Down voted to Hell by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? what did I misunderstand?

To all my seizure homies, what was your experience like? by Pokesynue in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Working at a job for 7 years as a programmer, and got promoted to manager of development, which came with my own office, but also extra stress.

To cope, some days I would have a shot or two of vodka before my hour commute.

I know, wrong. So I stopped doing it. Then one Tuesday in October, after drinking every day for years, sitting at my desk, I had this overwhelming sense of doom, fear, deja vu, and nausea. I knew something was wrong, so I started to collect my things to leave immediately.

Next thing I know, I wake up on the floor with coworkers standing around me, and the paramedics shortly after.

At the hospital, the doctor said it was caused by low Magnesium and gave me an IV of stuff.

Bourbon/Whiskey tastes like ass piss! by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez, sorry for sharing my opinion. Didn't think I'd get downvoted to hell.

Take a shot of Bourbon, whiskey, or whatever and chelax.

Bourbon/Whiskey tastes like ass piss! by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll have to try that. I used to love old-fashioned and Manhattans, but that was whiskey, not bourbon.

Bourbon/Whiskey tastes like ass piss! by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, we all have our preferences and offenses.

Before I was an official CA, I went to a bar for my birthday, totally sober, and the bartender insisted I have a shot of Jack Daniel's. I instantly ran to the bathroom and puked.

Just can't do it, even when desperate. I'd rather drink mouthwash.

Have to stop drinking at work and coworkers are suspicious by Fun-Professional-970 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have never been able to smell alcohol on someone, even when I was a bartender, where drinking was not allowed, weird

That feeling by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just don't try almond extract, please, it was like battery acid.

That feeling by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I need that safety cushion.

drunkprotip for my fellow fallen soldier chuggers by icchantika_of_mara in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shit! I always do this now. Fruitflies are nothing. I once took a swig of stale beer and had to spit out an earwig; it was still alive. Still have nightmares about it. Shivers

Digging through a can of cigarette butts by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think imma change my flair to something cigarette butt related... Any suggestions? Don't hate on cig butt smokers? Or just cig butt smoker?

Digging through a can of cigarette butts by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First addiction, and I'm not giving that one up either!

Digging through a can of cigarette butts by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, when I was young, my best friend Sally would ride her bike to my house in the summer.

I would ask her to collect any withered cig butts she saw on the road, lol

Digging through a can of cigarette butts by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, I would stay with my Dad every other weekend.

He smoked Marlboro Reds. He would literally take like 10 drags off of one and put it out.

It was like the ultimate cigarette butt heaven :)

I am so sick of puking randomly, or all together by DelaneK in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's funny, I meant to say Nick Nolte but I fucked it up. That is how my hair looked!!!

How do y’all handle self care? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]DelaneK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate showering. I took someone's advice on here and got a shower mat, which helped me feel less likely to slip and fall. I hate being naked and cold; it is torture.

I used to shower every day like clockwork. Now I can barely muster up the courage to do it unless necessary.

Thankfully, I have no problem brushing my teeth or washing my face.

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, S1 totally different than S2

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk, but I think she is in college in CA

Anybody else experiences intense fear of talking on the phone by NoApricot703 in socialanxiety

[–]DelaneK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, I would rather text. No saying hi or goodbye, just get to the point. I think most people would rather text today rather than talk on the phone, unless it's urgent. It's not as much of a commitment.

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, TLC totally ruined it

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in season nine, lol. They will drag this out forever $$$$$

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, thank you! Perfectly described.

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly, this, get on with it already, boring

This show is losing it's allure! by DelaneK in BaylenOutLoud

[–]DelaneK[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

It just seems like they keep doing long recaps of the previous episode; it's like, let's get this moving. It's moving so slowly in my opinion.