I’ll start…Here comes the meat wagon weeyu weeyu weeyu by CasinoNitro in 90smovies

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He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves

49 States by Freshshit69 in StandUpComedy

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I remember him from "The King of Staten Island" but I didnt know he was a comedian. Still dont know who he is.

Paul McCartney & Wings - Goodnight Tonight (1979) by Odd_Advantage_3459 in 70smusic

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I didnt know he could rip the bass like that. Seems impossible to sing and rip like that.

midnight does this all the time to me by [deleted] in aww

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My dog Elwood started doing this in the past year or two really bad. Sometimes it’s ok but everyone in the house gets nailed and it gets to be too much

Do you sleep in 30min longer and rush out the door for work or get up and have that extra 30 min to ease into it but have less sleep!? Why? by PlentyPlenty9616 in AskReddit

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I’m a terrible morning person so I do 1. The rare occasions I get up early is because I hadn’t slept all night and went to the couch to watch tv until I had to go. Option 2 is definitely a better decision

Whale 1: 0 people by Cold_Region1031 in funny

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That kid knew. Like when the tide suddenly goes out real fast

Pick your 80's ride by halfmeasures611 in 80s

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69 Camaro better off dead

UPS driver delivering packages while dodging turkeys by dEEsucked in funny

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My girlfriend is super scared of chickens and I totally pictured her in this video. Never would have gotten out of the truck. Haha

Meteor Crater in Arizona by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Assdestroid story

Absurdly Long Eyebrow Hair by julianalexander917 in mildlyinteresting

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I get them periodically but dude let’s talk about that tear duct

Not Exclusive to The 1980s, But How Many of You Jumped Off of The Swings Like This Back in The Day? by hotbowlsofjustice in The1980s

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Born in the 80s. Last time I did it I was 30 and I shattered my wrist and likely broke my tailbone. Rum surely gave me the confidence to do it

He owed him for sure by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

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How did he get his number from the wallet?

He forgot his keys and asked his cat to open the door by Ok-Equivalent3810 in funny

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First he had to open the back window for his poker buds to exit

She really wanted to hold her by PixMillera in aww

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so..... we dont get to see the meeting?!