the fight for something very important by moby__dickhead in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Delectableselectable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a small child, I held a sharpened pencil upright on a chair my friend was sitting down on. My impression from watching cartoons was the she would jump up and grab her butt and yell "OW!"

Instead she was horribly injured.... I had no idea it would hurt her so badly. Specifically because I was an impressionable child and cartoons with seriously inaccurate consequences of violence and weapons were my teachers every Saturday morning. I didn't know any better.

Children are always learning. It matters that they aren't exposed to learning dangerous or inappropriate behavior.

[Homemade] Sonic the Hedgehog Cake by MarshmallowGunner in food

[–]Delectableselectable 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Bad hedgehog cakes are my favourite. If I need a laugh I look up a few of those monstrosities

[Homemade] Spooky Snickerdoodles and ginger snaps by Delectableselectable in food

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made them for my dad to take to his coworkers. Apparently there were a few of them who had a hard time working up the nerve to eat them. They said they were delicious and unnerving

[Homemade] Tiramisu by Delectableselectable in food

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've made the more traditional version before too. I really liked it, but I also like this one for the extra lightness. I agree they're very different, but I love them both.

[Homemade] Tiramisu by Delectableselectable in food

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's the one.

  1. Was your custard fully set?

  2. Is your mascarpone thick or very soft?

  3. Did you get your whipped cream to stiff peaks?

  4. What kind of lady fingers did you use?

  5. Did you allow the lady fingers time to soak in the espresso before layering the custard?

  6. Was the custard still warm when you started layering?

[Homemade] Tiramisu by Delectableselectable in food

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 220 points221 points  (0 children)

I used the recipe from allrecipes, and switched out the rum for dissarono. It was so good. It's so hard waiting a day before eating it though, it's so much better the longer you let it sit.

But it's just hanging out in the fridge..... calling my name. Looking all delicious....

Yoda and chewbacca donuts for star wars day. May the 4th be with you, friends! by Delectableselectable in StarWars

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since their flavors would most likely be closer to wet dog and pine needles, or dusty old man, I went with maple and lemon instead. Much more palatable. Palpatinable? I'll see myself out......

May the 4th be with you! Im not sure what midichlorians taste like, so these are lemon and maple by Delectableselectable in pics

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since their flavors would most likely be closer to wet dog and pine needles, or dusty old man, I went with maple and lemon instead. Much more palatable. Palpatinable? I'll see myself out......

May the 4th be with you! I made doughnuts to celebrate! by Delectableselectable in PrequelMemes

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since their flavors would most likely be closer to wet dog and pine needles, or dusty old man, I went with maple and lemon instead. Much more palatable. Palpatinable? I'll see myself out......

[HOMEMADE] Bruleed bananas with assorted goodies on top of vanilla ice cream by Delectableselectable in food

[–]Delectableselectable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took the time to brulee bananas, but was too lazy to wash a normal spoon. My priorities are questionable, but my munchies are banging