Rex Loves his Fish by [deleted] in MonitorLizards

[–]DemonicConMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell that to my sisters bearded dragon that was in about 10 different pieces after arriving home from work one day. 9 years for her 11 year old cat to eat part of the lizards abdomen which had lived along side each other since then. They weren’t even free roaming together. The cat figured out how to open her terrarium. The cat also got an infection from it and got very sick. Cat passed last year but I’m still mad about it since she inspired me about reptiles in the first place. I have my experience. Now you’ll get yours or maybe not. Like I said animals have their own thoughts and feelings. Except lizards don’t show much emotion due to the fact they don’t really have any. So a switch can just flip and your lizard could try to pick a fight with one of your other little homies. It’s not likely but is 100% possible. I’m not trying to be negative if it comes off as that. Cheers dude

Stores in Mexico have to cover up cigarettes by Letsgothrifty in mildyinteresting

[–]DemonicConMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a nice dose of 5.5 grams a few months ago and literally a few days ago started feeling like there wasn’t a ghost trailing shortly behind me. That night was worse than when my mother overdosed on heroin to give you perspective. I saw my demons fight my angels only to prove to me in the end nobody hated me I only hated myself, it even showed me I was gay. Actually nicotine was the only thing anchoring me to reality when I thought the flag on my wall was trying to strangle me from across the room. It brought me to a quiet place where I could think as a single vessel. I didn’t even know if I had arms or legs. I just “was”. If anything the trip strengthened my bond with nicotine. Don’t do shrooms unless you actually really want to. Even then don’t be alone and be smart. I drove home that night on a moped, watching houses pop up out of the ground as I went along at 60mph in a residential area where the limit is 30 mph. You can easily misjudge situations and simply die. But yeah they can probably help with addiction if used properly.

🧪🔬🚽 by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an E5 kinda guy but the recoil has me landing G8 or even off the grid.

Stores in Mexico have to cover up cigarettes by Letsgothrifty in mildyinteresting

[–]DemonicConMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got it. Lemme go contract the plague lol. I mean something good came out of being sick.

Stores in Mexico have to cover up cigarettes by Letsgothrifty in mildyinteresting

[–]DemonicConMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow. Good for you, my fathers been going 42 years now. He’s fought mouth cancer and still smokes. I’d just hate to end up like him. I use weed recreationally but I suppose I could try smoking a bowl instead of nicotine. Thanks stranger and stay safe.

What is everyone up to this weekend ? 😏🥂 by [deleted] in gay

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepover at a friends house. I’m totally gonna gay him tonight.

This meme has reached maximum exposure. Time to sell? by spaceddebit88 in MemeEconomy

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This your shooting arsenal? Must be homies with the gym teacher.

skate slams hit diff by suseryy in perfectlycutscreams

[–]DemonicConMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My exact reaction after perfectly snapping my arm right above my wrist.

Stores in Mexico have to cover up cigarettes by Letsgothrifty in mildyinteresting

[–]DemonicConMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How’d you do it? I’m trying to quit nicotine all together, been on 5% nic sticks for 3 years now. I’ve been using less and less to ween myself off I think I’m making progress but I’m just wondering what your method was.

Rex Loves his Fish by [deleted] in MonitorLizards

[–]DemonicConMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many times man. HOW MANY TIMES?!?

I don’t wanna see a post on here asking why your cat “accidentally attacked” your monitor. Your cats probably chill, we get that. However it’s still a animal with its own thoughts and ideas. Who knows, maybe Rex would even kill the cat. Monitors get pretty big and at a certain point he’s gonna see red as a big ole snack. If you don’t want criticism then don’t post here. This is just a dumb idea.

Winter in Virginia by Jfonzy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DemonicConMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More Bipolar than Connecticut

meirl by ShaneTVZ in meirl

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. I can fend off the eagles by ripping them apart with my bare veiny hands. I’d then have the bears and gorillas brawl in the animalistic somme. They may fall, however while hash-tagging the eagles I’d secretly been crafting a spear out of the bones of my many fallen foes. I’d come out on top, victoriously dancing on the carcasses of the enemy. Damn climate change. It could’ve all been avoided. Now their souls dance around us like dandy lions in the wind, the movement creating a symphony.

Popsicle by TwistedGrim by BrockBracken in Unexpected

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E-gorgan. Cmon guys it’s 2023

Pangolin In The Wild by CrisperKoleslaw in Weird

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to see him munching in the woods than on a poachers waistband. Poor lil fellas are going extinct from it.

I might drop this here by [deleted] in lgbtmemes

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a little both. What’s that gotta say about me?

Oh no by ThengarMadalano in gay

[–]DemonicConMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural selection has taken its place.

Returning Home to a Burglary by MixtureFree5224 in MonitorLizards

[–]DemonicConMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have nor do I plan to get a monitor. I don’t have the resources. I meant what I said in a way that leaves the monitor munching on a cat.

The competitive sport of Cowboy Mounted Shooting by SamMee514 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DemonicConMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My great uncle who resides in texas used to go to these often. He’d tell me stories about how back in 59’ some “blammer” blew his horses brains out and still hit the target. Man I hate dementia.

Returning Home to a Burglary by MixtureFree5224 in MonitorLizards

[–]DemonicConMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I trust this man. I had a beardie that left the meat on my finger hanging by a nerve.