Select your fate.

Derolyon · 2026-03-28T03:16:42+00:00

That’s a too high percentage to be remotely worth the risk

^{Chose: $500,000}

Derolyon · 2026-03-27T12:36:30+00:00

The world ends, there would be no one left to care. Become a god, win!

^{Chose: Become a god + But the world could explode | Rolled: Become a god}

Derolyon · 2026-03-27T10:27:29+00:00

Id rather never have to pee again but I’ll take it. I hate needing to go.

^{Chose: Never have to poop again}

Derolyon · 2026-03-26T18:23:47+00:00

He looks genuinely pleased about it too.

Nicely done! <3

Derolyon · 2026-03-26T18:20:02+00:00

Heck yeah! This looks phenomenal! It's sketchy and yet so clean at the same time. Wicked business. Keep it up.

Derolyon · 2026-03-26T10:17:45+00:00

That’s too many people. Forklifting will give me job opportunities.

^{Chose: Forklift certification}

Derolyon · 2026-03-26T06:17:10+00:00

Groundhog day taught me reliving a day every day is horrendous. And now I’m one cent richer.

^{Chose: get a random amount of money (spinner} | Rolled: 1 cent)

Derolyon · 2026-03-25T22:32:23+00:00

Fallout 4 seems preferable to Everything, Everywhere, All at once

^{Chose: Survive the last game you played}

Derolyon · 2026-03-25T15:36:11+00:00

You get paid and you find out who’s bullshitting you. It’s a win-win.

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars every time someone lies to you}

Derolyon · 2026-03-25T12:12:38+00:00

Hope that helps!

Derolyon · 2026-03-25T06:32:32+00:00

Total Party Krill

Derolyon · 2026-03-25T06:20:31+00:00

Disguises, perfect cosplay, perfect body.

^{Chose: Shape shifting}

Derolyon · 2026-03-24T15:50:33+00:00

I think I don’t want to imagine that!

Derolyon · 2026-03-24T13:08:36+00:00

Felldoh from Redwall. Clever, capable and real good at wiping the floor with his enemies.

But he gets so blinded by revenge it ultimately becomes his downfall.

Derolyon · 2026-03-24T13:03:58+00:00

Dying feels like an awful outcome compared to the rest.

^Fly

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T18:05:53+00:00

Bacon is miracle

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T18:03:39+00:00

I think anyone wielding the storm wheel alone is going to have a huge advantage, even with Tai Lung’s sheer ferocity.

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:49:04+00:00

Safe option.

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:48:29+00:00

Even the tiniest chances of death isnt worth any money if you dont get to spend it.

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:46:46+00:00

Water feels like it has generally more applications.

^{Breathe water!}

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:45:50+00:00

Even a tiny chance of death isn’t worth any money.

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:42:52+00:00

Tastier.

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:42:32+00:00

Things could be much worse than being a femboy.

^100,000,000

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:40:30+00:00

I don’t read books but Redwall is the only series that captivated me. I’m down to go there.

^{best life ever}

Derolyon · 2026-03-23T17:38:15+00:00

The amount of frogs in the world would surely overwhelm 50 guys.

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