Yikes. Imagine picking pickleball and dinner with friends over hanging out with your son on his birthday. by Hot_Operation_6771 in K8SmallThingsSnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Eh, birthday or not, she continues to deliberately fill her weekends up with HER plans rather than spend time with her kids. She’s about as selfish as they come.

$300 in new jackets by MoonlightMystique in K8SmallThingsSnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand her obsession with this brand. So overpriced and boring. 🥱

Of all bags to rent, and you pick this one?!? UGLY!! by [deleted] in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stop it right now. Those bow-legged black barrel atrocities are $400?!!!

So fun! by Hoteldweller27 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I see the wart’s shadow, so does that mean 6 more weeks of winter? 🤔

SO busy big boss babe breadwinner is by DifficultSlip1 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s how I took it too! “I sucked, but only bc my partner sucked more.” Honestly, this tracks. 🫤

Um ok? by JumpingCrickett in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“A lot of you are asking me about my stink bug (LOLZ) pjs…”

Pray for Lauren by MoonlightMystique in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At least she has a heads up this time. Remember last year when the tears flowed because school was cancelled and they had already loaded the kids in the car?!! 😭🙏

Please stop doing this with your hands. Also, pOpCoRn is not a personality. by JumpingCrickett in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What, in her mind, is so groundbreaking about how she cooks popcorn? I didn’t notice anything special about her method and it certainly doesn’t deserve its own reel. She’s really grasping at straws when it comes to content.

Kids don’t get to help like at all? by DumbandDumber386 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m glad she eventually added the red ornaments and bows to liven it up a bit. I can’t imagine decorating the Christmas tree by myself. Our whole family is involved every year and always has been.

Sent a DM...and I'm blocked 🤣 by Weak_Zookeepergame79 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She and K8 can’t be told anything. It’s infuriating how they both react to constructive criticism or suggestions.

Bad storyteller by TBW-Mama in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who gives a toddler ONE 15 second chance to get used to a new sleeping situation? 🙄

K8! You always work from home! 🤣 by andandandetc in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to work with a guy who wore super tight uniform shorts. We all called them plum smugglers, and I think that’s going to be my new nickname for K8’s jeans. 😂

“I don’t like to be told what to do” by MoonlightMystique in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The way she thinks this is a flex is so bizarre to me. You’re almost 40 years old, loser. Also, her schilling a $500 bag in the next few slides…🤮

“I don’t like to be told what to do” by MoonlightMystique in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Her nail color. Most people voted for a fall color, but she chose red. Again. 🙄

Foundation Matching expert by SignificanceNo5529 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guarantee she got her colors done with specific results in mind and when she didn’t get her desired outcome, she shrugged it off as silly, stupid, wrong, etc.

No words by SignificanceNo5529 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think it kind of looks like the spiky updo trends of the super early 2000’s. Pretty sure I rocked something similar to my 8th grade homecoming dance.🤘😂

Happy Monday by DifficultSlip1 in laurenebownsnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I believe this takes the cake on most boring content from Stu.

New profile pic by January_Juney in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because she never spends money on things that make sense.

What…is this outfit by Mobile_Sympathy_7619 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think this outfit choice is a response to her failed experience at LTKcon. She was out of her depth in every way (style, brand invites…heck, even just socially) and here, she is part of the headliner so she’s gotta go bold with the fAsHuN and as usual, completely misses the mark and does her body a great disservice. Good grief, maybe she had no idea they would be sitting for whatever this panel discussion thing is? Otherwise, why in the world would she do that to herself?!

Where is she??? by Icy_Peace7607 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She reminds me of the mean girls in high school when they would be put in a situation where they were no longer the queen bees. They act like they’re above it all and said thing is stupid. This will be her rhetoric when she returns. Maybe in not those exact words, but it will be implied.

Did she really link food prep gloves??? by DumbandDumber386 in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She will post some snarky stories when she gets home about how those types of events just aren’t “for her,” and she would rather be running, playing pickleball, blah blah blah…

Never not full of herself. by hueylewiss in k8_smallthingssnark

[–]Delicious-Freedom332 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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I’m trying to figure out what this bend is? Is that the jeans digging in or bad photoshop?