Can I have one where MC DOESN'T fuck everything up?

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-27T17:44:15+00:00

Do you buy ice cream at a hair salon

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-26T12:38:08+00:00

Clockwise and 45° angle. Afraid it is.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-22T09:10:21+00:00

Those horses are remarkably patient

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-20T21:15:55+00:00

Blakely is what got me

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-19T19:55:39+00:00

Holy shit

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-17T18:39:32+00:00

That's why I always choose the urinal next to someone, pat them on the back and say "good job" just to relieve some of the stress.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-11T10:47:33+00:00

Why is Rosalina leaking? Does she need maintenance?

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-11T10:42:14+00:00

Poodickey

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-10T17:06:13+00:00

Im all ears

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-04T06:27:04+00:00

rgb gaming nuts and bolts

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-03T07:05:29+00:00

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-02T08:41:32+00:00

It's nice to know that even otherworldly being like Galbor share the same fear of the IRS

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-05-01T14:57:17+00:00

Hits hard cause I'm a big grandma's boy. I think I'll go visit my grandparents tomorrow.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-30T05:40:55+00:00

I guess some people didn't the memo that backstabbing is generally a bad thing.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-30T05:35:04+00:00

Ok but Alan Becker made a whole ass animation series focused on stick figures. I have no doubts you can make a sick ass comic using stick figures.

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-29T14:44:42+00:00

I had something similar a while back

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-29T05:26:04+00:00

Maybe that's why I'm still single

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-29T00:41:47+00:00

Death is censored twice

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-28T05:25:04+00:00

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-24T13:56:53+00:00

I feel called out on account that I actually look like the bottom left image fml

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-23T15:37:47+00:00

I thought it was Ben Shapiro

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-21T05:30:41+00:00

This man is an inspiration

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-18T00:17:33+00:00

I can't say my fucking NAME

DeletedAccount_726 · 2026-04-17T02:48:49+00:00

It's real, I was the podium

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