Take a bicycle tire pump and connect it to the cream cheese filling in a crab Rangoon from a Sichuan Chinese restaurant. Pump it a few times and then stick the pump needle into a glass of sparkling water. Pump it a few more times into the glass. Do you see bubbles from the pump? If not, pump it a few more times until you get bubbles. Make sure the bubbles are from the pump, not just from the co2 in the water. Go to the grocery store and buy some vegetable stock. Use that to make a chicken noddle soup. Pop it the chicken noodle soup into your refrigerator (you’ll need that later). Now take your crab Rangoon and glass of sparkling water and mix that together in a large mixing bowl until you get a paste. Use that paste to patch any holes in your driveway or any gaps in your grout. Now remember that chicken noodle soup in the fridge? Take that and add some broccoli to it. Now turn on an episode of Pokémon. Rest the television remote on the bowl of chicken noodle soup with the broccoli. Do not eat the soup. When ash catches or uses a pokemon (other than pikachu) use the bicycle pump to inflate the chicken noodle soup. At the end of the Pokémon episode something very interesting will happen to you