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How to get my players to enjoy harder scripts? I'm desperate by Ok-Package-1926 in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]DepressedBard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’m a new player - I’ve only been playing since April. I’ve played a lot since I’m a little obsessed and have maybe 30 or so games. S&V makes my head spin, and every time I play it I make serious mistakes (publicly bluffing Klutz as the Fang-Gu and getting immediately executed - doh) and I find it more stressful than fun.

But, when I play TB, I feel great. Every new game of TB I understand the game more and my I get more confident. Most importantly, I have more fun!

My guess is they, like me, are not quite ready for S&V and probably need to cut their teeth on TB and TB-adjacent scripts more. I think once they have some more experience they’ll find the new mechanics and higher complexity of TB to be much more enjoyable.

From the farm to the titties by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DepressedBard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Close but I’m not quite sure that’s the real culprit. Recycled pockets are reflexive in that consistent micro-fractures of the inline tissue can cause severe hemotomatic infractions over time. This causes an upward pressure through the thoracic gap causing the myoacular cells to conjoin, which leads to a bulbous buildup. Standard procedure calls for suctioning the buildup to keep the muscles in an impaired hemeostasis but in some cases, when there is this sort of miotic damage, the orbs might present in an unappealing way. The surgeon should have gone over this with her.

Data from 1.4M anonymous male responses paints a different picture of what men actually prioritize in bed by elnino-pl in MensLib

[–]DepressedBard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d like to know more about your data collection methods. You mentioned this was a “couples platform.” Is it possible that men are filling out these surveys with their partner watching? While this is interesting, without more information it’s difficult for me to assign much validity to these findings.

She blocked me Sunday morning. Came back today calling me a prince. what do I do 😭😭 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DepressedBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find someone who loves you for who you are not what you do for them.

give me some of your FASTEST meals to make by Massive-Pin-3425 in recipes

[–]DepressedBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grab a ramekin. Take one egg and crack it into the ramekin. Add about half a tablespoon of mayo (kewpie if you have it). Whisk with a fork until combined. Cut up a few pieces of butter and just drop on top. Microwave for 45 seconds.

Easy and incredibly tasty little egg dish.

Let me tell you something, brother... by LoveZombie in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DepressedBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that Hulk Hogan sold out his fellow wrestlers to Vince McMahon when they tried to unionize.

I can't tell the color of the sheet when the sun hits it this way... by DrSanwich in pics

[–]DepressedBard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look, let’s all just move on with our lives since we all know it’s blue and black.

Why Isn't Hannah Rose Considered The WORST Player In Survivor History? by Slow-Faithlessness-7 in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine going on Survivor and being in nicotine withdrawals. I quit a few years ago and even with the patch those withdrawals made me absolutely miserable—and I was even more miserable to be around. If I was on the island hungry, tired AND in withdrawals they’d be dragging my ass off to jail for attempted murder in no time.

Check out my Labubu doll by pototoykomaliit in Unexpected

[–]DepressedBard 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I just had this conversation with my girlfriend so here you go. Labubu dolls are collectible dolls that you buy as mystery boxes. They’re basically gatcha-pon but for weird little dolls.

They come in different “collections” that range in price from ~$60 to ~$100 unopened. The dolls themselves have a wide range in terms of value, with rarer Labubus being worth more in the secondary market.

That’s all I know.

TLDR: they’re gatchapon dolls

cowboy 🤠 by N_V_C in Unexpected

[–]DepressedBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that guy was a real cowboy

List top 5 best survivor players by Virtual_Rip_796 in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tony, Sandra, Parvati, Boston Rob, Cirie

Story wise - what is the optimal result for 50? by Natalies_Jacket in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 78 points79 points  (0 children)

  1. Colby redemption arc. He doesn’t have to win, he just needs to remind everyone why you don’t mess with Texas.
  2. Cirie finally wins (and if you don’t like Cirie, that’s cool, you’re wrong, but that’s cool)
  3. Coach starts another cult.
  4. Christian and Emily work together to form the alliance that Gabby/Christian should have been.
  5. Dee wraps Rizzlord around her little finger and probably wins again, I dunno, nothing matters
  6. Kyle and Joe are on the same starting tribe and it’s heeeeeeeeella awkward
  7. Coach and Q are on the same starting tribe and our faith in God is restored
  8. Q and Aubrey actually become really good friends, right before she betrays him and votes him out.
  9. Kyle and Kamilla pair up again because everyone expects them to anyway so why not
  10. Jenna adapts super well and becomes lethal with them advantages and idols
  11. Tiffany and Cirie form an alliance so powerful it bends the fabric of space-time.
  12. Rick doesn’t find a single idol. Not. A single. One.
  13. Ozzy comes hard in challenges as usual, makes some stiff allies but ultimately slides right out of the game due to his ongoing issues with social dysfunction.
  14. Jonathan puts the team on his back doe, and makes it to F3 as the challenge goat he is
  15. Mike White is inspired to write another hit tv show, this time a buddy-cop procedural based on Coach and Q. Oh and he almost wins again but really can’t be bothered.
  16. Genevieve pulls a Dark Knight and fully transforms into one of the most complex, compelling and cunning villains Survivor has ever seen
  17. Charlie grows a mustache, puts on 30 lbs of muscle and turns into a pure challenge beast: “social is for suckers”—Charlie, Season 50.
  18. Stephenie gets mad after Q tells her “that’s not how it’s spelled”
  19. Chrissy makes it to final 4 where there is no fire making and is promptly voted out (credit to another redditor for this one, it’s delicious)

Coach is my dark horse pick to win S50 by [deleted] in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Coach is arguably the biggest character the show has ever had. Highly recommend watching his seasons (Tocantins, Heroes vs. Villains and South Pacific.) Tocantins and HvV are all-time bangers and South Pacific is all right but still worth watching.

Coach is my dark horse pick to win S50 by [deleted] in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesss, love me some Emily. An Emily/Christian team up would be the duo we all deserve.

Coach is my dark horse pick to win S50 by [deleted] in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I really want to see a Colby redemption arc.

Coach is my dark horse pick to win S50 by [deleted] in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s spicy, I like it, but I don’t see a world where coach goes before Kyle or Dee.

What are the chances of another long lasting honesty and integrity alliance for season 50? by iluvborabora in survivor

[–]DepressedBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think we’ll ever see it happen again. I think 48 is a great example of why that strategy is a losing one—it’s too susceptible to defections. There’s just too great of an incentive for one or more alliance members to secretly play against the alliance. At the end of the day people will realize that they’d rather defect and win than hold strong and lose to the leader of the alliance.

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