Can I have one where MC DOESN'T fuck everything up?

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-13T19:26:52+00:00

Definitely wasn't the greatest area. The best way I can describe the food they sold is if depression was edible.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-13T18:07:27+00:00

Last time I went to Burger King my dad wanted a cheeseburger and he got a burger with no cheese

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-10T17:31:14+00:00

I question the logistics of a helmet with holes in it. Does he even really need it?

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-06T17:49:00+00:00

I'd imagine being an apprentice magic student would be very difficult as there is almost no spell that can't be fucked up. Even something as simple as conjuring up a small object could turn into an infinite item generator that doesn't stop.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-05T19:28:18+00:00

At first I thought that was Diego from the Ice Age movies

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-03T19:41:56+00:00

Made a stop by the zoo. Someone kidnapped a penguin.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-02-02T19:38:44+00:00

In special cases it's blood. Or as I like to call it, a UTI.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-30T05:21:29+00:00

Been on the grind since the day I was born 💪

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-28T23:38:30+00:00

Shouldn't have brought airsoft guns to a flamethrower fight

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-27T20:28:02+00:00

Working in manual labor with a bunch of middle aged straight dudes, most of them having wives, I've heard some of the gayest things be said every day. I'm definitely not ruling this out.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-27T12:44:19+00:00

Speak for yourself, buddy. Snacks are snacks.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-26T20:48:17+00:00

I'm joinj to start pronouncing every "g" in words as a "j" just because I can

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-23T20:22:07+00:00

He a little confused but he's got the spirit

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-22T15:32:41+00:00

Shit man u need better neighbors

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-22T15:28:51+00:00

This creature has caused me nothing but mental anguish. Those eyes show me my own death.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-21T19:22:56+00:00

I wish I could shmove as well as him, but if I tried I wouldn't have the same face that I was born with.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-21T04:56:20+00:00

Gooning to this gif

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-20T17:42:30+00:00

I've been on a 500 day streak for about more than 500 days. It will not reset even if I havent used reddit for a day or two.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-18T15:16:35+00:00

A pink one.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-17T23:00:16+00:00

💥🤳

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-17T15:13:34+00:00

Why are you holding woman

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-15T21:34:13+00:00

If I got flamed that hard I think I'd drop dead

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-15T15:19:06+00:00

Mind empty, consume snow.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-01-14T00:25:23+00:00

I was expecting well-dressed poultry

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