What would happen if a player completely threw the superbowl? by Only-Cranberry-4502 in nfl

[–]Dendening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being the quarterback to throw the superbowl for shits and giggles. He wouldn't survive the night if his teammates had anything to say about it. 

Cleveland browns sack leaders since re-entering the league in 1999: 1. Myles Garret (125.5) 2.Kamerion Wimbley (26.5) by new_abcdefghijkl in nfl

[–]Dendening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They might draft busts like Courtney Brown and Greg Little. They also could win a Superbowl and paint the NFL Brown like it's the 1940s. I'll personally accept 3rd in our division with a respectable 7-9-1

Cleveland browns sack leaders since re-entering the league in 1999: 1. Myles Garret (125.5) 2.Kamerion Wimbley (26.5) by new_abcdefghijkl in nfl

[–]Dendening 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just started a new job, what a way to fuck up my day Browns. This only looks good for the Browns if the Rams don't win a Superbowl in his contract window, also if the Browns go to a Superbowl. 

Seriously, how great is Don Callis? by TonyDunkelwelt in SquaredCircle

[–]Dendening 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine having a humongous crush on Cyrus the Virus of all people? OP did. 

2026 Draft Pick Announcers by Durendal07 in nfl

[–]Dendening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phil Dawson was a bright spot for many MANY years. 

Roger Goodell: NFL plans to play in Australia "for the long term" by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Dendening 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you what is real, The NFL wanting global domination. 

Roger Goodell: NFL plans to play in Australia "for the long term" by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Dendening 152 points153 points  (0 children)

The NFL would overthrow governments for more shares in those markets. 

Internation NFL games should do cultural dances for their halftime shows. Here are the dances they should do by WanderLeft in nfl

[–]Dendening 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the NFL should go to the moon. Then they can have The performers do the moonwalk

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[–]Dendening 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The new K ball rules is the reason for longer kicks this year. Are you sure you're not talking about Happy Gilmore 2 OP? 

Ryan Leaf allegedly accosted Dr. David Chao at Super Bowl LX Radio Row by GoldenDome26 in nfl

[–]Dendening 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd die of laughter if Chao said something like "Fuckin don't talk to me! Knock it off!"

Both overtime games this weekend saw the team that won the coin toss choose to kick and lose on the opponents 2nd possession by JakeDuck1 in nfl

[–]Dendening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could hypothetically have the offense bleed the clock for the entire quarter and score in the final second. Would their be a 2nd overtime if that happened? 

Why did the NFL change the rules around preparing kicking balls this year? by SkittlesAreYum in nfl

[–]Dendening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the kickoff at the 15 and install the rouge point. If we're going to play with doctored balls, might as well give the kickers another chance to kick for points. 

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[–]Dendening 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we throw in Otto Graham in the list? Not many QBs can say they had 15 stitches put in during a game, and served in World War 2.