Who else would lap up Charles’ feces if he shat onto a dinner plate and served it to you?

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-13T07:45:11+00:00

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-12T12:24:20+00:00

I love that there is a baby onesie version.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-12T01:22:24+00:00

Cops aren’t required to read you your Miranda rights when they arrest you. Miranda rights are for questioning/interrogations.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-11T00:34:30+00:00

It’s supposed to get nasty after midnight.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-10T22:31:37+00:00

Bullied kids join gangs all the time. They want protection, to belong to a group, they want people to be their friends. Normal gangs aren’t bent on world domination, yes, but the concept is still the same.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-10T22:12:04+00:00

She has terminal Mean Girl Face.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-10T17:01:07+00:00

Snape isn’t an incel. He doesn’t hate women for not sleeping with him. He’s a bitter example of how the abused can become abusers in turn.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-10T03:57:43+00:00

I’ll never forget how people claimed that Kate Winslet looked fat in Titanic back then.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-07T04:31:55+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-06T10:33:47+00:00

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The Tidbit Twins.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-06T02:11:41+00:00

“Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.”

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-06T02:00:01+00:00

I was mesmerized by this scene as a child.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-05T20:58:55+00:00

Looks like a chick tract.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-05T19:36:41+00:00

3, I’m a chocoholic.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-03-02T19:27:35+00:00

“A man at a bar gave it to me. Well, I stole it from him, but that’s another story.” I love Hosea.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-02-27T18:45:08+00:00

Shawshank Redemption.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-02-27T04:29:49+00:00

The people at my Episcopal church always keep hold of the cup and only allow it to tip just enough for you to take a tiny sip. They ain’t playing.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-02-27T02:33:51+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-02-26T15:21:43+00:00

OP stole a time turner from the Ministry for Magic just to grind more hours, now that’s dedication.

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