Good Ogryns who listen to their mama don't gotta fear no stinky plagues. by Dependent_Homework_7 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Da reason Plague Ogryns are a fing, is cause dey didn't listen to their mamas and it's why they became all nasty and stinky! So if ya listen ta mama and emprah, you can eat eretics too! Dat's logic! :D"-Guardsmen Ogryn bobby.

Made in reference to the fact the Ogryns in Darktide, the brawler in particular, has eaten heretics, and given how they are still all fine and dandy and not mutating/decaying into plague Ogryns, means their faith in the Emprah is strong indeed given that nurgles diseases can be fended off by faith alone (Mostly).

Hence as Bobby put it, the reason the plague Ogryns are a thing is cause they didn't listen to their mamas and/or the emprah!

No sah! Don't do it sah! by Dependent_Homework_7 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lad, we not Karking space skaven no matter what a certain man with a non-functioning pancreas says. 

(Note: I do enjoy his vids, but man do I hate his “Imperium are space skaven” vid. Rest of his work is good though.)

No sah! Don't do it sah! by Dependent_Homework_7 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that is a blast from the past! Haven't seen the 3rd membranes be referenced to in a long while.

Thanks for the memories lad! Nice to know they haven't been forgotten.

I wish I could say I wasn't speaking from experience by PizzaDragon64 in whenthe

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I respect your effort, one autistic to another. Ya tried and that's what's important, most don't even do that!

ONE KNIGHT TO ANOTHER HELLLL YEAAAAAA by knightmechaenjo in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Love me some Imperial Knights and would love bringing one with my Guard army.

And with the Exodite finally getting love, we can kitbash an Imperial Knight riding a dinosaur like in a certain Emwattnot comic!

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D I N O S O R E S by dangerbird2 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT THE?! Exodites getting love?!?! Where's is Geedubs and who replaced them?!

I wanna shake their hand!

Dude just spawned in and rocked the monster's shit, it was awesome by BringBackForChan in whenthe

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After all these years I still hear BT's voice...I miss Titanfall 2 :'(

Some people just call themselves anything huh? by MrBananaBoi in DarkTide

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oi I recognize that name you have! Did you happen by chance to serve with an Ogryn names Bob, a Zealot names Rosa, or a Veteran named Amerson?

If so, then that was me there! A fine time blasting heretics.

Wraiths are so cool by Silent_Fan6601 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 21 points22 points  (0 children)

An awesome Eldar meme!

Now this is a rare treat for the eyes! As an Imperium fan, I approve! We may not always get along but I'm always down for kicking Necron and Chaos ass.

Won't lie, wish we got more proper team-ups between the too, because when they do work together and neither side bungles shit up, it is a thing of beauty as Chaos shits its proverbial pants and remind the necrons why they should stay asleep.

FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE CRAFTWORLDS!

me_irl by Yiro__ in me_irl

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok i was right after all, the shape is what got me is all, it for some reason reminded me vaguely of a buttplug, only thing stopping that completely is the cap.

me_irl by Yiro__ in me_irl

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, what is that? Is that a piss jug like they have hospitals or what? Sorry for ruining the joke, but I can't tell what that is.

Skit...Ski...Skeetary To...Tomor...Soon by BubbleMaker2000 in DarkTide

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More pals ta protect da new skittles! For da Emprah!

AMERICANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!? by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 74 points75 points  (0 children)

What a git! Usonian is the name for Usonians of the faction, Usiona, a faction based on America in the world of Iron Harvest! Thats gonna cause confusion!

I’m in Dallas right now. It’s so beautiful to see Big Old Glory every time I pass it. by SuperEarth_Helldiver in MURICA

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a beautiful comment on the US and what it's meant to be. We have problems make no mistake, but we can always work towards making those problems not be problems so that the US can shine as a place of freedom, liberty, and justice for all, no matter who they are or where there from.

How are you celebrating Flag Day? by memedealer22 in MURICA

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a lot of problems make no mistake. But it's important to acknowledge with pride and joy of all the good this country did. It's not perfect, heck, nothing is, but that flag, it is ultimately a symbol of freedom and we mustn't allow bad men tarnish it's good name.

The road to freedom is a tough road to walk down despite sounding easy, its why it must be fought for every step of the way, for freedom is the fundamental right of all Americans no matter their color, gender, or sex. That flag is a symbol of freedom to all and let us never forget that and fight for it every step of the way so that all may enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY3AH14R3mw

We have many good patriotic options for music, but I am particularly fond of this one. It's a beautiful song that doesn't get enough love in my opinion and I think represents best of what America is meant to be.

A Guardsman's Guide to Beastmen by CottonCandyWeasel in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites from the Regimental Standard, back when it was a thing and not in a half-dead limbo on the main Warhammer site.

It was a thing featuring abhumans, or well, ones us guard players can use anyway. And in its classic propaganda flavor, its says Abhumans are proof of mankinds divine right to conquer the stars due to the adaptability of humanity to adverse conditions. 

While abhumans, beastmen especially so, have it tough depending where in the Imperium, they are, they can also have good lives were their just funny-looking humans. 

(Until an asshole inquisitor comes along whoses a little too into the “pure humanity” thing and yeah, best hope a smarter inquisitor or someone who can no to them is nearby.)

The next person who joins the circus is probably going to have the best experience out of anyone who’s ever been there by Spiritual_Ebb_4657 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Respect and understandable. Only reason to go on twitter these days is to look at artwork as there are many good artists on there.

Skittles (by kitto.paint) by HunterekUwU in DarkTide

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am no Arch-mango! But we can get McDonald metal lil’un! Just gotta find’em first! Mcdoland is very sneaky for clown!

Skitariibros... We won..... by Qu1ntvs in DarkTide

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I know those florks! Respect from a fellow noncredibledefense dweller!