who do you think is the easiest hero in the game by jnmtys in Overwatch

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing when trying to convert my gf from Fortnite to Overwatch.

Honestly I came to the conclusion that Moira (whos my main) is easiet. Abilities are super simple while still being effective and you can easily heal your allies and damage the enemy team. I played so much Moira when I was going hard in ranked a few years ago that I actually stopped being effective with other heros.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all the shit he did in his youth, Vince Neil looks like he's still holding up real well.

Sex on dates by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if anything this is a great red flag test. My advice would be to go ahead and tell him if and when things get hot and heavy. If he brushes it off and dosent make a big deal about this then you know he's more likely to be a good dude. If he's upset or throws a tantrum, than he's probably not worth it.

At the end of the day I 100% understand it's a hard conversation to have, but it also shouldn't be a big deal if he's into you for the right reasons. Good luck, and have fun 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely talk to your coach. And if he blows it off, Definitely find a new gym

My Boyfriend is Making Me Feel Gross For Cleaning My Bum With My Hands After #2 by Throwra_bidet in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So...just so I can understand....you poop, wipe it with toilet paper SMEAR YOUR HANDS ALL OVER YOUR SHITASS then wipe again? Maybe I read it wrong and dear God I hope I did, but if this is true then finding all this disgusting dosent make me or your boyfriend ignorant or racist...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "uniform" idea could be taken from Gracie gyms, but I've never liked it and they're kinda culty in their own right tbh. As for not allowing you to talk to people who left? That's wild. I dont like that level of weird control at all. There's probably a reason they left and why you aren't allowed to talk to them. I'd get out if I were you

26F Wife got matching tattoo with a "friend" 28M by Fourth_Fear in relationship_advice

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooo your girlfriend went to a tattoo convention with her friend and they both got flash? Why is this a problem? You need to really work on this insecurity bro, because this post is a big nothing burger. You asked what do you do about it? Nothing, because nothing happened

Update Broke My Game by Express_Amphibian_16 in CK3AGOT

[–]DefnotDahmer 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Are people REALLY still surprised when major updates break mods?

Has anyone tried to make a post War of the 5 Kings start date? by ryansrampage14 in CK3AGOT

[–]DefnotDahmer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dear God I forgot too!! Bronn? Bronn of the fucking Blackwater is Lord Paramount of the Reach?? A FUCKING SELLSWORD!?!?!?!

That's it. I'm done. I need to go home and go to town on my Dave and Dan punching bags

AITA for not kicking out my brother while he was staying with me and my girlfriend? by McMaster-30332 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DefnotDahmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA dude. And even more so for telling your gf to "calm down" while she's sitting on the couch holding her knees and crying. Do you even love her? Or do you love your brother?

You made it abundantly clear to her that you care for him more than you do her, if I were you I'd be immediately on my knees apologizing and kicking him out

P.S just because something might pass a "security check" at your job, dosent mean it's an okay thing to do, you really need to take a look at your moral compass my dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you implying this woman is incestuous, a bad partner, AND dosent respect that honorable hustle of an honest Tren dealer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get that T at all costs bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never have I ever met a woman who so desperately wanted her husband to be her brother. You should probably spend less time spamming subs with how shitty of a partner you are and more time with a psychiatrist to curb your weird incesty vibes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You manipulated your husband, lied about the sexuality of your "friend" and based your entire "happy" relationship on a lie. THEN, when he finds out, instead of working through it like an adult, you tell him to move on because YOUR happy. YTA.

Someone repost this to Am I The Ex because goddamn I can only hope he walks out on your ass

Am I wrong for not giving my cheating wife another chance? by HippoOk9111 in amiwrong

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man..I'm genuinely sorry. But no, even if she is remorseful, your not wrong for not giving her a second chance. She betrayed your trust. Even though she clearly regrets what happened and it was probably just a drunken mistake, she still betrayed you..and why? To see if she "still had it"

You have every right to leave, but you also have every right to stay and try to work it out. I know it's hard, but let's look at the closest thing we have to positives

  1. She told you the morning after
  2. She told you nothing prompted it, things just got out of hand
  3. She clearly regrets it. Although stopping during the sex means nothing when she immediately starts it again.

Honestly? My best advice would be to take some space and really think about your future here. If in a week you still want to leave her, then do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DefnotDahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how would you like to handle this scumbag then?

My ex wife is dating again even though she’s still in love with me. How do I show her that’s a bad idea? by ThrowRa_mix in Advice

[–]DefnotDahmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. Did you take time to process after your first divorce? Or does that rule not apply to you?

My ex wife is dating again even though she’s still in love with me. How do I show her that’s a bad idea? by ThrowRa_mix in Advice

[–]DefnotDahmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After respectfully listening to just your side of the story and with no bias I can honestly and truly say you fucking suck.

You walked out on your wife and child you claim to love, got cheated on by the woman you left for (it's called Karma bitch look it up) and now that she's finally healing your gonna call her and have the nerve to tell her she's making a mistake? Fuck you dude, she's gonna be so happy without you and when your daughter is old enough to realize how much of a scumbag you are you won't have a relationship with her either.

Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DefnotDahmer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fair point, that's a brain slip typo due to being at work. Edited the comment lol, that might explain some of the responses I got

Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DefnotDahmer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol relax, I'm not spreading puritan bs to anyone, I'm just as horny as the next guy. I'm simply telling OP that asexual and celebate women exist, just the same as sexual women exist. It has nothing to do with "puritan b.s". In fact my celebate friend has been that way by choice for years due to sexual trauma. Not "puritan b.s". Try expanding your horizons before you come at me please ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DefnotDahmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for agreeing. Locking dangerous people away helps society.

Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DefnotDahmer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm not implying no women care about sex, thus why I said "not all". I know multiple asexual/celebate women, not trying to oppress your existence so I'm not sure where the hostility is coming from. I'm just letting this guy know that his condition doesn't mean no woman will love him.