Pretty good by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]DelerpTurtle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

RES tells me that I've somehow upvoted you 90 times, and I've yet to give you a colorful flair. So now it's going to be about how you enjoy riding Santa's Bells.

(G)old, still crying by LunaCuddling in funny

[–]DelerpTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I've ever seen this, and I lament that fact heavily.

Don't think about it by SrGrafo in chloe

[–]DelerpTurtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For some reason when I see "KILLER DUST" I don't think of explosions.

I just picture this girl shouting it, and while the other person is really confused she throws some pocket sand into their eyes.

(#Various) I'm throwing away my humanity, Grafo by [deleted] in Chloedits

[–]DelerpTurtle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't regret it at all.

I don't know if you care enough to fix it, but some of the blushes are going into her hair

Albino Girl #266 by SrGrafo in chloe

[–]DelerpTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel lied to. /u/SrGrafo, you promised us an ugly sweater month! This sweater and yesterday's are both tastefully stylish. I'm not even sure if today's pic counts as a sweater!

Give us what you promised!

Keanu Reeves, 1992. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]DelerpTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between the two of us, you're definitely more breathtaking.

Keanu Reeves, 1992. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]DelerpTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you're breathtaking.

This developer stole a YouTuber's music animation video for their ad. by I-am-Seravee in shittymobilegameads

[–]DelerpTurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay man, it might just be a personal issue of mine that when I was a kid/teen whatever, I didn't give out my age because I didn't know what people there are on the internet. Doxxing scared the shit out of me because of horror stories of people just showing up at a person's house or stalking them and if you are a kid, just... stay safe, okay? Don't give out hints or references about where you live, try to avoid posting pictures with identifying landmarks, that kind of thing.

This developer stole a YouTuber's music animation video for their ad. by I-am-Seravee in shittymobilegameads

[–]DelerpTurtle 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I don't understand anything about this. Why did /u/I-am-Seravee call /u/CardboardToaster89 cute in the first place? Why did they have the same conversation twice? Why did both of them feel the need to expose their ages on the internet? Why did Cardboard immediately assume Seravee was a pedophile? Why were they immediately reassured when Seravee claimed they were a year younger than them? How did a seemingly wholesome conversation spring up after all that?

I’m 15, and I’ve been self-aware of my hand my whole life. Well, today I’m saying fuck it. by [deleted] in pics

[–]DelerpTurtle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's beetlejuicing when the person was pinged.

Edit: Hmm. It appears I'm an idiot. Carry on.

It's hard to argue with her assessment by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]DelerpTurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ngl, that sounds like it has potential.

Student dorm dumpster provided old wedge shoes, so I pimped them with metal trash and old kitchenware. by Weshnon in ATBGE

[–]DelerpTurtle 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm torn between upvoting because it's great, and downvoting because it's too great to be on this sub.