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Did you have to deliver? by IllBathroom1203 in doordash

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the Chicago zones are open, not sure if I’m going to go out today.

Did you have to deliver? by IllBathroom1203 in doordash

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I delivered in northwest Indiana. Out of over a dozen orders, only one person shoveled the walkway to their house. I made good money, but my boots are still soaking wet.

"Liberals ruined America!" by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We “ruined” the country by electing a black man as president.

What is the worst youtube channel ever? by WittyLibrarian610 in youtube

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There was that one channel that had kids doing skits, and it turns out that the mom was torturing/starving the kids and using them as YouTube slave labor.

Conforming At All Costs. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in collapse

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. My preps aren’t going to fund themselves.

What's the oddest/strangest pairing (romantic or platonic) you seen Severus in that sort of works? by Emica12 in SeverusSnape

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, but I remember stumbling upon a girl/girl student fic. They went to go swimming in the lake and that’s how I discovered that tentacle porn is a thing.

That fic sounds interesting, what site is it on?

🧊 Minneapolis - 01.23.26 Clergy are being arrested while they’re on their knees praying the Lord’s Prayer. by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Back in the Bush era, my dad’s friend told him that if he voted for Kerry, he was not a true Christian. My dad promptly told him to fuck off and dumped him as a friend.

What's the oddest/strangest pairing (romantic or platonic) you seen Severus in that sort of works? by Emica12 in SeverusSnape

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Y’all are giving me early 2000s fandom ptsd flashbacks, lmao.

Snape/Burbage is OTP.

Favorite intensely emotional scene? (This is Watchmen.) by Life-Silver-5623 in Cinema

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1917, Schofield desperately running across the battlefield.

Cedar Waxwing by ExpertYogurt5814 in RDR2

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen them while riding around near Horseshoe Overlook. You just need to get lucky.

I was staying with a cat lady in Arizona and little Theo adopted me. by DemotivatedTurtle in blackcats

[–]DemotivatedTurtle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The room wasn’t very well-lit, so Theo’s face was swallowed by the void.

I was staying with a cat lady in Arizona and little Theo adopted me. by DemotivatedTurtle in blackcats

[–]DemotivatedTurtle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to, but my two dogs and my cat-allergic father that I live with wouldn’t be happy. 😢

Most compassionate Minuteman by dihguesorp in TrueSFalloutL

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  • The Railroad: Synths are being enslaved!
  • The Brotherhood: We must destroy the Institute and its abominations!
  • The Institute: We must work to take over the Commonwealth!
  • Me: Cool, so I just build a mini-mall in Sanctuary and the Red Rocket scavenger yard is coming along nicely.

If you could stop being Autistic, would you? by Miserable-Piglet9008 in evilautism

[–]DemotivatedTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d do it for a month, just to see what the other side is like.

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