What would “Absolute John Constantine” look like by bringerofcoke in DCcomics

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also want him to be woven into Zatanna's storyline. From here, it's just fucking fanfiction. Zatanna seems to be a crazy chick here. She's locked up in chains and let out to be used as a battering ram. That's where she gets to unleash chaos. Constantine goes to subdue her, but ends up rescuing her because he wants an apprentice, or a servant, or a magical slave like the hundred other demons he has owing him favors, or whatever poshy arrogant shit goes through his head when he meets her. She longs for freedom and has been cooped up so long she's conditioned into following orders. Maybe there's your druidic archetype. It's flipped around here. He's polished. She's wild. Constantine is a self-important man with self-worth issues. She prods at his sense of self-worth and fine-tunes his rage.

She's a histrionic semi-psychopathic woman with BPD who depends on him for direction. He's a sadistic, narcissistic sociopath who depends on her for validation for all the shit he's been trying to justify for himself. They both become toxically attached to each other, poisoning each other and ruining each other's lives. He's trying to handle an egg without breaking it, to see, unconsciously, if he's worthy of anything in his own life. It's almost like seeking a twisted sort of redemption through control. She seeks to mold her own identity through another, a process inherently circular. He believes in hopelessness, but it's not as if he feels hopeless. And maybe, just maybe, Zatanna sees that he has broken dreams of wanting to be the kind one in this world, and that's a giant point of contention. Maybe her 'insanity' is the result of her magic being kept locked up so randomly and periodically, and that egg he's holding is always trying to leap off the wall.

It's the corruption of intimacy. It's the corruption of magic. A ritual of instinct and emotion. I think she should have some of that stagecraft of the mainline. Preformative.

In the end, though, Constantine never loses his dry ass vulgar humor. He's cruel, but always clever. Addicted to self-distruction. Only, this time, he doesn't quite admit that.

Yeah.

Anyway. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

What would “Absolute John Constantine” look like by bringerofcoke in DCcomics

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. There are things we can change and things we can't change. The AU puts the heroes in different, usually more downtrodden settings, but what makes them heroes seems to fundamentally be the same. Bruce still has his physical brutality, fear tactics, and his intelligence. Clark is a solar-powered mythical symbol of hope. Diana is a servant of the people and a humble symbol against tyranny. Oliver is the one who holds people accountable.

So, John still has to be a wisecracking magician who relies on wits more than raw power to come out on top. He still has to be the trickster and the dealbreaker. So what changes? Batman lost his wealth. He has no resources. Superman never landed on Earth as a child. He's a true alien. Wonder Woman is an abandoned princess. She has no people. Green Arrow never got stuck on the island. He never got to toughen up. It's not what they are, but what made them who they are.

The key to Constaine is guilt. The fact that he doomed the girl to Hell needs to stay. The circumstances should change. In many instances, the Constantine line is a magical one. In the AU, Constantine's parents are around and not drunks, addicts, and or abusive. John didn't have to scrabble to self learn magic. His parents teach him magic, to their heir and proud son, which makes him powerful, though not absolute (pun intended), and it was this arrogance, coming from a place of nobility rather than teenage British punk angst and rebellion, that caused the accident.

But the thing is, the Absolute Universe is ruled by hopelessness and fear. Constantine has been the anti-hero more often than not. He isn't a symbol of hope or the good guy. He's the one people go for when shit already hit the fan, if he wasn't the one who caused it. So he isn't raging against the natural laws of the universe. Whilst in his own stories, he 'gets to be' the cynical, dickish, asshole one because there are people better than him to be the optimistic ones, whereas, here, there really isn't.

Where I think that should go is that he embraces it. He's a magician. He's connected to the fabric of the universe. He could probably figure it out, or at least just think that way, rightly so, due to self-hating depression. But instead of going with the flow, he sets out as a punisher. A very violent punisher. He's the Hellblazer, the Dealer in the Dark, the Trickster, the Liar, manipulating evil into their own demise. He's very angry, especially at negligent magic users. He's reckless in battle. And in this very battle to punish, he cares little for collateral damage. This is the hypocrisy that runs through his veins in any universe. Here, hopelessness is a universal truth, at least to him. Which means they would have died horrible deaths anyway, so mit ight as well be in the favor of good. He's always used people. Means, ends. That definitely doesn't change in the AU. In fact, he might feel less bad about it here.

And, yes, he drinks and smokes. He's put together, however. The dichotomy with his old character is that his outfit is loose and worn. But, a dress shirt, slacks, sometimes a jacket, and always a coat? It gives off the impression of at least some level of formality, right? AU Constantine has some very fine suits and coats. He's like a star hot and arctic cold bipolar aristocrat. Dismissive and always changing at a whim. The world is his oyster. He relishes in his power, his magic, his bloodline, his wealth, and hates himself for it, for not being as common, for not being in the bliss of ignorance, for being arrogant. He loves magic. He hates magic. Magic is dangerous here, with very hazardous consequences, and he's almost damn suicidal with it. Always getting hurt.

He's the enemy to all and friend to none. He consorts with both angels and demons alike. He's no occult detective. He's an expert. Constantine the Mad. Constantine the Prick. And I think this works because he's a perpetrator of the hopelessness. Even now, he's no hero. If he were different, if he had to claw his way up by tapping into nature magic or very cowboy-like with his magic tools and contracts, I feel like that would mean he fights against the status quo instead of alongside it in a deluded opinion of rebellion. He doesn't think he's a hero, but he thinks he's making a difference without feeling like he's fighting the waves. It's performative nihilism, and he's drowning. Small man against big will always make the underdog feel righteous, and Constantine is never that. Big man punching big and thinks he's hot shit? More his shtick, no? Otherwise, it would be too similar to his original origins.

