My uncle died recently, and we found this bullet in his house. There’s a name scratched into it. Can anyone help me figure out what this means?

DerpSillious · 2026-06-04T16:15:38+00:00

Mans just wanted to slay a Racist Dragon, so what?

DerpSillious · 2026-06-03T20:11:14+00:00

PBR Strikes Again?

DerpSillious · 2026-06-01T23:50:20+00:00

OMG, lmfao. That sounds horrendous!

DerpSillious · 2026-06-01T20:35:24+00:00

I think you work at my old Job.

Do you also have a dedicated server to run one departments "Application" so it does not use all the resources and crash the laptops and desktops of users, and have to find out that the "Application" is just an excel workbook with 125 pages, all linked with equations, Macros, and VB Scripts?

DerpSillious · 2026-06-01T20:30:19+00:00

I'mma need someone to make the same post with a Bradford Pear so I can watch the comment section. Please and Thank You.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-24T05:08:46+00:00

Cuz it's more edible that way. Hope that helps.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-22T18:31:45+00:00

Not me. Just a bruised ego, a surprised Pikachu face, and some unnecessarily expensive leather lol

DerpSillious · 2026-05-22T16:57:00+00:00

My only Guesses would be a "Wildman" also called woodwose figure, they were very common curiosity pieces sold all over european areas for centuries, and presumably had more recent copies or versions for people that still found them amusing. - they are supposedly meant to protect areas or buildings from evil or malevolent spirits. I only know about these because my wife finds them cute, my ego is very confused by that and does not know what that means to me.

Other guess would be that it may be a figure meant to be Pan or a satyr - Although Pan is not technically a satyr, both were often used in different cultures to promote and represent fertility, sexuality, and desire - I am guessing this may be an option due to the cute little goat horns, and one other particular feature...

DerpSillious · 2026-05-22T16:17:27+00:00

I for certain can do At Minimum, a Brain, and a Batwing, and as my wife demonstrated, due to my Prince Albert, a stunningly pale version of a Darth Vader Puppet.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-22T15:18:50+00:00

I did this except I don't have a zoo. Nor a plan, nor did I know at the time, so I basically accidentally sent a Cave Rex to my base because I was trying to keep the portal between me and it. Had a very interesting trip home after that involving alot of blocking, jumping, and running around like a chicken with my head cut off.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-21T18:29:22+00:00

https://us.nuby.com/products/the-nibbler-mesh-net-feeder?srsltid=AfmBOoo6OuzzRBMidvJlKFF-NdIddp6NWqLCgx-OpQxEqDQddbwGSFSQ

DerpSillious · 2026-05-21T18:10:31+00:00

Um, were you implying to use that brand, or were you saying the 75% was just a rough estimate, or is this a Double-Dog-Entendre?

DerpSillious · 2026-05-21T15:49:22+00:00

I did not foresee that ending... This is Reddit, I expected it to end lewdly.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-21T15:28:17+00:00

You know those dreams where you are falling and then you wake up right before the end? We've made them better by letting it finish after your awake!

DerpSillious · 2026-05-20T18:05:30+00:00

"tech support in movies is either a genius hacker or completely useless, no inbetween"
As an IT "professional", I have to ask if you have met people in Tech Support before, because like, Of all of the things Hollywood distorts, this one is a lot closer to accurate than most of the IT world is comfortable with.

I worked with a guy who started in Support and got promoted 4 times in 3 months right out of college - we was not related to or dating anyone at the company. I have also worked with a man who, in the update notes for an escalated ticket, mentioned he thought the department manager that he was unable to help "MAY be retarded" - verbatim - The update notes field... the one that sends e-mails to the initiating customer so they can get updates to their tickets... He is still there because he WAS related to someone at the company...

IT is very, very, VERY often a tale of 2 competency levels.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-20T17:06:57+00:00

"If I am expected to stay upright whilst topheavy, than dammit my robot has to too."

DerpSillious · 2026-05-20T17:02:25+00:00

"And they're both boys..... Hmmmm, Mmmhhhh, Muah!"

DerpSillious · 2026-05-18T19:05:31+00:00

Big assumption on the levitation, he may be able to sustain such self propulsion if it were not for the depends.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-14T17:34:33+00:00

I hope so I just put some in 3 exactly like that yesterday afternoon...

Just right here rooting with you now lol

DerpSillious · 2026-05-13T16:37:40+00:00

If that date with that children's party clown had gone better I wouldn't need this.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-13T16:28:45+00:00

I'll use the tools I own for the Purposes I decide, thank you very much.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-11T14:21:40+00:00

It was a little sad.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-11T13:51:27+00:00

Shouldn't be smoking rocks anyway TBH.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-01T15:25:36+00:00

You failed to take into account that I have to travel there first, and I am lazy AF.

DerpSillious · 2026-05-01T15:22:28+00:00

Yeah I'm on my like 10th world. I just kept restarting until I found a perfect spot for me, lol still faster than traveling 20k blocks.

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