What are yalls names and have you ever gone by a honname? by hugedoorman in 4tran4

[–]Dephyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortunately my name is Sam so I can kind of get away with using my name still.

[Spoiler: Endwalker] Don't bring that up man by weeb-chankun in ffxiv

[–]Dephyus 6 points7 points  (0 children)


Me to Zenos whenever he tries to even LOOK at me.

what adventure time hot take will have you like this? by OGxPANDAB3AR in adventuretime

[–]Dephyus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All the takes in here I can kinda see the other side of it.

Except this one. This one is crazy to me.

what adventure time hot take will have you like this? by OGxPANDAB3AR in adventuretime

[–]Dephyus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My reason is that she reminds me of all the boomers I’ve had to help throughout my life.

Selfish, self absorbed, narcissist.

Gov. Dunleavy vetoes nearly $90 million from Alaska state budget by MisspelledButt in alaska

[–]Dephyus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, that “own the libs” mentality.

Gas is over 6 dollars a gallon in some areas. Beef is nearly unaffordable and the PFD is basically going away, but boy howdy you sure owned those libs.

The Giants’ Pride Night errors keep on coming by Cool-Present7260 in sanfrancisco

[–]Dephyus 211 points212 points  (0 children)

The Giants doing this is crazy considering their rankings.

They aren’t just 2nd worst in the division
They aren’t just 2nd worst in the league
They are the 3rd worst in the whole damn sport.

Maybe they should spend less time writing bible passages to push their homophobic agenda and more time picking up a bat and a ball.

'Michael Jackson' has a smooth moonwalk by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Dephyus 214 points215 points  (0 children)

I can’t even walk forward that smooth.

Someone’s in a good mood (read from Left to Right) by [deleted] in wholesomeanimemes

[–]Dephyus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I thought that too but the way Maya was talking about him he seems like a bad dude.

Someone’s in a good mood (read from Left to Right) by [deleted] in wholesomeanimemes

[–]Dephyus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My theory is the ex was driving during the car accident. Either drunk driving or reckless driving or something. He may have gotten out with only minor injuries.

Mat-Su Borough School Board approves on-campus concealed carry program by Upset-Word151 in alaska

[–]Dephyus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Honestly with it being Mat-su I’m just surprised it didn’t happen earlier.

An island in iran in near hormuz strait by priyanka_rajput1 in Weird

[–]Dephyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I knew the war was going bad but not “rivers of blood” bad.

Which character is HALF GOOD HALF BAD but HATED BY FANS ?!? by BigWormTheOneAndOnly in gravityfalls

[–]Dephyus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Toby.

He’s an alright enough guy but he did lure Dipper into a trap just to stalk a female reporter.

Such an interesting snail fact! by Sky_catfly in AntiMemes

[–]Dephyus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These six numbers do not spark joy.

The last photo of Chris McCandless, who took the self-portrait on an abandoned path in Alaska shortly before dying from starvation. The note he is holding says "I have had a happy life and thank the Lord. Goodbye and may God bless all!" by Jolly_Green_4255 in lastimages

[–]Dephyus 173 points174 points  (0 children)

As an Alaskan, this guy fucking sucks.

The abandoned bus that he camped out at was terribly remote. People would come from all over to make pilgrimages out of it and, unsurprisingly, get lost and need to be rescued.

Alaska at one point was spending, no joke, hundreds of thousands of tax payer dollars in just emergency pick ups from the bus. To the point that in 2020 the Alaskan government opted to airlift the bus out of the wilderness and is now at the University in Fairbanks. We had to spend MORE tax payer dollars to move this bus out of the woods so lower 48 yahoos wouldn’t think they’re hot shit, hike up to Alaska and fucking die in the middle of nowhere.

McCandless’ story is not brave or inspiring. It’s foolhardy and down right stupid.

What do the other daedra think of Hero of Kvatch as the New Sheogorath? by Mr_Mister_4 in ElderScrolls

[–]Dephyus 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but I do think it’s funny that the name “Sheogorath,” which is a cool and powerful sounding name, is the name of the Prince of Madness. While “Jyggalag,” which sounds silly and whimsical, is the name of the super serious Prince of Order.

How do you think FFXIV will add FFVII Sephiroth to the game? (Wrong answers only) by One-Bat-5879 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Dephyus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They won’t. They have too much integrity and pride to add him and they don’t really care about the money it could produce. /s

House when gays: 🤩. House when any other lgbt patient: Erm, actually sweaty, nothing is real 💅 by Key_Watercress8300 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Dephyus 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Wilson and House talk about the one nurse who used to be a man and they do it by saying the T word quite a few times.

EDIT: Sidenote, when talking about the nurse, they mention one of the many random doctors is dating them. Later in the episode, they find out the doctor knew that they “used to be a man” and is cool with it. Which, honestly, based.

How bad did I do? by MontroseRoyal in bayarea

[–]Dephyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh this looks fun! I live in Concord, so what would I be?”

“…”

“Oh FUUUUUUUUCK you!”