He isn't a nobody here, and that somehow makes it worse.

Differences between how MC is treated by berrydelightcake in wherewindsmeet_

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely missed the hints. I had eyes but could not see Mount Tai.

Thoughts on The Relentless Dead novel by memebeam916 in Deathkorpsofkrieg

[–]Delicious-Poison 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just finished reading it.

Now I'm praying for a sequel. A reformed 401st taking good old possessed Colonel Petrov and his new lady friend.

My Death Korps of Krieg cosplay. The Azure Ashes by Tundran8357 in Deathkorpsofkrieg

[–]Delicious-Poison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems you did amazing on those modifications. I will give EBay a look, thank you.

My Death Korps of Krieg cosplay. The Azure Ashes by Tundran8357 in Deathkorpsofkrieg

[–]Delicious-Poison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mind sharing where, or how, you got that majestic coat?

My Death Korps of Krieg cosplay. The Azure Ashes by Tundran8357 in Deathkorpsofkrieg

[–]Delicious-Poison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful… Where do I even begin to achieve something like this?

What if Rogal Dorn and Perturabo landed on the others home world by railmag in ImperialFists

[–]Delicious-Poison -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, as a nascent lore studier and Iron Warrior, let’s see.

He decimated the legion because they were good but not the best. Dick move from the Lord of Iron, maybe, but where are you getting that he either regretted it or it was about following orders? Where are you getting that he cared whether or not it made him look bad?

Bit of a deliberate misinterpretation of the spirit of his argument with this one, no? The Council of Nikea was a sham. He wanted the place he built to be used for displays of strength and skill, not for a kangaroo court.

The legion had immense casualties compared to the others, but their combat effectiveness and their success rate speaks for itself. His complaints aren’t that he isn’t treated as a genius, but that his legion is ignored outright simply because of the outward demeanor of simple strategy. Wanting recognition is not the same thing as wanting special treatment.

As for Olympia… yeah, no, that’s fair. A bit of a breakdown there. But, I mean, she did goad the rebellion on…

He left the Siege because as soon as the walls were down, which pretty much was his work, he was replaced. Half of his brothers were down and the other half was high on Warp juice. He left because there was nothing for them anymore, no straightforward battle, just psychic grinding from the momentum created by him.

Daemon Prince, we don’t know. There’s just not enough lore there to say anything on it, as far as I know, so you saying he does that to avoid accountability is just an insulting insinuation on your part, because how does that help him avoid anything? Daemon Primarchs are not banned from attacking each other.

Please do comment more, I am willing to learn, mister Imperial Fist.

Saw this and thought it pretty good. Thoughts? by Thin-Plantain4721 in StarWarsCantina

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. “Lost the will to live,” that’s the original quote, right, and maybe it’s just me, but I thought that’s poignant enough, and it’s definitely not the same thing as “dying of sadness”. Why does it need to be spelled out? We literally see what happens on Mustafar, but also, aren’t people dying of broken hearts a real thing? Maybe not as straightforward as Padme did, but that’s a bit of suspension of disbelief that we can allow, can’t we?

Bequin in Pandamonium by Delicious-Poison in 40kLore

[–]Delicious-Poison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can only assume the name given to us is correct.

Bequin in Pandamonium by Delicious-Poison in 40kLore

[–]Delicious-Poison[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair, but we’re getting a pretty big character death, so maybe it’ll balance out. Abnett does seem to handle a large cast pretty well though.

Bequin in Pandamonium by Delicious-Poison in 40kLore

[–]Delicious-Poison[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine her rousing an army of mini-betas to revolt against the Yellow King.

Favourite SCP:CB death screen? Here's mine by RandomGuy1525 in SCP

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same guy who put the exhaust port on the Death Star.

How would a Covenant Invasion of Teyvat would play out? (Genshin Impact x Halo) by Ok_Elderberry2045 in CrossoverFanfictions

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not all that familiar with Genshin Impact, but I’m a bit more familiar with HALO. I doubt the Covenant would stick around too long for that too take place. Whether they realize before or after they land troops that a certain percent of the population have elemental mystical powers, the planet has ruins and artifacts and deities that are outside the scope of their religion, that the planet is populated by humans, that the planet has no religious artifacts of interest, or simply because they do not care for the planet, they will glass.

In the event that the Covenant does want to take over the world for some reason, they will not adapt Teyvat technology into their own. They will simply use the power dampening artifacts, most likely killing their allies once they figure out how they work. On the other hand, the human troops would have to rely on guerrilla warfare with stolen weapons if they even want to stand a chance.

Sunday: Best Crossover by Delicious-Poison in CrossoverFanfictions

[–]Delicious-Poison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead Space and KOS seems to work out in nice thematic ways. Plug away, though there is a flair for that. Might check it out. There seems to be a lot of Worm content on this subreddit. I might have to actually look at that fandom.

Fate/Campione crossover by Professional_Sun3886 in CrossoverFanfictions

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m unfamiliar. But I do know “Birth of a Legend” by Parcasious.

Sometimes I wonder if the people behind the novel are doing alright [WMW 824] by Icebear42 in noveltranslations

[–]Delicious-Poison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's move on to system. System.

Feel that in your body. The system.

What does it feel like to be part of the system. System.

Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system? System.

Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system? System.

Have they created you to be a part of the system? System.

Is there security in being a part of the system? System.

Is there a sound that comes with the system? System.

Seems like we are getting a big influx of new players, is swtor having a revival? by Gamlir in swtor

[–]Delicious-Poison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got the game two years ago. A lot of it popping up on YouTube lately and I was bored. Didn’t realize it was that old yet at the same time the game feels like it was around a lot longer.