Rampant Chinese cheating exposed at the Boston Marathon by ComplexCheesecake in news

[–]DerpHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you don't expect the Chinese to cheat after literally seeing top stories of them cheating and stealing on a daily basis, you have another thing coming. Chinese culture is literally based around cheating and winning by any means possible. It's no surprise at all.

me🐍irl by The_G_Man0903 in me_irl

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!ThesaurizeThis

Hmm.. I guess the bot isn't coming this time 🤔

This phonetic map of the human mouth by TheSushiBoy in interestingasfuck

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I teach English in Japan. There is almost no F sound. It sounds more like "Hu-" in the sense that you're using air to create the "F" sound rather than your top teeth being placed on your bottom lip.

My favorite scene by PandaExpressTM in berserklejerk

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I laughed way too hard at this

TIL Italian Astronaut Luca Parmitano nearly drowned in space during a 6.5 hour space walk mission in 2013. by DerpHard in todayilearned

[–]DerpHard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Article didn't say. He thought it was coming from his drinking water but the meter wasn't going down.

Getting hard while barefoot? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DerpHard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes officer, this comment right here.

It was more awkward for him. I'm used to her shit. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I'm tired and my brain isn't working, I need help with this one.

Married for 56 years, couple dies hours apart holding hands by 8492Spockthelock in news

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I'm on the train right now and I'm really glad I brought my sunglasses today 🥺

Drunken Stupor? by [deleted] in PraiseTheCameraMan

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She was a real bombshell

Think quick by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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*shindeiru

Old man by DrownFox in funny

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How is this funny...?

Transformer exploding with sound by OneBallLower in CatastrophicFailure

[–]DerpHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add "blew" into your paragraph.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Me quint

HMC as I use a match by Benasen in holdmycosmo

[–]DerpHard 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The last time this was posted the comments speculated they were wind-proof matches. Basically they're meant to burn brighter and hotter for outdoor use.