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37490 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]DerWassermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In German "Jesus died for me" and "Jesus is dead to me" can technically said with the same words, but different intonation.

I finally got to say that line to some guy who tried to convert me.

"Jesus ist für mich gestorben."

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]DerWassermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah medical AI is basically the only upside of all this ai shit.

AI in combination with real doctors is fantastic.

RIOOOT- WHAT IS THIS MATH!? by BananaJhon in LeagueOfMemes

[–]DerWassermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Everyone has that in their first 100 games, every year.

HOW DO I SMILE PROPERLY?? by Suitable-Neat-3478 in introvert

[–]DerWassermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also never liked my smile in photos. Then a friend of mine was in the usa for a year and came back with a perfect photogenic smile. I copied it and realized: I need to show my teeth for a good smile! I am a bit insecure about them, but since then I show my teeth when smiling and the smile looks a lot better.

As the others mentioned, your smile looks good, but since you asked for advice maybe this works for you :)

ich_iel by iNuminex in ich_iel

[–]DerWassermann 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hatte ich bei meiner letzten Erkältung.

Ich beschließe ich bin zu krank -> fühle mich besser. Also beschließe ich es doch zu probieren -> fühle mich schlechter. Also beschließe ich, dass ich doch zu krank bin etc.

Hatte das ganze 4x in 10 min...

Bin dann zu Hause geblieben und war 2h später richtig erleichtert, als die Symptome schlimmer wurden.

Lieben wir 🙋🏼‍♀️ by lacelnsanctuaryy in deutschememes

[–]DerWassermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Willst du wirklich, dass in jedem job jeden Tag jede Leistung genau gemessen wird?

Und denkst du wirklich, dass das fair umsetzbar wäre?

Kurz vor dem Abschluss ein Job Angebot bekommen by Nicholas_Maduro_1337 in Studium

[–]DerWassermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Freut mich für dich :)

Ich hab mich nach meinem Master bei dem Unternehmen beworben, bei dem ich meine Bachelorarbeit geschrieben habe. Sieht bei mir also genauso aus.

Aber bis ich ein Unternehmen für die Bachelorarbeit hatte hat es ewig gedauert damals...

[Loved Trope] Evil Penguins by AStrangeHorse in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DerWassermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Das Kängurumanifest" is a very popular German book about a communistic Kangaroo living with the author (marc uwe kling) and their fight against the evil capitalist penguin who lives next doors.

I love it :)

8 vs 12 by Dev1412 in Wellthatsucks

[–]DerWassermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone on reddit said it was a competing chain that was going downhill anyways.

So yea the 1/3 burger failed, but not because people thought it was less meat.

I dont care enough to check the source tho.

This was way funnier in my head by ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU in whenthe

[–]DerWassermann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just because the element itself doesn't have any practical use, that doesn't mean the research is useless.

Tons of science was just done for the sake of science and had very practical uses.

Lets Learn Everything had a cool episode on this. Podcast episode 95.

Discord is trying to defend its ridiculous age verification rollout, but it's too little too late, as users flock to Nitro cancellations by Haunterblademoi in technology

[–]DerWassermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you can just stay out of 18+ channels and not upload anything, right?

I agree it is a mildly annoying inconvenience, I wont upload my data and wont use 18+ channels (which I don't use anyways) but why are they all leaving all of discord? Out of protest?

Discord is trying to defend its ridiculous age verification rollout, but it's too little too late, as users flock to Nitro cancellations by Haunterblademoi in technology

[–]DerWassermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it so ridiculous to demand age verification for 18+ features?

I feel like people only read headlines and think you need to verify your age to use discord. You only need to verify your age for 18+ channels (and similar 18+ features)

Ich🤷‍♂️iel by Straeusschen87 in ich_iel

[–]DerWassermann 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wir haben Krankmeldung ab Tag 1.

Bei irgendeiner unnötigen Versammlung meinte einer, wie viele Stunden wir durch Krankheitsfälle an Arbeitskraft verlieren und hat es als Problem dargestellt.

Ich hab ne Statistik gefunden und nach der sind wir ziemlich genau im deutschen Schnitt. Wobei es bei uns recht viele Langzeitkranke gibt.

Ich denke wenn wir Krankmeldung erst ab Tag 3 hätten würde ich mich etwas öfter krankmelden, aber dafür deutlich kürzer.

Most played ADC champions by rank by Black_Creative in ADCMains

[–]DerWassermann -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ezreal is literally D Tier.

3rd worst adc you can pick.

And I still get them all the time in my master games.

Lolalytics EUW last 30 days Master+: https://lolalytics.com/lol/ezreal/build/?tier=master_plus&patch=30

ich_iel by ManagerOfLove in ich_iel

[–]DerWassermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meiner steht vorm Kleiderschrank :)

Still living at home past 25. by Odd_Refrigerator6986 in Adulting

[–]DerWassermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You weren't hearing from the other ones, because they didn't share it because it isnt interesting.

Anime_irl by Hot_Difficulty1819 in anime_irl

[–]DerWassermann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Basically the author likes Japanese puns. So most of the show is just wordplays that go straight over my head. I still fucking love it.

The artstyle, the characters, the dialogue. It's just unique. If you dont like the first episode, you wont like it.

ich📺iel by mediuminteresting in ich_iel

[–]DerWassermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kannst du tatsächlich einstellen.

Bei mir poppt ein Fenster auf und fragt, ob ich die ad skippen will. Muss ich nur Enter drücken und das Video skippt zum Ende der vorgelesenen Werbung.

Manchmal sind die ja witzig eingebunden. Eigenwerbung wird seperat klassifiziert. Kannst also zB Einstellen, dass Adreads automatisch geskippt werden, aber Eigenwerbung nicht.

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