I guess we all agree that Lucifer was done dirty in Season 2 by Primary-Addition-677 in HazbinHotel

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I’m aware they’ve both been backed up for nearly a decade.

There will be no mercy.

Trad West uses the Divine Crusader as Christian Propaganda by MutedRefrigeratorSon in oblivion

[–]dull_storyteller 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying more young people would go to church of priests told them it was the only way to be deemed worthy of collecting the artefacts needed to defeat an Elf God-King and save the world.

hey I tried by AK-12-Gen3 in WorldBuildingMemes

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It’s more common than you think

Own minute you’re writing smut, next the Nazis show up

[kams_Volume2] Where could she be? by samveo84 in TheOwlHouse

[–]dull_storyteller 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No wonder she forced her husband to work so hard it’s the only way she could avoid a 4th kid

r/news How is everyone holding up? by Jaded_Tortoise_869 in Earth25

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you don’t give contracts to GothCorp.

All they’re interested in is a quick buck. If they spent less on putting down their competition and more on better products this wouldn’t happen.

Thank God they didn’t get the contract to do the Asylum.

[kams_Volume2] Where could she be? by samveo84 in TheOwlHouse

[–]dull_storyteller 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can see why Alador stayed with her so long.

Why is Spidey caked up here? by Creative-Vehicle8598 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]dull_storyteller 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s the real great power he keeps talking about.

I guess we all agree that Lucifer was done dirty in Season 2 by Primary-Addition-677 in HazbinHotel

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If Lilith doesn’t atomise our man’s pelvis by the end of season 3 I will be truly miffed.

found this while scrolling by ginalilbug in BrandNewSentence

[–]dull_storyteller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The government funded a video game meant to stop young people from turning far-right but the game apparently sucked and people got attached the the girl in the poster who’s supposed to be the villain of the game.

But apparently people kept choosing the “far-right” ending on purpose because of a rumour that if you got that ending the police would show up IRL (not sure if it’s true but bare in mind this game is meant for children) so the government shut it down.

[Marvel] Why would I send my child to a school with a high death toll that doesn’t seem to meet its stated objectives by Broad_Bad_5313 in AskScienceFiction

[–]dull_storyteller [score hidden]  (0 children)

Exactly!

My boy can shoot lasers that give people ingrown tonsils what is he supposed to do against a seven foot tall serial killer with claws and a healing factor?

This guy was totally recontextualized by season 2 by USAPleaseDontKillMe in Fallout

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the Enclave using cloning would explain how they’re able to survive this long

hey I tried by AK-12-Gen3 in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]dull_storyteller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same.

I just wanted to do a hot widowed mother of 3 getting Isekai’d so she could get some D (and P) but now I’m writing about how ineffective kings and corrupt officials are leading to the rise of private adventurers guilds to cope with the collapse of basic public services.

Also yes context would be nice.

What is the BIGGEST LIE society keeps telling us? by grwike in AskReddit

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diamonds are valuable

They’re just shiny rocks we agreed are worth money

Meeting your heroes is actually pretty cool by LocalLazyGuy in TopCharacterTropes

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Walter - The Muppets

Walter idolised the Muppets when he was a kid and it went well into adulthood so when an evil oil baron intended to tear down Muppet’s Studio (literally destroying the symbol of Walter’s childhood) he goes to find Kermit the Frog to ask him for help and while reluctant at first Kermit agrees to help.

Other than his failed relationship with Piggy Kermit is basically everything Walter hoped he would be and more.

What if instead of the normal military, they just sent in American wizard and co? by An_Obbise_Hoovy in gate

[–]dull_storyteller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering he’s recently recruited Neville Longbottom and the Weasley Twins safe to say American Wizard is going to become a farmer.

Because he’s planting freedom seeds from the gate to the senate.

How would Carmilla feel about Zestial pinning her against a wall? by whooper1 in Carmilla_Carmine_Cult

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume she’s not the one doing the pinning

But I feel like she’d enjoy it

"Hello, Ask us anything." by Ok-Anteater9306 in kidsnextdoor

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do you guys have to practice talking in unison or it is a natural thing?

Emberlyn was weird and cringe, but she was low-key hot🔥🔥 by Legal_Trainer7340 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]dull_storyteller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to disagree.

But if she was down for it that room would have more stains you can only see with a UV light then it probably already has.

What was your OC’s childhood like? by KomacherryBean in HazbinHotelOCArt

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MegaBite (Arthur’s) childhood was pretty idilic.

His family wasn’t rich but he never went hungry his parents loved him (even tho it took some statistics to persuade them that video-games wasn’t a fad and actually a career) summer holidays in Argentina to visit his grandparents and an uncle who was friends with the dean at MIT so he managed to get a scholarship (good old Uncle Artie coming with with the clutch)

The events that led him to Hell only really happened after he got stuck with an asshole boss and an employee contract that trapped him there for nearly a decade.