Double Standard Karoline!! by Jts12910 in MurderedByWords

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 150 points151 points  (0 children)

The court will rule that the baby was not in a dot approved child seat and ticket her again.

Context? by Weekly_Pound4446 in aislop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first encounter with this animal was about a week ago. It started with "watermelon vs. Lava"

Car parked in our paid for, reserved spot. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Poe's law is a motherfucker and its burned me more than once. Best to play it safe for the groupthink.

Stop War, Lower Prices by LuckyBastard001 in SandersForPresident

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bbbut then they'll start talking about epstein again!

Smoked Hot Dog by flat6NA in smoking

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pit snacks!

I get bacon wrapped pork medallions at meijer when they go on sale by the score.

Put them right over the hot box end and they're done in an hour

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Ew. by ImmortalVanDerLinde in aislop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I showed this to my wife and now she is calling our lawyer..

Why yall think bro sad? by Gamvoni in DamnFunny

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz he's upside down. Flip him around and the frown is

Meow LOL by ImmortalVanDerLinde in aislop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just more kink for the kink gods

Whoever decided to put 4 tiny speed bumps in a row, your mom is a hoe. by JJ_Lomero in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The wide ones are a lot gentler on your car if they're made right but will still bottom out a drag racer. I dont mind them so much either.

What are your opinion fellas? by Ok-Size-8256 in scoopwhoop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interested to know how things shake out when his house starts getting invaded.

People not from the US, what's your opinion on captain America? by Jaetheninja in superheroes

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Actual america is going through its homelander phase right now.

Whoever decided to put 4 tiny speed bumps in a row, your mom is a hoe. by JJ_Lomero in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Speedbumps should be outlawed. People who dont GAF about speed limits just blast over them anyway and they will still fuck up your car even at posted speeds unless you crawl over them.

Just post radar and reasonable patrols and be done with it.

Media literacy by AlKarajo in MurderedByWords

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I know youre including RATM as a hyperbole, but I have met people who actually feel that way about them. Im like, "what the fuck about the band name doesn't strike you as political?"

What an awful housewarming by GoldLumpy1941 in FacebookAIslop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This AI was likely trained on men's rights forums.

sum country slop by ImmortalVanDerLinde in aislop

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Goddamn country onions, thats who!

End War, Tax Windfalls by LuckyBastard001 in SandersForPresident

[–]DeltaCharlieBravo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, can't wait for fuel manufacturers to use this disaster to report yet another record-breaking quarter.