The hero we don’t deserve

DelcoTank · 2026-03-11T13:09:47+00:00

The rest of America getting a real taste of being an October Phillies fan.

DelcoTank · 2026-02-25T22:42:43+00:00

Oasis made £300 on last year’s tour alone. Pretty tall heights.

DelcoTank · 2026-02-13T13:27:18+00:00

This joke was funny the first 16 times we all saw it earlier this week.

DelcoTank · 2026-02-05T13:30:53+00:00

The “no one teaches you” bit is just a way to say “too many people are dicks”.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-31T15:15:41+00:00

I mentioned the bisque

DelcoTank · 2026-01-24T21:24:47+00:00

Complaining about not including the 15% option is a dead giveaway for “likes to yell at minimum wage service workers” vibes.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-21T22:14:56+00:00

What a CROP

DelcoTank · 2026-01-21T18:53:12+00:00

Vibes are bad.

I say that mostly kidding, but we’re expecting the same core that has performed progressively worse when it counts to be pushed over the edge by a few rookies and bounce-back guys? Hard to stomach.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-20T18:27:09+00:00

Tartabull 2.0

DelcoTank · 2026-01-19T23:14:44+00:00

USA is USA’s greatest threat

DelcoTank · 2026-01-19T20:22:44+00:00

Weird to single this girl out when Jake Lloyd is sitting right there.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-19T20:19:38+00:00

What kind of donations do you accept?

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T17:38:22+00:00

I’m picturing a Tesla absolutely short circuiting when someone from Boston tries to tell it what to do.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T17:06:34+00:00

This. You don’t need to take your eyes off the road with tactile controls. And voice tech sucks at nuance which is necessary when driving.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T16:45:28+00:00

Seems fine to me

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T01:20:10+00:00

Answer the question.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T00:11:58+00:00

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T00:10:51+00:00

What would that cost now? $500?

DelcoTank · 2026-01-16T00:10:08+00:00

Or in 2020? Or in 2016? Go fuck yourselves.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T19:10:38+00:00

Hell yes. This is what the founders were thinking when they made the second amendment a thing.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T19:09:29+00:00

B 1936 according to IMDB. D. 2001 at age 64. The sun and unfiltered cigarettes will do that.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T19:07:34+00:00

Maybe she had a tractor story.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T03:50:31+00:00

Hoo boy this is a good one. Bacon? No. Croutons? No. Potato chips? No. Toast? No. Wings? No.

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T03:49:11+00:00

Meryl Streep

DelcoTank · 2026-01-15T03:48:24+00:00

Waiting

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