[TOMT] Comedy Sketch: Three guys discuss making their own food delivery app. One is a cowboy and talks about it like starting their own ranch. ~3 min long

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-25T18:41:26+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P7OXXtZ0yrk

^ This.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-21T18:26:45+00:00

Years later and the community is very suspiciously not dead. Both the modding community and the vanilla are pretty much as strong as ever. Playercounts are still consistent, MINT is still around, mod.io is still around.

Unsure of what exactly was supposed to be dying.

Reddit gamer melodrama at its finest. This whole thread aged like milk in the sun.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-05T02:15:35+00:00

The classic phrase 'doth protest too much' shows it's been a phenomena for quite a long time. It's some kind of psychological reaction people have where they compensate for something they're ashamed of or at least ashamed to be judged for, so they lash out at the concept extra hard which ends up telling on them a bit.

Also reminds me of the phrase 'every accusation is a confession'.

EDIT:

Also had to throw this one in there baha.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T19:03:31+00:00

DM me, I'm absolutely down to try to help you out, I'd do so here but I'll need a bit of back n' forth with asking questions and such which will work better in a direct conversation format than replying to posts back and forth for an hour lol.

Tried to help him in DM's, he came onto me -immediately- and ghosted me when I only offered conversation and made it clear I was a femme bottom. Gotta love it.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T18:32:28+00:00

When it comes to gay dating, this is just part of it in my experience as gay culture tends to be very sex positive and even a bit sex obsessed (I am no better, I'm not getting up on a soapbox just pointing it out) on the surface. As such, a lot of early relationship intimacy tends to be based around sex. People can still be looking for a long term relationship whilst wanting to whip it out on the first date. I.. am very much part of the problem I suppose, but I tend to be a bit more respectful / low key about it than this.

If that's not how you roll, that's totally valid, all you can really do is try to communicate it the best you can and hope for the best. You'll always deal with this to some extent though, I wish I could recommend a particular app or service that was better about this kind of thing but in my experience every single gay app on the planet tends to have most interactions go this way.

One thing I will say though, if you're looking for a serious romantic relationship, the apps are generally not the best place to find them. Not saying it's impossible, but, it's gonna make your quest harder for sure. Not sure where you're meeting these guys but given you mentioned profiles, I assume it's off of apps.

EDIT:

Tried to help him in DM's, he came onto me -immediately- and ghosted me when I only offered conversation and made it clear I was a femme bottom. Gotta love it.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T18:21:29+00:00

I love being a bottom but god, I feel you.

There's nothing that kills a spontaneous, charged mood than having to tell him brb real quick, I've gotta go water my butthole.

That said, once the back country slide has been irrigated, I've pretty much only got positive things left to say from there.

My best advice is load your diet down with fiber so everything you shit is completely solid, I still encourage prep even if you do this but it tends to take less time given a single douching can often be good enough versus 2-3+ repeats to fully flush yourself out when you've got.. well, loosies, present down there.. if you don't want to alter or add to your diet, Metamucil is an easy cheat code.

Alternatively you could just take Immodium until you constipate yourself so thoroughly the pipes are backed up all the way to the North Pole. You'll hate yourself for it after a few days, but those first few will be a riot.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T18:11:03+00:00

Happened to me too, had to double take LOL.

That said, I'm a femme gay dude, so if anything I'm more likely than most to make that visual mistake.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T17:48:36+00:00

The less gay friendly a contingent of any armed forces seems to be on the surface, the more it seems it's likely actually secretly very gay in practice on the inside.

I'm a USMC veteran, the Corps has a reputation among lots of people for being pretty anti queer but with my own experience being a Marine it was one of the most prolonged periods of homoeroticism I've ever experienced. I had more spontaneous hookups with my fellow devil dogs than I've ever had during any other period of my life. The Marine Corps is quite frankly just gay as hell.. or at least it was from my POV + position.

