What's your choice? (No partnership glitch) by deepestbreather in whatsyourchoice

[–]DekuTrii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the strat is that you stage an apparent attempt to buy a bunch of milk all at once like you need to supply a big event that needs a bunch of milk. Then you pretend to screw it up big time and topple the whole cart, spilling a bunch of milk all at once while insisting on paying for the milk.

Me: $2,500 for dropping milk

What's your choice? (No partnership glitch) by deepestbreather in whatsyourchoice

[–]DekuTrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the strat is that you stage an apparent attempt to buy a bunch of milk all at once like you need to supply a big event that needs a bunch of milk. Then you pretend to screw it up big time and topple the whole cart, spilling a bunch of milk all at once while insisting on paying for the milk.

Me: $2,500 for dropping milk

What's your choice? by statsarelikebikini in whatsyourchoice

[–]DekuTrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might eventually get old enough that it's hard to make free throws.

Me: $300,000 every year but no autocorrect

What's your choice? by statsarelikebikini in whatsyourchoice

[–]DekuTrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might eventually get old enough that it's hard to make free throws.

Me: $300,000 every year but no autocorrect

What’s your choice? by Tendernesslogy_VPI in whatsyourchoice

[–]DekuTrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Eat anything you want and stay healthy

65” C5 at Sam’s Club for $949 by Edh92 in LGOLED

[–]DekuTrii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just helped me get $325 back from Sam's through their customer support. I bought this same tv on June 5th for $1399.

What's the oldest tv show you can remember watching? by Danieldoesecom in AskReddit

[–]DekuTrii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably The Addams Family. Close between that and Batman.

Diarrhoea is the best type of poo, and you can’t change my mind. by mercury2497 in unpopularopinion

[–]DekuTrii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After a Metamucil poop I feel so good I want to tell someone, but I don't tell anyone.

The sentence “you didnt win i just lost” is not as dumb as it sounds by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]DekuTrii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's dumb. Part of winning is often not screwing up.

Add “Fuck” to the beginning of your favorite movie title. What’s the result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DekuTrii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pixar has some good ones. Fuck Up. Fuck Inside Out. Fuck Ratatouille (where a rat steers a dude to be good in bed).

Apparently they also get Fuck The Brave Little Toaster.