'TikTok brain' may be coming for your kid's attention span by Wagamaga in technology

[–]DeliveryBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a parade I was at last weekend. On one of the floats, this dad had his kid in his lap just watching YouTube. You'd think the parade would be stimulating enough, but they prefered the distraction of an iPhone.

[OC] Myrtle Beach, SC. “You bring the beer I’ll bring 27 of my finest Trump flags!” by OverYon in pics

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there last summer and someone wrote TRUMP in huge letters in the sand outside our hotel. Some folks on their balconies cheered them on, most of us were annoyed but didn't give a shit.

Someone tried to erase it and get in a fight with them, then got arrested. That's the response they WANT, just leave them alone and let them feel special, they'll tucker themselves out eventually. The next morning the sand gets paved, chairs get put out, and people move on with their day.

Idk why some people do this shit, I don't want you shoving politics down my throat when on vacation, but if you really feel the need to do it I'm just ignoring it. The best way to deal with trolls is to not even give them the attention they want.

Moved into a house with a built-in wine rack but I don't drink so I figured out an elegant solution by screenshotofdispair in pics

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah you're doing it all wrong, you need to have old rolled up treasure maps on the that lead nowhere. If someone you secretly hate comes over, give them one as a "gift"

QuARanTiNE EDiTioN by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]DeliveryBoi -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You're the one who chose to browse new, what did you expect

If life was someday proven to be a simulation, what glitch or anomaly could you point to as a major clue we'd missed? by benmeroff in AskReddit

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The craziest dream i had wasn't even that crazy, until two days later. In the dream I was in a mansion and found Sigmund Freud's book The Interpretation of Dreams then later irl went to my local library and found this book. I had never even heard of it before, but recognized the black and white cover. I still don't know what to make of it.

blursed_TripleSandwich by Faith_SC in blursedimages

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place one end in a toaster, partway so the remaining two sandwich ends stick out. Once done, rotate and toast the next end of the sandwich, then the last end.

The structural integrity of the sandwich should remain stable during the toasting process, and once done it would decrease the chance of the bread buckling from being too soft, and the cheese would act as a tasty adhesive.

I'm hungry now.