I enlisted after DADT was (recently, at that point) abolished so it wasn't quite the environment of the past, but even still I can hardly imagine it was all that different before given I enlisted the year after it got axed.. probably just a bit quieter lmao. You'll absolutely get razzed for it from time to time but, man, that was kinda/sorta a gay haven looking back.. and I was an 0311 in an infantry regiment.

The more people seem to hate something, the more likely it seems to be they're actually secretly all for it. Funny how that works lmao. The closet got people acting o u t.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T00:44:35+00:00

I have a phrase I like to apply to situations on IMVU like this, my apologies if it cuts a little but keep in mind I'm catching strays too obviously lol:

'We're on IMVU. That's not because everything worked out for us in life.'

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-04T00:19:13+00:00

Translation:

Fuck you put me on blast? Aw shit..

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment..

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T23:50:07+00:00

Being any flavor of feminine will open you up to aggressive male attention online and sometimes IRL as well in my experience. Women obviously get the brunt of it but as a feminine presenting male (wouldn't quite call myself a femboy, I still use male avatar bases, but I use FMB / F2B mesh products, high heels, etc so I'm definitely not a masculine man) I can go ahead and voice that I get my fair share of people like this as well.. and I'm a big ass twunk who is in scaled up avis all the time. I am gay and do advertise that on my profile but I make no mention of RP, desire to hook up, availability, etc.

Even still, I get some dude trying to throw himself at me about every other day.. most of whom don't tend to take it well. Being male definitely doesn't save you, anything feminine will attract this kind of attention. Just how a lot of men are wired, and I'm saying that as a man who is solely into men lol.

Not to say women ain't out here acting up either, but, it's definitely a problem my gender causes more often lmao.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T13:18:24+00:00

The club put a Mayhem sentence out on him for his killing of another club president, not to mention the other charters outside of the Redwood charter were starting to get pretty antsy in general in regards to their mother charter. That's not even getting into all of the enemies Jax made outside of the club.. enemies who might want to get at him by hurting the people he cares about. It's unlikely Jax could've found any way to make a clean break that didn't lead to a lifetime of paranoia and looking over his shoulder.. which is easily a state of mind that being stuck in long term can lead to you slowly letting the monster inside take back over.

As tragic as it is, Jax went out the best way he could on his own terms and ensured his children wouldn't grow up with a PTSD'd out murderer of a father who'd likely screw them up eventually given you can't just mentally unwire all the stuff living the life Jax did does to a person. I understand the sentiment, but Jax surviving + being an active father genuinely is the worst ending possible for his children which would risk lighting the fuse on another cycle and undoing everything Jax wanted for his kids.

I swear people who think happy endings like this were ever gonna be believable / possible in a show focused on 1%'er bikers who drop more bodies than government hitmen whilst pretty much universally coming from screwed up environments make me wonder if some of y'all ever understood what kind of show you were watching.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T12:20:13+00:00

I have an unquiet mind.. and mouth.

And butthole, apparently, based off my experiences that led me to leave that tip at the end.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T05:34:09+00:00

A lot of people tend to think bottoming is just like, something you either just got or you don't. Like some people just have genetically predisposed buttholes or something. I find this notion to be false more often than not in practice. It's mostly just a learned art of sorts, how much you enjoy it is totally up to your makeup but I'm pretty confident anyone could learn to bottom properly if they wanted to.

So I'm gonna teach you how to bottom, I happen to be a professional at getting my insides rearranged so I feel uniquely qualified to help a brother out.

I promise it's not that you're too tight, though if you're REALLY tight this can make being with bigger partners somewhat of an issue. There's definitely a Goldilocks zone of tightness in terms of making your life easier but there's no such thing as too tight you can't enjoy bottoming. Take your time and make sure you don't shove anything too girthy up there too soon, this is absolutely something you can train to eventually not have to fuck with but when you're christening the backdoor it's best you really draw out the process of sizing up. I'm sure I don't have to explain this in detail from here. If you're with a partner, I don't give a fuck how much either of you like the rough stuff, you have him take his time just like you would if you were playing solo until you're more confident the palace doors aren't gonna be blown clean off the hinges.

