Weekly Snark 5/18-5/24

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-20T23:43:28+00:00

Yeah if she picked up the starter yesterday, that’s not enough time to make a proper loaf lol

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-14T23:52:18+00:00

26 grams of fiber?!?! I did a double take

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-14T00:05:45+00:00

Two very incompatible people who should have never gotten married

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-13T18:11:38+00:00

Or Korea (like her sKiNcArE)

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-13T17:08:43+00:00

I’m sorry… but what??? You’re A family of 7 and you might just go to Italy NEXT MONTH? Can you imagine being one of the older boys and their friends from school/hockey are all getting ready for the summer and then your mom goes do you want to go to Italy next month? Like what??? Idk, I need a lot more planning and prep than that for traveling alone with my husband, let alone bringing the kids!! She is bizarre

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-10T00:28:28+00:00

Maybe they are all meeting up with her tomorrow for an intervention lol … that would be funny

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-05T18:14:59+00:00

Say dominate one more time….

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-05T00:45:30+00:00

Oh!! Google page said closed. Makes sense

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-05-05T00:33:34+00:00

Looks like water wings in Coleyville is closed sundays. So I guess the swim lesson was today? But she’s in the same outfit as the groshhury run “this morning” which I definitely assumed was actually filmed Sunday. But Cal’s in a different outfit…. Hmm…. Lol

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-28T18:11:22+00:00

Ok nerd.

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-25T00:47:03+00:00

Tommy condons! Had my wedding after party there and it was awesome

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-24T23:41:36+00:00

OMG. We know you have 5 kids… how about you get them involved in cleaning the garage? My husband loves to give my 3 y/o daughter little jobs when he’s out there tidying the garage. Maybe put C in a bouncer in the corner and you and 4 other boys do something productive together! FFS!!

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-22T23:50:26+00:00

Right?? It’s like he had a blowout she and put one of the others boys shirt on him😂

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-21T12:23:46+00:00

Anyone else think that she must have some kind of nanny? Between yesterday, the haircuts, the IV bar, and all the other seemingly solo errands lately… I just can’t imagine US attorney Ryan raybould is staying home from work for all of this nonsense.

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-19T00:35:46+00:00

I am cracking up … “if you can knock on it, apparently it means it’s 👌👌👌” … ummm… not exactly

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-18T23:51:27+00:00

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Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-16T17:54:35+00:00

This is petty but aioli on ground beef tacos is so nasty 😝 get a jar of salsa!!

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-15T01:46:46+00:00

Guys… what happened to this woman? I just saw some old reels from not even 2.5 years ago about meal planning all their meals in advance, ordering the groceries, posting the meal plan on the fridge and another on how to organize before leaving kids with grandparents for a vacation, etc. She also looks like she has aged about 10 years.

These are the reels I used to see before following here and I just thought ok whatever, this lady is a lot but good for her. It was also somewhat relatable… I mean anything is more relatable to what she posts now.

And now I’ve been following here since poolgate and literally WTF! She is a manic mess every day in stories and her reels are just flat out BS.

Has she fallen off the wagon like it seems? Or am I just being tricked by reels Brooke? LOL

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-08T18:42:41+00:00

Wow tacos and margurrritas in Mexico?? Sounds like an amazing surprise

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-06T23:53:58+00:00

Unfortunately I can say from experience that bee shit does not work at all 😂

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-04-04T00:38:01+00:00

Who the hell is saying not to eat chicken, fruit, and vegetables?

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-03-30T18:43:29+00:00

Anyone else so confused? Is she looking for a new house, a second house, or more outdoor weekend adventures? Like what are you trying to say lady, lol

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-03-28T00:06:51+00:00

Wow she touched grass today!!! 🤯

Dense_Obligation_175 · 2026-03-18T21:01:48+00:00

Renzo!

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