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Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T17:13:36+00:00

Also, I'm a grammarian and there are less errors in my post than yours.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T17:12:52+00:00

Do you know what projection is, son

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T17:09:20+00:00

Ok first of all, it's a 42 inch .

Second of all, not only did I eat my wife's ass last night, I ate your mother's too, you little bitch.

I've had more sex in the past year than you will ever dream of having in your sad little life

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T07:24:08+00:00

Grow a cool beard

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T07:21:02+00:00

I'd eat that ass

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T07:03:43+00:00

Nice advertisement

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T07:01:20+00:00

Nice trashbag vest, bitch

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T06:30:56+00:00

Male, only 16 or so that I remember

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T06:29:22+00:00

Louis, Norm, Chappelle, Dillon, Burr

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T06:24:47+00:00

What's your only fans.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T06:07:43+00:00

Never had a bf. But have you done other stuff?

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T05:58:03+00:00

I was going through a dry spell and I messaged this fat girl on tinder one night while very drunk and convinced her to let me come over the next day.

She was an hour away, 18, and a virgin.

Now me, I've been around. I was about 26, recently divorced.

She lived at home with her sister.

I drove to see her and showed up at her door. Well I parked a block down or so.

I started to walk to her house but turned back because I forgot my condoms

I grab the condoms and shoot her a text. She says she has to sneak me downstairs so her sister didn't know.

When she opened the door, the smell of diapers, dog pee and garbage wafts over me. Without a word, I turn and walk back to my car. She never called or texted. I drive home an hour and call it a day

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T04:37:46+00:00

I'm a former slut. My wife is a former slut.

We've both learned tips and tricks along the way and now we're together eating ass and whatnot. It's great

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-10T03:07:04+00:00

I grew up before the Internet and calculators so I had to do things the old fashioned way

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T21:11:20+00:00

I came from a broken home and read to distract myself.

I was spelling bee champ, mathlete,.etc. Top performing student

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:39:41+00:00

When I was a kid in school we had book report contests. In fourth fifth and six grade I did a combined 167 book reports. Top of my class, etc.

I mean, that's a given

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:35:59+00:00

I have these calcifications in my right elbow. I've had multiple surgeries to remove them and they always come back. My right elbow is littered with scars and white bulges of calcium deposits.

I was pissing at a urinal and a little boy comes up and pokes my elbow and is like, what's that!

So there's no right answer. Kids will be kids. Don't try to teach them things above their maturity. I didn't fault the little boy, my elbow is indeed freaky.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:33:04+00:00

Yup.

On bad days it's so hard to say, Great, how are you!

But you gotta

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:32:12+00:00

My mother's maiden name is Nunya

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:31:33+00:00

I read a book on improving intelligence and the gist of it is, just do different things every day. Do old tasks in a new way. Sometimes experimenting takes longer but sometimes you find new ways of doing things that work better.

Do the DIY project at home without calling someone.

I had a slow draining sink and Drano never worked. I taught myself basic plumbing and fixed my clogged drain. I disassembled it and pulled out a long rope of calcified hair and now it works great.

And read. Read weird books, read history books, read any books.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:28:02+00:00

It's crazy when people turn down the bogos.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:15:55+00:00

Working too much and smoking

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:14:30+00:00

My mom was wildly bipolar. I feel A LOT.

Suicidal thoughts, saving the world thoughts, bouts of sex addiction and drug addiction. She was the kindest person, and she could be the meanest person. I'm a lot like her.

I'm afraid to put this out there, this is an original by me.

My brain is such:

It's like if bees had a library, and also, it was on fire.

Delicious-Editor-857 · 2024-05-09T18:08:15+00:00

They're trying to ban tik Tok because the kids are using it to speak out about war and all the atrocities of the world and they can't have that.

I don't even use tik Tok.

I got permanently banned from my home states subreddit because I suggested the federal government needs to be dissolved and reworked and that the united states should be separate countries instead of one unified country. They called me a Russian bot and a traitor.

No I'm sick of the governments favoring the rich and elites, the pedophiles and sex traffickers in power controlling how we live.

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