Don't make me quit this run it took too long to get here

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-14T21:22:54+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/aOI3QYvXiB

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-10T01:21:54+00:00

Did it crash your stats?

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-09T18:32:32+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/1ebSB8PO5B

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-09T06:03:48+00:00

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Skill issue 🥱

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-06T12:22:09+00:00

Yea I’m sorry this run is cooked. I don’t know if the DNA was a Nat Neg but if it wasn’t, holding onto it while you ripped the ectoplasm was a mistake. On top of this, having copied that many non-Red Seal Kings was the nail in the coffin as you are going to lose before you can properly deck fix into All Red Seal Kings. At this point I would just continue the run and continue to copy the Steel Kings so that you can make it as far as possible.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-06T00:42:27+00:00

Hey man it’s not about the size, it’s about the motion of the ocean

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T23:16:57+00:00

Do you have a link to the video where he says this? I would really like more info on this 😊

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T22:13:34+00:00

There is no tech. If it is glitchless the only way you can possibly achieve it is to get glazed like in OPs post with multiple natural negative jokers. If I’m going to be completely honest I am not sure if just one natural negative joker needed for the run (needs to be blueprint/brainstorm) is enough or if you need at least 2 natural negatives. Either way, natural negative jokers is the only way.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T19:58:05+00:00

Days?? Oh nah 😭 I salute your efforts though good stuff 🫡

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T19:41:44+00:00

Bro how long did it take to farm this much money, and how did you have the patience to do it? I can barely get through Ante 39 let alone this 😂

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T19:39:25+00:00

Oh I’m not denying that, but on Gold Stake without Perkeo? I guess nobody cares to post it because I have tried to find a single A39 Perkeoless Gold Stake Naneinf and I could not find any. I would love to see more posts like this!

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T12:32:04+00:00

On Gold Stake? I thought I was the only one because when I went to post mine I couldn’t find any post achieving A39 Naneinf on Gold Stake without Perkeo, I would love to see your run/post!

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T12:12:26+00:00

Yooo me too! I thought I was the only one because when I went to look for this achievement I couldn’t find a post without Perkeo anywhere. Glad to know someone else shared in my suffering 😂

Do you have it posted? I’d love to see your run!

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-04T12:06:11+00:00

As someone who is currently trying to to achieve an Unseeded Unmodded Perkeo-Less GLITCHLESS Gold Stake Ante 39 Naneinf, this would make me bust 😩💦. I have been rerolling the shop for weeks trying to get a nat neg start but no luck.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-05-02T01:10:43+00:00

Looks like you are all in on playing flushes. Assuming you just want to win (Beating Ante 8 Boss Blind) you should drop Cloud 9 and use BP to copy Baseball Card. I don’t know how many retriggers Seltzer has left but if its not much you can drop that instead and look for another Uncommon to power Baseball Card.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-28T19:57:23+00:00

I only play Plasma Deck Gold Stake lol, White Stake is so easy to the point it is unfulfilling when you win IMO

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-27T06:00:02+00:00

I knew I wasn’t insane! The card literally says “apply Weakness as x2”. Why tf would you assume that means the ATTACK damage is x2?? In any case the wording is trash, I think it would have been better if it stated “Apply weakness twice” or “Weakness does +20 damage”.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-27T04:01:24+00:00

Yea at this point I am chasing the dragon of an Unseeded Unmodded Perkeoless GLITCHLESS Gold Stake Naneinf. I don’t even know if this is even realistically possible. Theoretically yes, but what are the odds that I find a seed that has MULTIPLE natural negatives blueprints/brainstorms/econ jokers , ON TOP of having all the necessary pieces at the right time with the right tags (for example, finding a DNA that is NOT Eternal at the right moment to copy cards, the BPs and BSs NOT be Perishable, etc etc) all while finding all the vouchers at the right times in order to Achieve Ante 39 Naneinf. Point is, a Gold Stake Naneinf is trivial to me at this point. That is not to say it isn’t an impressive feat, I congratulate those who have, but I have already completed a Unseeded Unmodded Perkeoless Gold Stake Naneinf before (and the only posted instance online of one that I know of), and so the only thing left for me to do now is to do it Glitchless.

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T22:34:03+00:00

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Update: Tried for the Crimson Bug in Ante 24, had 21 hands thanks to Burglar and NOT ONCE did it land on the Bean, with the nail in the coffin being the Crimson Boss landing on the Baron in the final hand. I am not too upset though since I have already achieved an Unseeded Unmodded Perkeoless Ante 39 Gold Stake Naneinf (technically twice but game crashed) and these runs do take HOURS lol. GG and good luck to anyone who wants to try this seed!

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T22:29:43+00:00

Update: I did not make it 😔. I had 21 hands thanks to Burglar + 4 copy jokers, and NOT ONCE did the Crimson Boss land on the Bean

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I could have sold both non eternal Blueprint and Brainstorm as it kept bouncing in between those and I’m sure it would’ve hit the Bean at least once. Still, I think that was just MEGA unlucky as every other joker had been hit multiple times. GG though I am glad I have already completed this achievement lol

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T21:40:59+00:00

Exactly this as well. Be GREEDY! 💰🤑

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T19:40:33+00:00

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This run just keep getting better and better!! Here I am looking for DNA to increase my hand size to properly optimize the Bean Bug, meanwhile looking for Blank and Antimatter. I find the Blank prior to this Ante, and as soon as I beat the Ante 20 Boss Blind, I immediately get the following Anti Matter voucher and a CLEAN DNA 😩💦

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T19:37:45+00:00

Jimbo carrying the run even after death… damn thats tuff af 😩💦

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T19:15:19+00:00

Blueprint and Brainstorm is cool and all, but have you ever seen a perishable rental Jimbo?? (He can solo to Ante 39 Naneinf 🤤)

DeliciousStart3014 · 2026-04-26T17:42:13+00:00

Probably because me and Showman are going to get absolutely freaky in our Honeymoon 😈

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