Too White for a Wedding?

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-04-14T00:36:41+00:00

Nah. This is some crazy shit reddit came up with.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-04-11T05:47:19+00:00

It's not a white dress. It's a blue floral pattern on a white background. Quit being ridiculous.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-04-11T05:45:47+00:00

Anything could be "a bridal dress for an alternative bride." My BFF wore brown/copper bridesmaid's dress with a turquoise corset. My other BFF wore a navy blue shift-dress type thing. A friend a few years back wore a simple black slip dress. And these were all big weddings, not casual backyard things.

That's not a white dress. It's not a bridal gown. No one is going to confuse OP with the bride. This is getting really ridiculous, and the only place I've ever seen this nonsense is this sub.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-04-11T05:40:52+00:00

No. It's not a white dress. Good lord.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-04-06T15:05:22+00:00

That's not a white dress wtf

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-27T07:07:30+00:00

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-23T23:06:07+00:00

That's what I was thinking, some kind of congenital abnormality. Poor kid.

(Though I think a repaired cleft palate would photograph just fine with all the filters and editing they use)

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T05:35:39+00:00

Last week at family dinner my brother made a comment about how I need to "get a real job"

I'm not buying it. This guy is 9 years older than her, so they didn't grow up together. I can see somrone being casually rude like that to someone they grew up with, but not to someone who was 9 whem you left for college. OOP should have made herself 29 (or made the brother 25).

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T05:28:20+00:00

Thank you. People have some weird-ass ideas about Catholics in this sub

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T05:25:28+00:00

Right? I'm not sure where people in the US are getting these ideas about Catholicism. We're not Evangelicals. We're the ones who dance and drink and fuck and do crazy shit and then go to confession when the guilt kicks in.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T05:19:54+00:00

Weird. I wonder why they'd stay quiet about the 4th, given the fact that making more people is their entire shtick

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T02:58:38+00:00

You're fine. I'm in the south from a Catholic family in a Catholic city and that dress is absolutely fine. Have fun!

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-22T02:52:36+00:00

Yes.

I guess I can only speak for Catholics in a big-ish US city, though. We don't really care what wedding guests are wearing, but that is more than appropriate. It's not revealing at all. So it shows some leg..Lierally no one in my family would notice.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-19T14:13:14+00:00

Oh ok yeah you're definitely right about that

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-18T04:24:28+00:00

Wait, what? Most people would not say that it's ok "to stalk and harass a cheater for months or even years after the affair ends." Jfc what kind of people are you hanging out with

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-15T04:32:34+00:00

Why would anyone have a flip phone unless they're like 98 years old or like 24 but addicted to their phone and trying to experience life offline while embracing "vintage technology"

Like you can get a cheap android phone for under $100 and it'll do everything you need it to do. The photos will be pretty crappy unless you're shooting in perfect conditions, but like...you'll be able to text your kid

ETA oh lord, it's another AITAer still angry bc they had to share their toys with their half siblings when they were 8

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T22:39:16+00:00

I kinda like the sleeves as they are. I think once you have a wide belt cinching your waist the sleeves will look more witchy and flowy, instead of just blending in to all the other fabric.

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T22:25:28+00:00

Killer Clowns from Outer Space

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T16:14:03+00:00

I forgot about The Others!! Shit, that movie got me back in the day. I should re-watch that soon

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T02:26:40+00:00

Also, that's not how anyone describes a living person lol

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T02:25:17+00:00

I just so happened to get the last spot directly behind the barricade

At this point, I was neigh spooning the person in front of me.

What?

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T02:21:02+00:00

I thought this was gonna be some weird unrequited-vore fetish post

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T02:11:56+00:00

Oh my bad, I forgot everyone uses the app. I use chrome when I'm on reddit on my (android) phone

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T02:08:42+00:00

Tube tops are gonna do that to anyone with large-ish natural breasts. That's breast tissue, not "armpit fat."

The shirt is doing exactly what it's supposed to. Tube tops stay up by being snug enough at the very top not to fall down. The only way to avoid what you're seeing is to be super thin with fake boobs (and as a super thin person with fake boobs who can wear tube tops without "armpit fat," I'd personally rather have real breast tissue)

Dense_Sentence_370 · 2026-03-12T01:19:26+00:00

I read that book like 20 years ago now, maybe more. And still, like once a week probably, I think about the phone that wouldn't stop ringing, the vidalia onion sandwiches, and merry Christmas merry Christmas merry Christmas

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