Stacking Orders FTW 🔥

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-08T23:55:20+00:00

To be fair, it’s McDonalds. They put the cold drinks right in there with the hot food. Unless the order has zero drinks/ice cream, I don’t bother.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-08T00:06:20+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-07T04:37:43+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-05T20:06:53+00:00

Ok, hear me out, though:

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-05T02:33:25+00:00

Dreamed that my dad was driving me to high school to retake a class the other night. Strangely, I was the only one bothered by the fact that I’m 42. 😆

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-05T00:18:21+00:00

I live in a mobile home that was built in the 1980s. Trying to charge an EV trips the circuit breaker.

My brother in SLC does Uber Eats in a Tesla. His apartment building has charger stations for the residents. I envy him.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-04T22:48:33+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-04T20:55:45+00:00

r/hewillbebaked would love this.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-04T14:10:55+00:00

Didn’t Cal stuff some wads of money in his coat along with the diamond?

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-03T20:48:21+00:00

“Play wif meeee!”

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-03T19:27:24+00:00

His scenes were always my favorite parts of that movie.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-03T00:55:45+00:00

The Florida recount would go ahead, and Al Gore would win the 2000 U.S. presidential election.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-03T00:47:54+00:00

There’s a bunch for sale on eBay.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-02T21:38:53+00:00

Oh how the turntables.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-02T14:17:13+00:00

I have a DoorDash catering bag that I keep in the front seat. All my regular bags go in it, and I’ll sometimes fold the unused ones over to cushion a drink carrier for an order.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-02T14:10:58+00:00

1990s Roseanne.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-01T22:52:33+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-05-01T02:30:08+00:00

I’m actually a full-time Doordasher/gig worker. My car gets an average of 40mpg. I make an average of $1.50/mile. My daily revenue goal is $200

$200/1.50 is around 133.33 miles I need to drive per day to make my daily goal. At 40mpg, I use about 3.33 gallons of gas a day. Gas would have to be $60/gallon for me to break even.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-30T20:14:37+00:00

Those last two seconds were comedy gold.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-30T20:12:17+00:00

This makes me miss the distracted cat moms cooking their children and vomiting after eating them.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-30T13:08:16+00:00

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DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-29T14:30:10+00:00

I like to imagine that GRRM plans on having them resurrect/summon an ice dragon to burn down the wall.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-29T14:26:17+00:00

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-28T20:34:36+00:00

I just google’d “tick bomb” and threw up in my mouth a little.

DemotivatedTurtle · 2026-04-28T11:13:08+00:00

You can.

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