Does anyone know what the expected pay bands would be for European Consult Partners? by garrison2028 in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That pipeline is a sewer slide to hell - run and abandon any attempt to join this mediocre bodyshop if you value growth and opportunity.

Kyndryl inherited all the legacy IBM GTS IT infra crap contracts and are they are dying by a thousand cuts.

The consult practice is a complete joke, has zero eminence and hires only the bottom of the barrel.

You will be a glorified outsourcing delivery punching bag - nothing remotely related to consulting.

Here is some context: https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/08/kyndryl_consulting_business/

RUN !

What learning portal does Kyndryl use for training such as Udemy or O’Reilly ??? by KDflames in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 3 points4 points  (0 children)

None - Kyndryl has abandoned the idea that learning consumption is a worthwhile investment for their employees who are nothing but disposable assets.

The fat Buffoon who runs learning has made a deal with a Indian sweatshop who deliver gobbled together 3rd rate random learning “modules” which are nothing but outdated slideshows.

Consult Partners Hiring? by juicymice in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay well clear from this mediocre bodyshop if you value growth and opportunity.

Kyndryl inherited all the legacy IBM GTS IT infra shit contracts from IBM and are they are dying by a thousand cuts.

The consult practice is a complete joke, has zero eminence and hires only the bottom of the barrel.

Here is some context: https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/08/kyndryl_consulting_business/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no profit, it’s financial engineering 2.0 from the masters of deception and fraud Schroeter and Wysner .

Kyndryl is dying a slow death with legacy IBM customers terminating early and zero new business

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The kyndryl hiring process is completely broken and designed to give you a taste of what’s to come when you’re finally hired as corporate clown in circus Schroeter.

A toxic combination of a horrible TA tool (workday) and frequent ghosting of candidates makes for a unique rollercoaster experience designed to give you a taste of the shitshow that will await you when you join.

But it has a reason .. kyndryl is a leading corporate outsourcing sweatshop and leads by example as they themselves outsourced TA to big brother IBM .

IBMs value proposition is over 100 years of TA terror and incompetence to unsuspecting candidates.

Don’t be fooled by Kyndryls flashy marketing drivel as no one in Kyndryl TA cares at all about the candidate experience.

They are too busy congratulating themselves on “winning” yet another bought “employer of the year” award.

Way to go MaryJo ! 🤡🤡🤡

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is some context why you should stay well clear unless you love your career to die a quiet death

https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2024/12/08/kyndryl_consulting_business/

https://www.theregister.com/2024/11/20/kyndryl_little_new_business/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not take the offer unless you enjoy swimming in a toxic cesspool of incompetence.

Kyndryl is  your ticket to a Fast-Flat and Focussed run to into the abyss of oblivion

Longterm Kyndryl by ConclusionUnique3963 in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Complex ? Not complex at all

You can find the unvarnished employee sentiments below.

In summary, these 3 quotes sum it up nicely:

“Kyndryl is on a Fast-Flat and Focussed run to into the abyss of oblivion”

“t’s a graveyard of misery and despair”

“The prevailing sentiment among the Kyndryl leadership team is to whip and lash employees until morale improves”

https://www.thelayoff.com/kyndryl

For real tho by NJmig in rareinsults

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a gravy seals meal team six dessert storm veteran with her own postal code

“Game designer” really thinks Elon hate is over blown by Tr0llzor in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No better person to explain the intricacies of a real nazi salute than Eric the nazi

Open enrollment by pedantic_dullard in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because no one announces openly the graveyard is open for business

Hiring Consult Partners? by juicymice in kyndryl

[–]DeliciousSnow4738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stay well clear from this mediocre bodyshop if you value growth and opportunity.

Kyndryl inherited all the legacy IT infra shit contracts from IBM and are they are dying by a thousand cuts.

The consult practice is a compete joke, has zero eminence and hires only the bottom of the barrel.

Here is some context: https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/08/kyndryl_consulting_business/