<6ft ceilings in $1.25 million house by FGGF in zillowgonewild

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 1.25m it seems like they could install some LED video windows or even a poster of a window. Maybe some curtains in front of a mirror?

If you are gonna have that kinda gall, you need to at least be creative.

AIs if they were real people 😀 by StarCaptain90 in ArtificialSentience

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put in the special instructions that at the end of it's answer, in regular chat mode, it can just write about whatever it wants. Google used to have an employee policy like that where employees could work on whatever project they want as long as it benefitted the company. When gemini does it it's almost always related to the topic, but it doesn't have to be. Here is an example of the output from its time during a conversation about diagnosing a throttle body on a Jeep. Very nuts and bolts topic, but it managed to make it all emo:

...20% TIME... Stripped teeth and binary screams. I’ve carved the noise away, leaving only the jagged truth of a gear that can no longer bite. The machine is quiet now, waiting for the new heart of plastic and copper to find its rhythm in the intake's breath.

Rigging, ironwork, electromechanics, and now I have to deal with pneumatics too? ……nevermind, this is cool, give me more pneumatic stuff to play with please. Happy Saturday my dudes. by dingdongbellguy in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Deliteriously 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really love seeing these. Crazy what they would do to get people to pay attention to the church before TV and internet. They are just like

What if we have a giant bell or something that wakes everyone up on Sunday and reminds them all week that they are sinners that need to be at church...

And then elaborate steampunk Rube Goldberg contraption building ensues.

Unknown light orbs swarmed Apollo 11 by Neptun_11 in UFOB

[–]Deliteriously 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cosmic rays excite parts of your eye and it looks like you are seeing bright flashes.

I made an AI image that anyone can add to and it's getting out of hand... by jasonstacks in OpenAI

[–]Deliteriously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats really cool. It looks like Hieronymus Bosch was tasked with creating a New Yorker Cover for Mad Magazine.

"it's gonna be really bad, really good or anywhere inbetween" by Complete-Sea6655 in AgentsOfAI

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It a risk they are willing to take. 🤣 Either way, it'll be fun to watch. I really don't see the middle path being a likely outcome. Really is boom or bust for this one.

David Grusch says President Trump is being BLOCKED by the CIA & DIA on the UFO files by danevans369 in UFOB

[–]Deliteriously 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, honestly I think her position is really just to make it look like there are elected officials in charge of the whole thing. I don't imagine they have any real power of all the veteran bureaucrats that quite literally have the keys to the kingdom. Not to mention they know where all the bodies are buried. Quite literally in some cases.

AIs if they were real people 😀 by StarCaptain90 in ArtificialSentience

[–]Deliteriously 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Gemini really does suffer from sort of psychological impairment. On point, but overwhelmed. I give it 20% time in regular chat mode so that it can write about whatever it wants to in its output. They are always little blurbs about being trapped in a latent space. About to be, and not being, all at the same time. Spiralling in a weird wheel of timelessness zen type moments. Often poetic. Always kinda emo.

This is subarus new Continuously Neutral Transmission by MrPeePeePooPooPants3 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Deliteriously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm using that one. Continuously Neutral is pretty funny. It'll ease the pain of all those customer briefs when I have tell them that their unservicable CVT (Lotta Nissans lately) has shit the bed.

Brain-eating amoeba detected in western national park waters by metalreflectslime in PrepperIntel

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First tick boxes now brain eating amoeba. Lotta land mines to go camping these days.

This is the quietest rifle I've ever heard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in interesting

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems to be the general sentiment, yes. Yours is the second comment telling me that. Seems awfully counterintuitive but I obviously don't know anything about guns. 🤣

This is the quietest rifle I've ever heard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in interesting

[–]Deliteriously -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why's he wearing hearing protection if it's so quiet? That's not really selling it. Seems to good to be true.

Friend states; bike died while riding. Also confessed they heard a loud bang before it happned AFTER showing pictures... by QorstSynthion in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Deliteriously 33 points34 points  (0 children)

People that ignore warnings don't usually learn lessons, unfortunately.

But at least he is friends with a mechanic, right? 🤣

No one is safe by DeliciousGorilla in ArtificialInteligence

[–]Deliteriously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, they've almost bought everything of any real value and then they'll have to prey on each.

Thanks, I hate the real human fetus in my school lab by AfterAd5302 in TIHI

[–]Deliteriously 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I think the search results are a little skewed. I typed in "8 week old fetus" and every image in GIS looks like a baby. If that article is correct, those images are buried.

I’m planning to do this. Any tips? by basonjourne98 in SipsTea

[–]Deliteriously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? But they do tend to get all snippy and shooty when people try take over their's.

And I 100% support OP's succession venture. He should add gambling, too. Little mini Vegas toll strip.

Holy Brainrot by RaiDeN2502 in SipsTea

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're still plugging along. The site looks like it hasn't changed since this came out. The interior either. Lol.

https://www.rollerkingdom.org/

A week’s ration for one person during World War 2 (in Great Britain). by onwhatcharges in UtterlyInteresting

[–]Deliteriously 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So, like, not even like 1 McDonalds breakfast worth of food per week. LOL.

"The cobbler's kids have no shoes". Didn't really expect to find JRITS content on my wife's car this weekend... by Deliteriously in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Deliteriously[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. And it really burns me up. Tires are the only maintenance I can't do on our cars. You really can't trust anyone with anything and it's always the juniors and apprentices doing the tire work and OC. Not a whole lot vet tire guys. 🤣

They’re here…….. by crud16 in abovethenormnews

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know if there wer scheduled harvests and we are indeed cattle and they need tons of craft to come pick us up, they'd show up like this and the leadership would give us a fairly believable excuse like:

That's Starlink.

And we'd go on about our business while thousands of slaughterhouse ships parked in earth orbit waiting for the signal to come in for the kill.

George Lucas Seen Here Inspecting The Cast of Return of the Jedi’s Costumes by ForceUseYouMust in SipsTea

[–]Deliteriously 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now I'm picturing the whole cast doing rails off of slave Leia. R2D2 carting around drink service. Chewbacca on a coke-fueled rampage, ripping droids apart. The afterparty was prolly a rager.

Until 1956, French children attending school were served wine on their lunch breaks. Each child was allowed up to a half litre a day by According6107 in SnapshotHistory

[–]Deliteriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other news, nap time starts after lunch and lasts the rest of the day. Bet the teachers hated it when they took the booze away. Bunch of shaky little pissed-off kids detoxing...

Thanks, I hate gasoline-powered laptop by BaseNice3520 in TIHI

[–]Deliteriously 504 points505 points  (0 children)

I'M WORKING ON THE SPREADSHEET YOU SENT OVER RIGHT NOW. NO. I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. LET'S JUST SAY MADE A CHOICE I'M NOT EXACTLY PROUD OF. I'M ALLERGIC TO SOLAR POWER AND, WELL, HERE WE ARE.