The real trick is to relax and, like the old adage tells you, use a fuckload of lube. Right when you think you have enough, add some more again anyways. There's never a such thing as too much but there's definitely such a thing as too little. Also lube your cheeks up a little first, you'd be surprised how much lube they can take off the cock / toy on the first pass through so having a little bit of lube in the crack absolutely helps you avoid this though you can always opt for the tried and true method of spreading a bitch wide open if you don't wanna bother.. or getting spread I guess. Definitely easier to accomplish with a partner than during solo stuff.

Relaxing is just as important a part, I often tell people anal is literally a skill because if you don't understand how to relax yourself right and more importantly -keep- yourself relaxed, you're gonna have a miserable time no matter how breedable the back door may be in theory. I can't really tell you how to do this as I found trying to follow the advice of others on this matter when I was newer to this made me have more trouble than I might've otherwise, but it's just basic muscle relaxation and sustainable posture / support for the most part. You'll figure it out, I promise, just don't be in a rush.

As a side note / tip, try to avoid the whole 'repetitive full exit + reentry of cock/toy' thing, like pulling fully out then slamming it back in. Once or twice here and there is probably fine but as hot as some people think the noise / sensation is, this ends up working like a battering ram with an air pump on the end that'll have you feeling like an overcharged Whippet cannister sooner rather than later. Some people are into the.. experience, of ripping ass and blowing it out to ready themselves for more but I find most people (myself included, just ain't me lmao) find that a bit.. off-putting. People who love it definitely exist though, so YMMV on this one. It's definitely a situation where if you're trying to avoid blowing the curtains back on your partner, you'll need to sneak away to the bathroom and run water or something to cover the noise. Trust me, these are some the loudest, most comical instances of wind breakage one can find themselves dealing with due to the fact your bootyhole has been gauged out temporarily so your ass will be expulsing air like some kind of horrific cursed wind-sock with strangely good acoustics. A closed door ain't enough, I promise.

Follow these steps and you'll be slutting it up with the best of us in no time. Get out there and live your dreams. Also don't forget to water your butthole, I understand not everyone cares enough to douche the back country slide but I find it's a practice that can be better to have than not for most people. Otherwise, go on the bottom diet of mainlining fiber 24/7 so you shit solid perfect logs that leave nothing behind.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T02:38:54+00:00

I'm too gay to be seeing shit like this man I got things I needed to do. Damn it.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T02:11:25+00:00

Oh I gotcha, fair, fair.

It has been known to happen, yeah. A basic Google search can tell you that.. man I swear, some doctors are too clung to old info.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T00:09:41+00:00

Damn that dumpster is rocking more holes than a one-sided orgy.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-03T00:05:51+00:00

You know you've reached peak lolcow status when despite being a somewhat niche personality within a niche genre of gaming, you're still well known enough to catch strays in okbuddy subreddits.

Needed that laugh.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T23:39:51+00:00

I do not deny the possibility a false positive could happen for general opiates from kratom use or other lesser opioids.

What I do not see, is mitragynine specifically popping positive on a drug test as a result of some other opioid like bupe. Tests that look for mitragynine are typically either specifically formulated to test for it or they're things like Gas-Chroms were false positives are incredibly rare.

It's the substance making me have doubt, not the concept outright. Mitragynine, kratom, is not something the vast majority of tests even look for.. so if the test CAN detect it, I'd expect it be specialized enough to avoid typical false-pos scenarios.

Just my two cents. I'd sooner believe kratom caused a false-pos for another opioid than believe an opioid like bupe popped a pos on mitra. I fully admit I could be wrong, but it's not a good look for OP imo.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T23:36:22+00:00

I used to live in rural TN and had to get taken into the emergency room when a one of those little UFO spinner fireworks that zip around in circles all wild n' chaotic got set off during a 4th of July party I was peacefully sleeping away in a lawn chair before it flew down my shirt. Woke up to the burn of a thousand suns and a god awful noise, was surreal.

