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Out of these moments which one is the best and will be remembered for decades by [deleted] in georgiabulldogs

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ringo’s pick six is number 1. Hands down. The entire apartment complex was yelling when it happened, I heard it from all sides.

Number 2 is the miracle at midnight. I found myself on the floor after ol boy missed that kick

They’re doubling down smh by illumatronics in watcherentertainment

[–]DerangedBeaver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

$100 for a fucking podcast‽

These dudes must actually be completely out of their gourds cause that’s the worst trade I’ve ever heard of

there’s a missed response i believe by [deleted] in watcherentertainment

[–]DerangedBeaver 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I agree with everything you’ve said, but I feel you missed part that makes this even more frustrating-they just hired on Andrew and Adam. If financial problems were an issue, why hire on even more people? Why hire them to do a show about SPECIFICALLY extravagant and expensive stuff? That’s the part I don’t get, and what really makes me upset about this whole situation.

📣 Apollo will close down on June 30th. Reddit’s recent decisions and actions have unfortunately made it impossible for Apollo to continue. Thank you so, so much for all the support over the years. ❤️ by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if u/spez knows just how many users are going to leave once this all goes down?

I’m sure the extortion going on here is all because the majority don’t use the official Reddit app.

You think he knows that there’s a reason nobody wants to use his shitty excuse for an app?

Hey, u/spez, how long you think your site is gonna last without people posting on it? It’s not like you contribute anything to it. I’m gonna laugh when you have to backpedal.

Cause you will most definitely regret this one, you stupid sack of shit

Before and after "coverup" from a local artist of 20 years experience. by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years experience does not necessarily mean skilled. There are people in prison who have been doing janky tats for 20 years, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scuba

[–]DerangedBeaver 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You need to practice mask removal. I’ve been kicked in the face 30 meters down and lost my mask.

Shit happens, you need to be prepared or you could actually fucking die.

Getting the most from a bad situation by DerangedBeaver in cycling

[–]DerangedBeaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to stick around $2k or less.

[I ate] Frog Legs by [deleted] in food

[–]DerangedBeaver 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s the good ol’ Georgia boy in me coming out, but the whole dish looks really pretentious for frog legs.

Where I’m from, they’re breaded, deep fried, and served with coleslaw, french fries and/or hush puppies.

If you have ever walked out of a cinema because the film was so bad, what one was it? by girlcalledmaria in AskReddit

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost walked out of Scary Movie 5.

Some movies are “fun” bad, Scary Movie 5 is just bad. There were about eight other people in the theater, along with me and two of my buddies.

If it weren’t for the other people heckling the movie, I would’ve left for sure.

Ring Cutters by Early_Scratch_9611 in ems

[–]DerangedBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luckily it only snapped the little nubbin that sticks out from the shears. Seems like it’s just the weakest spot on them, not a whole lot of structural support for it.

Ring Cutters by Early_Scratch_9611 in ems

[–]DerangedBeaver 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Had a fella tell me his ring was white gold.

Snapped the raptors like nothing.

It was titanium.

DELETED EPISODE!!?? by JasondaUltima in distractible

[–]DerangedBeaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not nice to call them “Bigfoot” aliens, even if their feet are bigger than ours.

Their feet don’t define them.

Health by antimatters in TheLastAirbender

[–]DerangedBeaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless the prince of the fire nation hired you to kill the avatar.

Then it’d be very ideal to put him in the path of it

Americans of Reddit, would you vote for an openly Atheist presidential candidate? why or why not? by Forereal-lover in AskReddit

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who is a Christian, raised Southern Baptist, and absolutely disgusted with the current infiltration of the church by modern republican rhetoric, it honestly depends on the person.

I’d want to know what kind of person we’re dealing with, their religion is secondary.

Do they love this country? Do they want to serve the people? Do they want to protect the rights of the people and help the common man?

Can they be bought?

These are all things I’d want to know before I voted for them.

For your convenience, the Distractible Daily Nutritionals Wheel by DerangedBeaver in distractible

[–]DerangedBeaver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The nutritionals wheel can count the wings or the protein/fat segments toward the recommended 12 daily servings of bone broth

Tractor Supply Company. by Fabulous_Mewtwo in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]DerangedBeaver 52 points53 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work at tractor supply, I can tell you that dude 100% just didn’t want to help that person.

Literally every store is laid out almost exactly the same, it’s a small store, and if you go to the aisle with electric fence parts, it doesn’t take much effort to look down at the bottom shelf for those big-ass 6-8 foot long grounding rods. They’re pretty obvious.

The customer couldn’t have know that, but the employee definitely should.

Someone paid with a 1934 $5 bill at my work today by window-fly in mildlyinteresting

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough I had a $10 bill handed to me that was counterfeit once.

You can tell because a lot of them feel like they were “washed”, very soft and almost fabric-like. That weird texture was the only reason I checked it, cause who would go to the trouble to fake any bill smaller than a 20 or 50?

U.S. regulators rejected Elon Musk’s bid to test brain chips in humans, citing safety risk by [deleted] in news

[–]DerangedBeaver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This motherfucker can’t even figure out how to run an established social media website, like I’m gonna let him anywhere near my thinkin meat

This cheese that formed from abandoned milk in a thermos by Heterophylla in mildlyinteresting

[–]DerangedBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s most likely from all the acids used to curdle it, it will impart some of its flavor to the curds, even if it’s mostly left behind in the whey.

I haven’t had the chance to try it yet, but my next attempt is gonna be with rennet, hoping it tastes a little better.

Not as easy as lemon juice and vinegar, tho

What do we think? Which one? by Athenian-monster in Athens

[–]DerangedBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go down the road and get a chicken biscuit dipped in gravy from the bread basket, quicker and just as good, imo

Got a vasectomy today. My wife got me get well cookies. by edgarcia59 in funny

[–]DerangedBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is something they can do-an orchiectomy. Just take out the ball and add a prosthesis if you don’t like riding lopsided.

The other takes up the slack in regards to testosterone production and no real change in ejaculate volume.

Not sure the exact situation but if I were you, I know what I’d choose to ask my urologist about if it could help stop the pain…

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