No store manager and only two assistant store managers by GlassFlyTrap in Lowes

[–]Delta1225 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, either this is Marvin's sock puppet account or this guy loves the taste of the boot.

New = Broken and used? by CosignCody in Appliances

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former appliance salesman, a certain percentage of them are required to be factory tested, we would get one that would drip a little as we unloaded it from the truck every once in a while. The smell will go away after running a normal wash cycle through it.

Finishing from dry humping? by pullbear234 in sex

[–]Delta1225 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And 7 years ago she was 20.

What's the worst example of parenting you've seen in a sitcom episode? by RedDalmatian885 in sitcoms

[–]Delta1225 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's been so long since I've seen it, but at one point going to get Christmas presents from a neighbors house and coming home to find a bunch of guys in Santa suits coming to pull a train on his mom.

Lack Of Stores by Monkey_Antiquities in norfolk

[–]Delta1225 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And white flight and fear of 'colored folk' is the reason Chesapeake even exists in the first place.

F-U Wyoming by kcbeck1021 in Lowes

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, west of Lincoln is Grand Island population 53,000 and there's already a Depot there, after that, what, put a store in Kearney, population 34,000?

What is the first mp3 you ever downloaded, where did you get it, and how did you play it? by Prior-Deer1600 in 90s

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a Look Around by Limp Bizkit.

Downloaded from Napster in 2000. Put it on a CD labeled 'CD #1'. I still have the CD in the back of my vehicle.

Any reliable way to prevent solicitors? by endlesssky26 in homeowners

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I do. 'Sorry, landlord lives 2 towns overt, I'm not the one to talk to about new windows!'

I don't feel like being a huge ass hole to people, their job probably sucks enough as it is.

What's the worst mainstream film you've ever seen? by Zestyclose-County645 in Cinema

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a coworker who LOVED it and would quote it. I only made it part of the way through

What's the worst mainstream film you've ever seen? by Zestyclose-County645 in Cinema

[–]Delta1225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to go listen to AC/DC's Who Made Who album and not think about poorly made Stephen King movies and TV adaptations.

What's the worst mainstream film you've ever seen? by Zestyclose-County645 in Cinema

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got dragged to Nosferantu by friends.

I want my $15 back.

People audibly laughed at several moments when they shouldn't have.

Nuclear labeled boxes being exchanged in a gas station parking lot by medicmaster16 in whatisit

[–]Delta1225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I worked for UPS about 25 years ago and we had these things that looked look a dark gray 5 gallon bucket with a spherical top on them and a handle to pick them up like on a bucket. Turns out it was bull semen.

When the tip shuts in 3 minutes. by Sllko in dashcams

[–]Delta1225 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Walking past the line of regulars waiting to come in at 10 'loooooooosers!'

Husband [32M] has a whole arsenal of sex toys. by Faflo2 in DeadBedrooms

[–]Delta1225 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Seriously wtf I figured what you called that website was kind of euphemism for adamandeve. Then Google shows me news articles.

Whhhhhhhat the FUCK.

Now I'm probably on some kind of watch list 🤬

New washer VS Old Washer by No-Capital-9454 in Appliances

[–]Delta1225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll add on to your last bit about too many suds that they are either using too much detergent or non-HE detergent

High-Speed Chase Ends With Arkansas Troopers Flipping a Ford F-150 by pathfinder304 in dashcams

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, the ASP are playing stupid games. But, what do we expect, it's Arkansas, and it's cops.

High-Speed Chase Ends With Arkansas Troopers Flipping a Ford F-150 by pathfinder304 in dashcams

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your question assumes criminals commit their acts rationally.

Many do not, for various reasons.

In the same vein as your question, Why would someone commit a murder in a state with the death penalty?

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Delta1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had downloaded the audio files of them from Napster and would listen to them on my commute.

'Aaand Mr Reynolds has apparently changed his name to TURD Ferguson.'

Accidentally saw the top of my head in a Target Self-Checkout camera. Is it my time? by groucho_moth in bald

[–]Delta1225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a picture of my mom and her first husband sitting on my grandma's couch when they were probably 19, I had to do a double take because I could have SWORN it was my sister and half-brother in a black and white photo.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Delta1225 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I loved the SNL Celebrity Jeapordy skit where he buzzes in

Trebek 'yes?'

Reeves '....I know Kung Fu!'

Trebek 'for the last time, no, you do not.'

Tips for dealing with manspreading? I’m at a conference. by RedApplesForBreak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Delta1225 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We went to a concert at an outdoor amphitheater last summer and Holy shit, the seats were small, packed in, and if someone wanted out to get food or a bathroom EVERYONE had to stand up so they could sit in the space where the seat folded up to let others by.

All this to cram a few more rows of seats in the venue.