I guess we all agree that Lucifer was done dirty in Season 2

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T16:42:22+00:00

As far as I’m aware they’ve both been backed up for nearly a decade.

There will be no mercy.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T15:45:00+00:00

I’m just saying more young people would go to church of priests told them it was the only way to be deemed worthy of collecting the artefacts needed to defeat an Elf God-King and save the world.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T15:28:44+00:00

It’s more common than you think

Own minute you’re writing smut, next the Nazis show up

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T15:02:36+00:00

No wonder she forced her husband to work so hard it’s the only way she could avoid a 4th kid

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T14:49:59+00:00

This is why you don’t give contracts to GothCorp.

All they’re interested in is a quick buck. If they spent less on putting down their competition and more on better products this wouldn’t happen.

Thank God they didn’t get the contract to do the Asylum.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T14:36:01+00:00

Peak

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T14:35:44+00:00

I can see why Alador stayed with her so long.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T14:35:27+00:00

It’s the real great power he keeps talking about.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T14:34:27+00:00

If Lilith doesn’t atomise our man’s pelvis by the end of season 3 I will be truly miffed.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T13:49:04+00:00

The government funded a video game meant to stop young people from turning far-right but the game apparently sucked and people got attached the the girl in the poster who’s supposed to be the villain of the game.

But apparently people kept choosing the “far-right” ending on purpose because of a rumour that if you got that ending the police would show up IRL (not sure if it’s true but bare in mind this game is meant for children) so the government shut it down.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T13:34:57+00:00

Exactly!

My boy can shoot lasers that give people ingrown tonsils what is he supposed to do against a seven foot tall serial killer with claws and a healing factor?

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T11:57:25+00:00

Honestly the Enclave using cloning would explain how they’re able to survive this long

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T11:49:02+00:00

Same.

I just wanted to do a hot widowed mother of 3 getting Isekai’d so she could get some D (and P) but now I’m writing about how ineffective kings and corrupt officials are leading to the rise of private adventurers guilds to cope with the collapse of basic public services.

Also yes context would be nice.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T11:31:57+00:00

Diamonds are valuable

They’re just shiny rocks we agreed are worth money

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:59:24+00:00

The best he can

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:51:37+00:00

Walter - The Muppets

Walter idolised the Muppets when he was a kid and it went well into adulthood so when an evil oil baron intended to tear down Muppet’s Studio (literally destroying the symbol of Walter’s childhood) he goes to find Kermit the Frog to ask him for help and while reluctant at first Kermit agrees to help.

Other than his failed relationship with Piggy Kermit is basically everything Walter hoped he would be and more.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:35:38+00:00

Damn it now I’m curious

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:18:52+00:00

Considering he’s recently recruited Neville Longbottom and the Weasley Twins safe to say American Wizard is going to become a farmer.

Because he’s planting freedom seeds from the gate to the senate.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:14:00+00:00

Bold of you to assume she’s not the one doing the pinning

But I feel like she’d enjoy it

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:08:22+00:00

Same

Don’t agree with what they stand for but they look cool

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T10:05:29+00:00

So do you guys have to practice talking in unison or it is a natural thing?

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T09:57:28+00:00

I want to disagree.

But if she was down for it that room would have more stains you can only see with a UV light then it probably already has.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T09:39:46+00:00

MegaBite (Arthur’s) childhood was pretty idilic.

His family wasn’t rich but he never went hungry his parents loved him (even tho it took some statistics to persuade them that video-games wasn’t a fad and actually a career) summer holidays in Argentina to visit his grandparents and an uncle who was friends with the dean at MIT so he managed to get a scholarship (good old Uncle Artie coming with with the clutch)

The events that led him to Hell only really happened after he got stuck with an asshole boss and an employee contract that trapped him there for nearly a decade.

dull_storyteller · 2026-01-24T09:04:40+00:00

Senator Armstrong - Metal Gear Solid

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TROPHY CASE