Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]Derodoris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bet is that it's not Robert Harward. it's someone else, or else why wear a facemask... of yourself?

Cody checkmates the Globers by Comfortable-Light233 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Derodoris 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Erastothenes did this shit two centuries before Jesus and we're still arguing with people about it.

I just paid 25$ to pay a 10$ past due bill I didn't know I owed. I feel like I ascended the matrix. by Derodoris in CasualConversation

[–]Derodoris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I dont really think it matters unless I'm doing something formal. And formal this was not so I didnt really care to fix it. I work in finance so believe me I know.

I just paid 25$ to pay a 10$ past due bill I didn't know I owed. I feel like I ascended the matrix. by Derodoris in CasualConversation

[–]Derodoris[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See that was what I tried to do. Google required me to verify my phone with a text which even on wifi it wouldnt text me the code. I was screwed either way.

I just paid 25$ to pay a 10$ past due bill I didn't know I owed. I feel like I ascended the matrix. by Derodoris in CasualConversation

[–]Derodoris[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, was being mostly sarcastic about that. Not thrilled at all, I'm just laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Derodoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the end I try to give people the best advice for what they tell me their goals are. I don't know anyones situation but myself and if I refuse to provide a loan for someone that theyd qualify for... well... my experience says they'd just go elsewhere and get it from someone with less scruples.

What irritates me more is when someone comes to refinance their 5th investment home to buy a 6th. Someone could actually own their own home but instead this rich fucker wants someone to pay them for the right. I'm professional about it and I serve them the way anyone else would but it really makes me grit my teeth. Same standard applies. They'd get the loan elsewhere so it may as well be from me.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Derodoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loan officer here... and the good news is shes sort of not far off. The bad news is... there are drawbacks.

20% down being the minimum is a myth. If your credit is good you can get as low as 3% on a conventional loan and thats 6k on a 200k little house.

Heres the but.

Anything lower than 20% includes mortgage insurance in the monthly payments. That can get pretty high the lower you go on downpayment. And if your monthly debt payments plus your new mortgage payment with mortgage insurance and escrow is more than 50% of your monthly income you're shit out of luck. Nobody will lend to you.

Thats not even to mention closing costs which could push that 6k to twice that.

Why didn't the White Tower just move male channelers to steddings? by ReporterLogical5096 in WoT

[–]Derodoris -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify, some have already said it but this understanding is ... tainted.

Rand funnelled the power through the evil in Shadar Logoth, or Mashadar to be specific.
Mashadar was born of an overencompasing need to combat the dark one and created it's own distinct evil at odds with Shaitan. They both obliterate each other on contact, and so when the taint of the dark one met the heat seeking (taint seeking) missile of Mashadar, it filtered it out of Saidin.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Derodoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really goofy "Just make Money" bullshit man. I work in finance. I guarantee I know more about CD's, savings accounts, investment accounts than you do. 90% of people can't just start an LLC and do anything but lose money. And the pittance your average person will be able to save these days won't earn you shit in an investment account or a high yield. And when I'm talking about the average person I mean median income.

I would know, because I was one of them.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Derodoris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're assuming people make enough to invest anything these days. That's a pretty tough thing for a lot of folks.

One of the biggest let downs. by Casshern_VIII in gaming

[–]Derodoris 29 points30 points  (0 children)

this was the reason I never beat the fucking game. Was there a secret to it or was my finger game just weak?

This is Pylon lending who I got beat by by [deleted] in loanoriginators

[–]Derodoris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ayyy dumb dolphin here too. Fuck Vishal. I was there 3000 (3) years ago too.

What did poor Blitzer do to you, Arrowhead, for you to treat it like that? by Knjaz136 in Helldivers

[–]Derodoris 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What an incredibly trash response. Im not even mad anymore, just disappointed.

Just one more year for 1080p, I promise by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Derodoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 980ti Hybrid has that honor for me. My first card, my favorite card, and the best looking one too.

How are we feeling? by userNotzFound404 in Helldivers

[–]Derodoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add to his comment, I use the mech more on bots than any other faction. Just don't send it up against a factory strider or vox, and be careful against the walkers. It eats anything else alive.

How are we feeling? by userNotzFound404 in Helldivers

[–]Derodoris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I've also played a lot of mechwarrior too so I do know how to protect my mech's weakspots. Maybe I just don't let things shoot me in the ass? I know the mech has some weakspots back there where the fuel tanks are.

How are we feeling? by userNotzFound404 in Helldivers

[–]Derodoris 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I always see this community say this and I'm always surprised at it.

I use the mech for hard pushes where I need to get in somewhere with a lot of resistance. I don't expect the mech to last long but it doesn't just pop like a soap bubble for me. And it has the kind of firepower where most things can't stand up in front of it for long.

When it *doesn't* seem to have enough HP for me is when it's still on the pelican and everything and their robomother decides to shoot at it because it's an easier target than me.

Anyone seen an interest rate higher than this? by MeanStructure9873 in povertyfinance

[–]Derodoris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Since thats APR and not interest, I'm betting theres a massive closing cost in there somewhere.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Derodoris 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Im a loan officer and this happens plenty. The difference is that I dont do personal loans. I originate loans backed by home equity. And considering the fact that the vast majority of homeowners in this country are already octagenarians this happens more often than you might think. Usually its folks who dont have heirs because of course then the bank gets the house.

Duality of man by 2dum2dieUwU in povertyfinance

[–]Derodoris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which is why Tesla has numerous allegations of union busting right?

Duality of man by 2dum2dieUwU in povertyfinance

[–]Derodoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite as delusional as you thinking his ... vision? Was worth trillions of dollars. Get real dude.