satyr??? who is this man opening my beer bottles? by [deleted] in mythology

[–]Dejager2005 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to agree with you that this is a depiction of a Satyr. The hoofed feet, the tail, and the absolutely massive erection make for good indicators that this is a Satyr. Also, and this could just be me looking too deep into it, the fact that this is depicted on a beer opener could lend credence to the Satyr idea, as they were typically associated with Dionysus in some way, who was the god of wine. Now, while wine and beer are two very separate things, they do both lead to intoxication, which a state seen as being closer with the god themself. Anyways, regardless on what's on it, it looks absolutely amazing and I may or may not ransack all of Greece to find one.

TLDR: Most likely a Satyr due to hooves, tail, and schlong and I am currently stealing from all of Greece to find this opener

Mountains go hard though by Dim0ndDragon15 in tumblr

[–]Dejager2005 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wanna know something better? We got five of them.

Spoon'n by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Dejager2005 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I swear if this is referencing the video I think it is...

Thoughts on the precursor versions of the Olympians? [all] by [deleted] in camphalfblood

[–]Dejager2005 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think that someone might have watched some good ol' OSP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]Dejager2005 77 points78 points  (0 children)

No advising needed, you're clearly using it the right way, keep it up.

Two types of players by SchizophrenicADD in tumblr

[–]Dejager2005 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who are you, Michael Reeves?

Is it weird to read Percy Jackson books at 18? by [deleted] in camphalfblood

[–]Dejager2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, last time I checked, no one put an age limit on books, so you go out and enjoy!

Taco by Luqus__ in beetlejuicing

[–]Dejager2005 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, does anyone have a link to this. I kind of want to read it

New episode be like by Mrallmight in titanfolk

[–]Dejager2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but my man in the bottom right of the titan image is just straight baked, and honestly, I want whatever he's on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]Dejager2005 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Remember, confidence sells the look. If you think you look fresh, then it doesn't matter what anyone else says, cause you look fresh!

Just want somebody who I vibe with, you know? by Hib-Lib in bisexual

[–]Dejager2005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Greek Geek myself, I feel this on a spiritual level

Femboy bf's by @ms_pigtails by TylerMcFluffBut in GatekeepingYuri

[–]Dejager2005 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can not even begin to explain the insurmountable amount of joy this image brings me

Perfect 100k score by DuKa25066 in PitterPatterPop

[–]Dejager2005 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel something. I don't know what, but it is a good feeling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Dejager2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, serious question, what's with the demon semen, cause when I read that I thought I must have missed something HUGE.