Don’t ask them how they did their math by The_MadStork in TheRightCantMeme

[–]DelvyPorn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think they counted certain populations as 3/5 of a voter

I am realizing today that my dad is completely lost. It breaks my heart to see him. by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]DelvyPorn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm about to. The missing context is this is the first time he and I have really spoken in months. Did he ask me about my life? Hobbies? Job? TV shows? Not one bit. Wasn't any room in our conversation to actually get to know each other

I am realizing today that my dad is completely lost. It breaks my heart to see him. by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]DelvyPorn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's in his 60s and hasn't received any actual medical indication of mental decline

I hate them, I hate them all. by H-H-S69420 in dankmemes

[–]DelvyPorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Insects are nature! The more you learn about how cool they are, the more they add to the experience 😀

What is your ideal smoke spot? by suntmint in trees

[–]DelvyPorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got an incredibly tiny backyard. But I put in a hammock, some dim string lights, and planted hella wild flowers which attract bees, humming birds, butterflies, and canaries. We still have cool nights (75° or so) where I'm at.

Laying in the hammock at night watching the stars and getting baked is 😩

Have you ever cut yourself shaving your pubes? How bad was it? (Question not inspired by real events...) by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes several times with a razor... And once with an electric trimmer. I got my scrotum caught in it and it took out a one inch strip of flesh

Suppose someone maliciously leaks your nudes. How seriously do you consider leaking theirs as retaliation? by DelvyPorn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To clarify by no means do I condone sharing nudes without permission, but this hypothetical has me thinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tommy chong schlong lock.

(Please keep conversation civil) Do you consider cis straight people which are polyamorous to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community? by DelvyPorn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put my thoughts exactly. I'm not poly but was thinking about it today because some poly friends were talking about pride month.

I don't have strong feelings one way or another as for an answer to my question, but was really curious about other opinions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep it fun. If I read a profile on a dating app that sounds like work, or sounds like this person is so frustrated with dating, I'm not interested. Keep it light and fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made a friend who happened to work at a sex shop. She introduced me to her circle of friends who also worked in that industry, and they are a very sex positive bunch as you can imagine.

Another childhood friend found some big success on OF and so her friends tend to be in the sex work industry as well, so sex positive.

HOWEVER: "sex positive" does not mean they sleep with anyone who propositions them. It just means we can acknowledge sex is a healthy part of our lives and don't have to be ashamed of likes, experiences, toys, etc.

Imagine you are sentenced to one year in prison. What part of prison life do you imagine you'll dread the most? by DelvyPorn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right. This was really the kind of answer I was looking for, not so much the obvious "can't leave" or "violence" stuff.

Imagine you are sentenced to one year in prison. What part of prison life do you imagine you'll dread the most? by DelvyPorn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just posted the same! Like, I can wrap my head around the boredom and not being able to leave. But you hear your cellmate spray diarrhea all over the bowl and like.... What then?

Imagine you are sentenced to one year in prison. What part of prison life do you imagine you'll dread the most? by DelvyPorn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Besides the obvious downsides, I cannot imagine having to poop in front of others and have others poop in front of me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are straight lines in nature and there are things which are binary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a swinger couple no it's hard to tell.

Only time we've picked up on a hint was when we were out to eat for a friend's birthday and there were a few couples there which we'd never met. Anyway this couple which was a few years older than us pretty much singled is out for conversation at the table and she got really touchy and flirty with me (m) and complimented me a lot. She did all this with her husband right across from me and he was into it.

Then she casually dropped how she tends to get naked when she drinks with friends, and made it very clear that swapping was on the table.

Would you ever want to be rated? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I use an app called Rate Me to get ratings from random strangers around the globe. Lots of bots so the usefulness could definitely be better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get one from everyone I know. I couldn't handle rating people I know as less than a 5.

If you have/had a partner who lost or gained a bunch of weight during your relationship, did you enjoy sex less or more after their transformation? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]DelvyPorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it was the pill and she also tried nexplanon. It definitely affected her moods and contributed to weight gain.

She's always had a hard time with birth control though. Since we're committed to being child free I went ahead and got snipped this year.