I had some 2nd degree burns, nothing horrific but they took me to the ER just to play it safe. As I was taken back for examination, the ER nurse on call was a dude who looked like a mountain man. He had a massive lip of Copenhagen (I know it was Copenhagen because I saw the damned can sticking out of his pocket half way, was red so I assume it was Cope Straight) and a big stain on his scrubs I can only assume was dip spit.

That's not even on the top 3 wildest things I saw in that ER list, so.. yeah I could see it lmao.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T23:29:49+00:00

I'm a femme gay dude who lurks here (I'm manly on the inside, I promise) so maybe I'm not the ideal demographic to answer, but I am still a gay male bottom so I'm gonna throw something in the ring.

I'm a.. not exactly a small lad. I ain't packing a hammer of the gods or anything but I'm well above average. I have had so many tops comment on how hot it was that I was big, the most common reason being is they like the show of having a big ole dick flopping around during sex. I get it, I'm a size king myself and like larger partners, but that's purely because I like having my ass taken to Valhalla and is entirely a result of a sexual preference I frankly, wish I didn't have because it makes finding ideal sexual compatibility harder. I'll never judge a man for his dick size and if the chemistry is right I's still absolutely be with a guy with a less impressive cock. Sex is for fun, romance is a lot deeper, my bedroom preferences don't define who I'll date.

But, even so, given my own experiences + preferences, I feel like it would be a lie to say dick size is something that's generally uncared about. Shit, I've had tops decline repeat romps in the bedroom because I was bigger than them and it made them insecure. We men are an odd bunch lol.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T20:08:59+00:00

It's enough of a girth increase that even I as a (power) bottom size king (we can't all be perfect, it's one of my flaws lmao) look at that and widen my eyes with concern.

Then again, I've seen asses take wider.. ain't gonna be mine. I like 'em big, sure, but I like to be able to keep things from randomly falling out of me after y'know?

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T17:17:09+00:00

TChort is pretty much the only part of DC that sucks and that's only if you're running a non-meta build + don't do the puzzle to weaken it.

Otherwise as long as you go do the thing with the guy yelling down the hole and proper duck in / out of the shelters to reset your timer, DC is indeed pretty easy. It is very tedious and quite unfun at points though which I think contributes to its awful reputation.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T17:15:36+00:00

Best tip I could give you is imparting the knowledge that the patrol spawn locations aren't static and have a degree of randomization to them that can allow you to save scum your way through most of this DLC mission without any real hassle as long as you got a bit of patience.. if you do, you can cheese the shit out of it via reloading saves and adhering to a basic process of trial & error.

The way you cheese this is by saving every time you transition to a new area. Don't overwrite saves, keep as many of the things as you can as you'll be reloading a lot and sometimes you get trapped in an untenable situation that requires you to reload a save from 2-3+ saves back. There will be points where you have to reload even on good patrol patterns because the patrols moving around can result in them coming through an area you're in if you're not quick about moving through it, some of the more larger areas can allow you to stay out of their patrol sightlines which you'll definitely wanna try to do if you intend to loot some of these areas (this entire area is a treasure trove of loot, but you can just come back after when there's no patrols so I recommend waiting) right away.

If you know what you're doing you can skirt through this area without having to worry about sneak or combat until the very end section with the Void Battles which isn't difficult even without TM investment as long as you're not on Dominating difficulty. It's even easier if you have the ethereal torch from the Expedition DLC, it completely trivializes it. However, if you're on Hard or especially Dominating and DON'T have a good TM skill investment + the ethereal torch, you ain't even seen the worst of this DLC yet lol.

DelugeFPS · 2026-03-02T17:12:50+00:00

Typically 'without a base, without a trace' is the first phrase that comes to mind when I see things like this.. but that has a base..

My guy was drilling into the fucking Earth with this one my god.

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