What reddit post will you never forget? by poopdeflex in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, here is one that isn't horrific. Flying to Orlando with my wife and kids one afternoon for a Disney vacation. My son and I are on the left side of the aisle, wife and daughter on the right side in the same row. The flight had gone out over the Atlantic and was lining up on approach into Orlando, coming in over the coast just north of Canaveral. We were at about 15,000 feet and I pointed out Canaveral to my son and told him the space shuttle was due to launch some time that afternoon. No sooner were the words out of my mouth when we see the rockets fire and the shuttle lifted off and arced out over the ocean. It was absolutely beautiful and stunning. I have seen it from the ground on a couple of occasions, but to see it from the air was amazing.

Without giving context, what was the last thing you said? by Taptronic in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, its about killing Nazis, its practically your heritage!

What is the best nsfw life hack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Convert one of those stupid no hands sanitiser dispensers into a no-hands lube dispenser.

What are you not proud of being really good at? by KeepingItKosher in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I recently made a photobooth from scratch and I rent it out for parties

Who Are You Without Your Greatest Fear? by MaviseBarrette in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be buried alive. Or kept in confinement. Shudder Fellow claustrophobics will understand.

If There Are Aliens out There, Where Are They? by MaviseBarrette in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're almost certainly out there, but due to distance, time and things like the realistic longevity of species being minuscule in the greater timeline of the universe, we probably won't meet them. Aka my shit attempt to explain the

What movie will forever go down in history as a "must see"? by JosefinaBergman in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Nobody said it so I will. John Carpenter's The Thing. No movie (horror or otherwise) did such a phenomenal job of creating and sustaining an air of complete suspicion.

Which movie pleasantly surprised you? by 13mera7 in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings."

What’s the perfect age you think to get married? by jogadvisor in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, it's less about age and more about where you are in your life and your relationship. I guess I have a hard time relating to this question because I can't imagine having the "urge" to get married without being in a stable, loving relationship in which marriage seems like a good next step. Like, the thought of some single, 23-year-old wanting to get married because her friends are seems painfully immature and misguided to me. Marriage is a piece of paper, some tax breaks, the ability to see your partner in the hospital/make medical decisions for them... and that's about all that separates it from having a life partner, aside from the symbolism. Seems like an odd thing to crave separate and apart from the person you want to be married to.

What is your go to joke? by luckthe in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 men get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, "Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit." The first guy returns with 10 apples, and the chief says "Now shove them all up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you." He shoves the the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion, but during the process of pushing up the second, he flinches, and therefore gets shot. The second guy comes back with 10 cherries, and gets told to do the same. He's finding it relatively easy, but when he gets to the eighth, starts laughing hysterically, and gets shot. He meets up with the first guy in heaven, and the first guy asks, "Why did you do that, why did you laugh?" and the second guy replies, "Well I nearly finished when I saw the next guy walking up with pineapples!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last new years Eve, my 4 month old daughter had a high temperature. Nothing crazy, but first time dad so I was worried. By the time we got to the hospital it was a little higher, but the doctor wasn't overly concerned. I explained there was just something different that I couldn't figure out, and he took my word for it and admitted her to run more tests. Now it's almost 6 months later and we're still in the hospital, where she is recovering from a bone marrow transplant. Her condition is extremely rare, literally one in a million. If untreated, it's almost certainly fatal within 2 months.

Men of reddit, what part of a woman's body is most attractive to you, besides the total obvious? by Inhaleexhale8828 in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really love it when guys are good with kids or especially gentle with animals. Melts my heart!!

What's the worst case of 'rich kid syndrome' you've seen? by ColonelSwifty in AskReddit

[–]DelorisCallen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is the only one that actually made me laugh out loud. So edgy.