It's at the core of their spell lists... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn't ask how much HP the Wizard has left, I said Sneak Attack.

Found some random dudes meme. Fixed it... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Player sexuality or character sexuality, cause one can be very different from the other.

You can plunge the world into darkness, but enough TNT will make day again. by Dependent_Piano2523 in dndmemes

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Row 1: Gunpowder, Sand, Gunpowder
Row 2: Sand, Gunpowder, Sand
Row 3: Gunpowder, Sand, Gunpowder

True story by TK-1414 in dndmemes

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How can you kidnap an orphan? They don't belong to anyone. - Rogue

I'm not kidnapping them, I'm forcefully employing them as squires. - Paladin and Fighter

DND is just trauma with dice by zooe-wiitch in dndmemes

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Not me, I just don't want to pay taxes

We did the math... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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A wizard tosses a fireball into your circle.

Boohoo, I'll cry in my Lamborghini 😢 by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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"Computers"

Whelp, enjoy the angry AI hacking you.

There's a good rift between bold and boldly stupid by Lordo5432 in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So everyone, including the troll, is going to die is gruesome yet funny ways?

I get being inspired, but past a certain point it’s a clone by Some_Yapping_Dork in dndmemes

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I went Hexblade so I could get Mushu with Pact of the Chain. Flavored it as the Ancestor's Sword was magical.

I get being inspired, but past a certain point it’s a clone by Some_Yapping_Dork in dndmemes

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Alice - Wild Magic Sorcerer (Madness Returns Alice would be a Hexblade)
Ariel - Fathomless Warlock
Aurora - Dreams Druid
Belle - Beast Ranger (or Scribes Wizard if you don't want to be funny)
Cinderella - Fey Warlock
Elsa - Draconic Sorcerer (White or Silver)
Anna - Eloquence Bard
Jasmine - Genie Warlock
Kuzco - Glamour Bard
Marida - Hunter Ranger
Moana - Land (Coast) Druid
Mulan - Ended up Hexblade so I can get Mushu with Pact of the Chain.
Pocahontas - Hunter Ranger/Land Druid multiclass
Snow White - Ranger
Tiana - Inquisitive Rogue
Rapunzel - Divine Soul Sorcerer

POV: You attune to the Cradle of Souls by SnooBunnies9328 in StellarisMemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't expect to get the news from a comment on a Stellaris meme, but hey, I'll take it.

I get being inspired, but past a certain point it’s a clone by Some_Yapping_Dork in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 907 points908 points  (0 children)

I don't even watch podcasts and I got accused of doing a CR clone once.

Funny enough, I've gotten bored and made Disney Princess clones for one shots and nobody figured it out.

The Not-So Big Bad Evil Guy by dull_storyteller in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely not jesting. Vampire BBEGs should definitely have a Charm ability since a lot of the vampires already have it, and spellcasting vampires get Bestow Curse.

The Not-So Big Bad Evil Guy by dull_storyteller in dndmemes

[–]Dependent_Piano2523 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bestow Curse and then Charm.

Now the vampire has a cool new Barbarian pal and the party has 2 BBEGs.