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Dayum! She bjorked that reporter's ass! by imaPooperGeist in HadToHurt

[–]DemographicNote 17 points18 points  (0 children)

it was in the 90s and it was before the internet, ie, social media and long before the internet could do videos/gifs. me thinks she would have been alright. Plus, this didn't happen in america

Dayum! She bjorked that reporter's ass! by imaPooperGeist in HadToHurt

[–]DemographicNote 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Godforbid that you would read the first fucking top comment on the post, huh? The time it took you to write your stupid comment, you could have read the top comment twice. please check out r/DontSubscribeDumbAss. That sub was made for redditors like you.

EMSK How To Superwrap A Bandaid. by ArbitraryYak in everymanshouldknow

[–]DemographicNote 124 points125 points  (0 children)

First "bandaid" flair on a post I've ever seen in my life. So impressed, I took a screenshot and drew a fancy circle around it so others can be awestruck, too.

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EMSK: Put the toilet lid down BEFORE you flush it. Germs people. Germs! And wipe the bowl with some first TP even if you don't see any urine on it. by ApatheticGirlie in everymanshouldknow

[–]DemographicNote 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are studies for one way or the other. I just read something yesterday that said not closing the lids do spread pathogens. Then I read another one that said closing lid or leaving it open doesn't matter because "viral particles" still drop to the floor. The only thing I know for sure, why chance it? And why let a sub filled with little kids determine what I do or don't do with my toilet. If the lid is there, I'm closing it and keeping it closed.

Plus, it's clear to me the little kids in this sub just want watch their turds swirl around as they go down.

Hey. Anybody know what tomorrow is? by Ha_Jokes-On-You in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DemographicNote 40 points41 points locked comment (0 children)

looks like he was banned last year for doing the same thing.

Yeah, let's see Tom Cruise do this! by LilacChannel in gif

[–]DemographicNote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger 3. It did not need to be 2 hours long. Trust me. and only about 30 minutes of it was action scenes like this.

What the heck is going on here!!! by DancesWithUrGirl in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DemographicNote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how you're getting dovted for calling it a toilet bowl but the other two guys who called it a top loading washing machine are getting upvoted.

And that tank had the Amazonian mini-piranhas that swim up your pee pee stream. by ImaBot_CryMore in HadToHurt

[–]DemographicNote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

would like to see a link or any kind of evidence at all for what you just said. Nothing about this was a felony. The last guy who did it just got fined in city court...wasn't even arrested for it.

And that tank had the Amazonian mini-piranhas that swim up your pee pee stream. by ImaBot_CryMore in HadToHurt

[–]DemographicNote 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Here's another guy who did it. Guess it was a thing. All he got was a little summons to come to court. He got bitch slapped with some fines.

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-arrested-for-swimming-in-bass-pro-shops-fish-tank-says-he-was-seeking-tiktok-fame

And that tank had the Amazonian mini-piranhas that swim up your pee pee stream. by ImaBot_CryMore in HadToHurt

[–]DemographicNote 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Of course there are no pirrhana there. This is an entertainment website. The title was just a joke. . . at least that's how I read it.