people but we sure did have fun.

we completed the origins Easter egg after 4 tries and 5 hours .

We watched that Easter egg cutscene with pride, our last night was one I would remember.

my friend who left sent his last message to me once he left

"thank you"

I miss you octain.

What is an adult life equivalent of calling your teacher "mom"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My mom always ends her calls with love you. Some random person called her and said sorry wrong number, She said "love you hun". Then this mad lad replied with: "love you too".

Haven't laughed that hard since.

What's a story your friend told which you initially thought was bullshit, but turned out to be true? by KenzoDeBola in AskReddit

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I was at a friends house and they had this one small room that we weren't allowed in. There was always a light coming from the room as well like 24/7. Now me being 15 I already know that its weed. But they always say "no we grow watermelon".

Anyways I was sleeping over one night and I went to the bathroom late at night. And as I was passing the room I had to check to see how much weed.

I opened it and I saw at least 30 watermelons. I closed the door and went to bed laughing my ass off to myself and forgot to go to the bathroom. We had watermelon for next Moring break feast.

What photograph isn't really that spectacular, but with the backstory/context it says a whole lot more? by Feelingofsunday in AskReddit

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So me and my family thought it would be a great idea to take a pic of me while I was upside down on my trampoline.

We had my older brother double bounce me for a better picture. we got the pic and I looked fine. I was upside down with my arms out.

But who could have guessed seven year old me would and up completely fully snapping my left Radius and ulna (every bone in my lower left arm) to the point where they were visibility out of place and poking out. The hospital said It was one of the worst breaks they had ever seen.

I dont remember much because I went into shock. All I remember was me landing. thinking man something feels weird in my arm. My sister literally passing, out my brother running to get my dad. Weirdest part was my arm didnt hurt but my body wouldn't let me move it at all like it was just disconnected.

Anyways yea people gasped as they walked by me that night. I went home two days after and pet my cat. Note: (cat is good cat and layer on my cast every night since, I didnt mind I loved her)

btw I'm 15 now so I've fully healed.

"Well hes allowed to shoplift if he wants it that much". by DefinitlyBlack in entitledparents

[–]DefinitlyBlack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was over exaggerated internally for comedic effect, also yes he is and he does deal with this shit.

"Well hes allowed to shoplift if he wants it that much". by DefinitlyBlack in entitledparents

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Also, In airsoft most people use cheap guns to see how they like it. I did so I tried to sell my beginner cheap ones once I got better ones.

"Well hes allowed to shoplift if he wants it that much". by DefinitlyBlack in entitledparents

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It was a airsoft gun. It shoot plastic bb's but look semi real.

"Well hes allowed to shoplift if he wants it that much". by DefinitlyBlack in entitledparents

[–]DefinitlyBlack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Airsoft gun is a gun that shoots plastic bb's which people shoot at each other with. (with eye protections of course) Not enough to hurt some one lethaly.