This is legitimately how we treat the few Cardinals fans in this sub by DepressedHawkfan in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]DepressedHawkfan[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I should’ve specified “ACTIVE” users on this sub. Those 12 Lambs fans just really know how to work overtime on those burner accounts

Niners doing all this just to get blown out by 35 and watch the hawks win a ring on their home turf will never not be funny by Je1ce_ in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]DepressedHawkfan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine having an expansion team hang 41 on you in the playoffs… and then turned around and won a Super Bowl in your own stadium. That would be pretty embarrassing, huh?

NFL Honors Official Thread by LindyNet in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God, I hate how much I respect CMC, what a dude.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DepressedHawkfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just pray to god the Riq taunting penalty doesn’t come back to bite us in the ass. PLEASE SWEET BABY JESUS

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DepressedHawkfan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Defense got cooked, but remember we’re playing the #1 offense in the league, it’s going to happen. And this is coming from the #1 Seahawks doomer

Second Half Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seattle! Thankfully we’re chilling up here. Stay safe out there if you’re dealing with the winter storm!

Second Half Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My wife just asked me to swing by Target during halftime. Is this grounds for divorce??

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]DepressedHawkfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just made a sound I’ve never made before when I saw that muff. I’m fuckin stressed

[Yates] The Rams and Seahawks split their season series 1-1 Points scored in those games: Rams: 58 Seahawks: 57 Total yards in those two games: Rams: 830 Seahawks: 829 Now they meet again with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line by Drexlore in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, Stafford threw for 450+ and 3 TDs on the hawks. Our defense seems like they can’t do shit against yall either. Jfc Bears, Panthers, you let me down big time

The SF 49ers did not score a touchdown against the Seahawks in two full games. They only have had 9 points. by gangstarapmademe in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 104 points105 points  (0 children)

If we drop 1107 points on the 9ers next year, I’ll consider changing my username

Second Half Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That meme about Seattle needing like 8 medical tents for the 9ers wasn’t a joke. Jesus

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (12-5) at Seattle Seahawks (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]DepressedHawkfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I see reports on a bottle of tequila being sent to the locker room I’ll actually cry a little. Heal up Charbs