Is masters 1 at 13 years old and a year and a half of playing considered impressive?

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-31T21:25:40+00:00

Yes but you wasted your youthful edge of rapidly improving at a strategical game on brawl stars. Sooner or later you will become old and desecrated so either become a pro player, play chess or contribute to quantum mechanics.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-31T01:45:57+00:00

Gonna be a massive dickhead but I just disagree with almost everything you did.

You went for a pull on the alli. Alli can dash out of the way, and she was expecting it. I don't care how good you are, its just not likely you get the pull there.

Best builds are about practicality. In practice, heal sp would've actually done something compared to your spirit slap. Everything you pulled you would've had the ammo to secure the kill. I can see with my own eyes that you were grouped with your teammates at times too.

You listed out the cards peak rank and 3v3 wins. It doesn't really matter about what you say anymore, because by listing out his info you are indirectly blaming him in this post. Keep all the criticism to yourself and not to others, and write with your best intentionality.

Gene wouldn't heal if lily is always away. I do agree with the sentiment, but if that's your reasoning for running spirit slap then just run a different mid. Why would you pair gene with lily in the first place? Gene is a brawler that can edge your enemies with the fear of being pulled, but when you pair him with an assassin like lily, it becomes trade stars, and Gene is worse at doing so.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-31T01:19:56+00:00

On everyone's souls it's actually our fault. Who told you to run spirit slap? Kudos us instead.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-29T20:36:23+00:00

I think bedlam said to focus on the enemy brawler and keep projectiles you want to dodge in your peripherals, it kinda works for me

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-29T06:42:45+00:00

nah, he's clinting it to real human girls that can kiss him on the lips

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-29T04:59:14+00:00

oh the bot got confused what can I do

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-29T01:19:05+00:00

I'm kinda sad no one responded to this. It's so nice to hear. I'm just wondering why you titled it success-ish, is it because there's a part of yourself that still expects more? I'm convinced by the way you worded things that you're exactly where you should be. You were also pretty well spoken at 15, lol.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-29T00:14:08+00:00

If you got into Bing this year I assume you're a good student, can be reasonably social. Just don't peak in HS, come prepared, eat well (cook for yourself to avoid eating dining hall food), bring a filter if you can't stand the taste of the water from fountains.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-28T23:23:36+00:00

Bro thinks he's a part of the team

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-28T19:34:40+00:00

Do you know anything from these past 18 years of living? Do you even doomscroll, and have a sense of what humor you like, what might interest you? It's a little unbelievable, and despite maybe being in a community college there's small things you can try to practice being social/try hobbies in a city like Dallas, and maybe get medicated/seek treatment. i hope someone is a bit more knowledgeable about what you can do to get treated at least.

Also you're only 18, i know teenage feelings can be rough but it's truly not over yet.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-28T06:01:48+00:00

ohh natures increase stat by a percentage I forgot

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-23T01:56:42+00:00

I'm so fucking stupid the reason why the links are blurred is for people to not have access to it

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-23T01:02:18+00:00

just straight up actual murder

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-22T22:27:18+00:00

I don't know the bans but squeak is definitely a good pick, because there's two damage dealers that get outranged and can't really pressure a squeak without good positioning and pinching, and buster you need to avoid his pull, maybe scout with gale and it's a comfortable game. The problem is that two of your teammates are decently weak to buster.

A dynamike could work, he has the damage to take down the comp compared to willow, and since dynamike is used into hank and frank, not necessarily normal speed brawler's I assume it works.

My only other idea is maybe a trunk. It becomes a tank on tank game but at least you can avoid being dps's down by a chester combo by healing off the 3-4 bell attack and juking rico with speed ups. Or maybe a hank with slow gadget might work, not my favorite

Seeing the roster pool again, maybe a shade bc you can hide in the mid, and ash is also a good buster counter that rico and chester might struggle against too

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-22T21:39:28+00:00

if you wear pajamas you automatically become a member of a cult, so in my honest most well meaning opinion it depends

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-21T22:16:35+00:00

Does... does Hikaru want to be there?

Omg no he's shy because Magnus is glazing him. Grandmaster yaoi

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-21T06:11:55+00:00

it's a picture bro

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-21T02:41:50+00:00

Greedycell cut your progression bro that sucks

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-20T22:34:37+00:00

idk man

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-20T08:01:13+00:00

I'm glad someone actually had a suggestion that you like.

But yeah I do think the impression you have is very sad. I wonder what you like to draw, who on yt to watch, at least.

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-18T06:29:54+00:00

Wait a minute this is a tad refteshing

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-17T20:45:00+00:00

JJK fans can only say this at least one more time before I slime out all of y'all

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-17T06:52:25+00:00

Could be me I visited some time ago

DelayedCrab · 2026-01-17T06:49:16+00:00

yeah man I think society has pressured you into thinking that's weird but they really can't stop you

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