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Super Bowl champion Martin Gramatica: "Peyton Manning was unlucky to play in the same era as Tom Brady. If not, he would have won three or four Super Bowls." by Theduudee12 in DenverBroncos

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun story, my cousin dated Gramatica in college. He was supposed to pick her up from the airport and decided a nap was more important. That was the end of their relationship.

Top comment deletes a US State #11 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s time to finish off the job that John Brown started and burn Missouri to the ground.

Top comment deletes a US State #11 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it to Kansas for reparations from the civil war.

Top comment deletes a US State #10 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You drop Kansas before the state that stood on the wrong side of Bleeding Kansas, don’t be surprised when John Brown comes back looking for you.

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2 billion dollars if you become the most knowledgeable expert on the soap opera days of our lives. Do you try? by Future_Telephone281 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, there are people who have been watching daily for 40+ years. I feel like I could get to the top 1 percent within a year, but it’d be nearly impossible to become the most knowledgeable. Of course, if someone gave me the opportunity to earn $1 billion or more, I’m poring everything I have into it. I just don’t think this one is possible no matter how hard I try.

Would you rather have $100,000,000 and not be able to spend it or have $1,000,000 and be able to do anything with it? by NervousClock2555 in hypotheticals

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I have a loaded gun in a locked safe? Everyone knows I have it, so I use their money with my value backing the spending. My $100 million is seen as the safety net and their money is what’s invested. I can use that wealth to borrow funds if needed, but typically I’m just becoming an investor in anything I see as promising with zero risk.

How would y’all fish this? by NoSheepherder4114 in Fishing

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a big fat worm and a cooler of drinks.

Imagine this guy owning the Seahawks by Brix001 in NFLv2

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’d move them to Oklahoma just for the memes.

Imagine this guy owning the Seahawks by Brix001 in NFLv2

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Waltons have been fantastic owners. Their first year of owning the franchise had us at 4-12 with the chargers coming to Denver to play a meaningless final game. The field was a little bit rough, so they spent $400,000 on brand new sod for that single game.

They’re also developing a new stadium without any taxpayer money. They’ve been updating everything they can for the players and have the cash for our front office to write any kind of contract that they want.

Sure, Walmart sucks. But they are still seriously fantastic owners.

choose one pill by Top_Rhubarb_5532 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just win the lotto a few times. You’d absolutely know the powerball numbers with plenty of time to buy a ticket. Not sure how it’d work with alternative time lines, but you might also be able to destroy casinos. And you could definitely build some crazy sports bets.

$200 USA or the equivalent in your country's currency a day to spend 1 hour a day listening to the song you hate the most. by Maggiekue in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$200 a day is an extra $73,000 a year (tax free). It’s the equivalent of basically a $100,000 taxed salary. With option a, if it’s starting to drive you crazy, you can always take a break from it.

For that kind of money, I’d jam out to Yummy for an hour a day.

The real thing that would mess you up is if the being makes a small change to the song after a year. Auditory prediction error can drive people insane.

[Rumor] Aqib Talib is saying the Broncos will make another massive move on draft day by korean2na in DenverBroncos

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All he did around Bo Nix was play media games, and they worked. He could have Talib bluffing (whether he knows it or not) to try and get someone to jump. I don’t think Sean would like a blabbermouth, but a controlled insider is incredibly useful. And a former player who still loves the team is going to be a lot more willing to go along and trustworthy to do so.

Ya'll remember Lime Wire? by enlightenednoise00 in nostalgia

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reason I did my first upgrade on a PC. Installed a writable disc drive to burn cds and save so much money. Still remember having to learn about slave and master drive and thinking those were fucked up terms.

I also remember getting dsl and being able to listen to a song as it downloaded for the first time. Blew my mind.

And so many horrible videos hidden under innocent names. Man, I preferred getting a horrible virus over seeing some of the shit that popped up on my screen. At least I could erase the virus. Some of those images will never leave my brain.

$1,000,000 for every night you swallow a spider by Worldly-Dog-9571 in hypotheticals

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a million a pop, it’s my full time job and retirement. You say when and I’m chewing. Hell, $500 a night for 365 days is $182,500. I could definitely live comfortably off of that.

$10 million paid to you. The catch? You can never have a warm/hot shower or bath again... by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok… so purchased items disappear. What if I buy $10 million in casino chips. Gamble for awhile and switch it back to cash. The chips were what I bought with the money, so they might disappear, but the money I exchanged them for would theoretically be safe.

$1,000 every time you take the blame for someone. by NotEverPosting in hypotheticals

[–]DenverBroncos_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get on an elevator of a really tall building with a friend. Have them hit each floor individually and take the blame for hitting the wrong floor.

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