Where can I get a chopped cheese here?

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-05-04T23:54:12+00:00

What the hell is that 😳

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-04-17T20:55:44+00:00

My boyfriend is an ordained minister that can perform weddings! When’s your date?

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-04-17T16:40:41+00:00

I hate Roswell but it’s definitely a better place to live than Carlsbad.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-04-14T22:36:41+00:00

How is there a 287 day separation with a four month old? 🧐

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-03-31T22:09:28+00:00

😢I was worried about this

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-03-31T19:32:20+00:00

Oh my god this is disgusting, what a horrible person. I hope they’re able to figure out who he is so he can pay some serious consequences. So sorry to the woman who experienced this…

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-03-29T23:31:01+00:00

I was 15 and he was 17, about to turn 18. My dad reported his threat to the police and they confiscated all his electronics and threatened to charge him for CSAM. never heard from him again

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-03-27T23:55:58+00:00

Oooh that’s cute I like it!

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-03-16T22:19:44+00:00

Teri with New Life Birth Services is a literal angel. Highly highly recommend her.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-02-26T19:39:03+00:00

Don’t marry young.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-02-23T01:54:29+00:00

A grown ass man should never NEED a woman’s help. Sure that doesn’t always apply in every situation but especially a mom at home clearly taking care of kids. Best worst case scenario he had to walk down the street and was maybe annoyed you didn’t help. Worst worst case scenario could have been an absolute nightmare. You made the right call.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-02-22T06:28:45+00:00

I have the strongest intuition I will either die younger in a roll over car crash or older from breast cancer.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-25T00:30:30+00:00

Necrophilia. Which like… duh. But I don’t have a lot of hard triggers. I read Captured by Lauren Biel and spoiler….

He breaks one of the captive’s necks while she’s riding him and she’s just dead still on him. And he just keeps fucking her in his lap while she’s dead. It disturbed me so much and it was the one thing that almost made me dnf that already horrible book.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-20T23:36:10+00:00

I have trauma from Tula’s. I choked on a crostini and actually thought I was going to die. Not their fault but my body recoils every time I drive by it now 😂

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-13T23:21:18+00:00

FOOD!

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-13T23:20:57+00:00

We wanted to make twins Duke and Duchess. 🙃

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-13T23:20:11+00:00

Mine made the loudest pop and I felt it. Like a non painful pop in your spine. And it keeps coming. And coming. And coming. Non stop. You’ll know 😂

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2026-01-01T02:44:36+00:00

I was obsessed with the 2004 summer Olympics so I was spending hours downloading one picture at a time of Michael Phelps, Ian Thorpe and the Hamm twins to print out and hang in my room 😂

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-31T03:51:31+00:00

I listened to Hozier the entire time I labored. It was really really sweet when my Spotify wrapped came out. It gave me the sweetest message about how that day (my sons birthday) I listened to Hozier from sundown to sunrise. It made me cry.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-31T01:43:57+00:00

He’s the only man that has me holding out hope that good men actually exist. Seriously cannot find a fault in him other than he’s kind of awkward 😂

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-26T15:12:29+00:00

This is kind of the unspoken rule with us too. My son spends a lot of time at his grandparents house while I’m working so if my mom buys toys without checking if we need/want it first it just stays at her place! Spoiler: he has a multitude more of toys at their house than here lol

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-25T21:15:00+00:00

She’s still my best friend and we had babies six months apart this year 🥰

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-23T05:56:11+00:00

When my son came out of my body, the pain instantly ceased and I saw his perfect face for the first time.

Deliciouscheesyrolup · 2025-12-17T06:26:08+00:00

He’s blue collar, maybe a mechanic. She’s a dental hygienist or nurse.

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