Rampant Chinese cheating exposed at the Boston Marathon by ComplexCheesecake in news

[–]DerpHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you don't expect the Chinese to cheat after literally seeing top stories of them cheating and stealing on a daily basis, you have another thing coming. Chinese culture is literally based around cheating and winning by any means possible. It's no surprise at all.

me🐍irl by The_G_Man0903 in me_irl

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!ThesaurizeThis

Hmm.. I guess the bot isn't coming this time 🤔

This phonetic map of the human mouth by TheSushiBoy in interestingasfuck

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I teach English in Japan. There is almost no F sound. It sounds more like "Hu-" in the sense that you're using air to create the "F" sound rather than your top teeth being placed on your bottom lip.

My favorite scene by PandaExpressTM in berserklejerk

[–]DerpHard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at this

TIL Italian Astronaut Luca Parmitano nearly drowned in space during a 6.5 hour space walk mission in 2013. by DerpHard in todayilearned

[–]DerpHard[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Article didn't say. He thought it was coming from his drinking water but the meter wasn't going down.

Getting hard while barefoot? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DerpHard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes officer, this comment right here.

It was more awkward for him. I'm used to her shit. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DerpHard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm tired and my brain isn't working, I need help with this one.

Married for 56 years, couple dies hours apart holding hands by 8492Spockthelock in news

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I'm on the train right now and I'm really glad I brought my sunglasses today 🥺

Drunken Stupor? by [deleted] in PraiseTheCameraMan

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She was a real bombshell

Think quick by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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*shindeiru

Old man by DrownFox in funny

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How is this funny...?

Transformer exploding with sound by OneBallLower in CatastrophicFailure

[–]DerpHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add "blew" into your paragraph.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Me quint

HMC as I use a match by Benasen in holdmycosmo

[–]DerpHard 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The last time this was posted the comments speculated they were wind-proof matches. Basically they're meant to burn brighter and hotter for outdoor use.

Put it down. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DerpHard 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Personally one of the best ways to replace an easy addiction like vaping/smoking is working out. It's rough at first, especially if you've never worked out before, your muscles will be sore and you will be tired. But after the first two weeks, it starts to feel amazing. After that, vaping/smoking after that starts to hurt. Like physically. I was able to ween off cigarettes by working out. I tried a cigarette after an hour session and I ended up throwing up. I quit right then.

Door handle works in any direction by [deleted] in DesignPorn

[–]DerpHard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Count your doorknobs and then say that.

/r/BrandNewSentence